Out of Pod Experience

Only one thing can be said for this.

We're doomed.... in stereo!

We must stop before Skynet siezes control and systematically eliminates the human race forcing humans to somehow invent a time machine and send someone back to protect a woman who will give birth to the resistance leader who will befriend a machine who will kill him in the future.

OR

We must hurry up and put Skynet online to wipe out a computer virus that ends up being Skynet therefore making Skynet software and not hardware and more than likely an app from the apple store which will cause all Ipads to transform into killer robots who fling birds at us.

OR

What if Transformers are real and all these drones that we think we are controlling are actually going around killing people with impunity but were totally ok with it because we think we are the ones who are controlling them.

Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired.


Yes you, box your stuff, out the front door, parking lot, car, goodbye.

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE (x2)

I can fap to that