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Exotic Dancers
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Sub-Zero Saul
Doomheim
#1 - 2013-04-28 05:08:24 UTC
I purchased 2 x (Exotic Dancers, Female) with the intent that they would dance for me in the Captains Quarters of my ship. I see that instead they just take up cargo space. Can you fix this obvious bug?
sci0gon
Kaira Innovations
#2 - 2013-04-28 05:52:18 UTC
Sub-Zero Saul wrote:
I purchased 2 x (Exotic Dancers, Female) with the intent that they would dance for me in the Captains Quarters of my ship. I see that instead they just take up cargo space. Can you fix this obvious bug?

lol you just want lap dances :P
Asuka Solo
I N E X T R E M I S
Tactical Narcotics Team
#3 - 2013-04-28 06:16:55 UTC
sci0gon wrote:
Sub-Zero Saul wrote:
I purchased 2 x (Exotic Dancers, Female) with the intent that they would dance for me in the Captains Quarters of my ship. I see that instead they just take up cargo space. Can you fix this obvious bug?

lol you just want lap dances :P


+1 to both of the above

Eve is about Capital ships, WiS, Boobs, PI and Isk!
Belinik
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2013-04-28 06:44:52 UTC
CQ definetely needs to be revisited snd expanded, whether it includes exotic dancers or not.

+1 to both above
Suzanne Winters
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#5 - 2013-04-28 10:58:41 UTC
sci0gon wrote:
Sub-Zero Saul wrote:
I purchased 2 x (Exotic Dancers, Female) with the intent that they would dance for me in the Captains Quarters of my ship. I see that instead they just take up cargo space. Can you fix this obvious bug?

lol you just want lap dances :P


Nothing wrong with that :P

+1. Even Star Wars TOR has exotic dancers

Director of Administration, Passionate Enterprises
sci0gon
Kaira Innovations
#6 - 2013-04-28 18:50:37 UTC
Suzanne Winters wrote:
sci0gon wrote:
Sub-Zero Saul wrote:
I purchased 2 x (Exotic Dancers, Female) with the intent that they would dance for me in the Captains Quarters of my ship. I see that instead they just take up cargo space. Can you fix this obvious bug?

lol you just want lap dances :P


Nothing wrong with that :P

+1. Even Star Wars TOR has exotic dancers



tbh if they ever did finish the idea of walking on the stations and allow us to move around more freely that would not be such a bad idea especially if it was used for 1 other thing besides the poll dancing and lap dances :P

Information Gathering

since a lot of things are done in bars and such there could be a NPC person we could talk to trade information.

Angel / Bloods / Gurista / Serpentists Ship logs "a old drop from npc's" could be used as the trade in item since its still in game with no use anymore.

Blood Raider Log 534970023 - (example of one of the logs)
"Sarasomi al tokune ra'popune. Kente ba'al rapontes al pheton de'skran o malen Sani Sabik. Dorurem tokun o batine sat dori am Z-XX2J. Meronam taru."

as you can see it clearly mentions a 0.0 system in querious which could possibly point towards something interesting. anything from a escalating mission upto a possible complex of which a certain key code item would be needed to access it. these could range from high - low sec towards null sec.
androch
LitlCorp
#7 - 2013-04-28 18:56:29 UTC
i want lap dances...
Hakan MacTrew
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#8 - 2013-04-28 19:03:39 UTC
TBF, even ME1 had lapdances...

+1

Friends
Rovinia
Exotic Dancers Union
#9 - 2013-04-28 23:07:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Rovinia
Sub-Zero Saul wrote:
I purchased 2 x (Exotic Dancers, Female) with the intent that they would dance for me in the Captains Quarters of my ship. I see that instead they just take up cargo space. Can you fix this obvious bug?



Dear customer

On behalf of our union, we want to apologize for any inconvenience caused by our workforce. But according to the new collective labour agreement, dancing in captains Quarters is no longer on the list of our services.

Main reason for this is that we had massive troubles in the past with our insurance company concerning the completly lack of evacuation routes in cases of fire or other emergency situations. In fact, it's a deathtrap. The only way out is provided by undocking in a spaceship, which would put our employees in an unpleasant situation of beeing extremly dependent on the goodwill of the capsuleer they work for and / or beeing susceptible to blackmail.

Please talk to the operator(s) of your station for more details and possible solutions.

Also, the cargohold of your ship is NOT a appropriated medium of transportation for our employees!

Help us to keep and even improve the high quality standards in our business by hireing only Union-certified workforce all the time!

Yours faithfully

Rovinia
Unionleader
Daichi Yamato
Jabbersnarks and Wonderglass
#10 - 2013-04-29 01:38:37 UTC
Rovinia wrote:


Also, the cargohold of your ship is NOT a appropriated medium of transportation for our employees!



no, but my lap is an excellent medium of transport to take them to heaven and back.

EVE FAQ "7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY? No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided"

Daichi Yamato's version of structure based decs
Rovinia
Exotic Dancers Union
#11 - 2013-04-29 02:02:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Rovinia
Daichi Yamato wrote:
Rovinia wrote:


Also, the cargohold of your ship is NOT a appropriated medium of transportation for our employees!



no, but my lap is an excellent medium of transport to take them to heaven and back.


I'm sure it is.... Perhaps you should talk with that "space elevator" guy from fanfest... He certainly has a job for you Blink
Rachel Starchaser
Perkone
Caldari State
#12 - 2013-04-29 03:23:00 UTC
I'll dance for you.
Hakan MacTrew
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#13 - 2013-04-29 07:02:22 UTC
Daichi Yamato wrote:
Rovinia wrote:


Also, the cargohold of your ship is NOT a appropriated medium of transportation for our employees!



no, but my lap is an excellent medium of transport to take them to heaven and back.

I'm sure those 'Little Helper - Male' employee's will be pleased to know your looking after their interests...

Friends
Daichi Yamato
Jabbersnarks and Wonderglass
#14 - 2013-04-29 17:03:30 UTC
Hakan MacTrew wrote:

I'm sure those 'Little Helper - Male' employee's will be pleased to know your looking after their interests...


my own male helper is particularly pleased.

EVE FAQ "7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY? No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided"

Daichi Yamato's version of structure based decs