Crime & Punishment

suyer would never do this he's a good man i think you should apologize

I guess I should explain my recent behavior and address these accusations...

I infiltrated the corp on one of my alts "Suyer" during the interview the recruiter/CEO asked some rather personal information such as where I lived in America, my age gender and oddly enough, my sexual orientation. Broski North being my previous corp I figured he'd know that we're strong subscribers to the homosexual-christian community, it appeared he was ignorant to that fact so I explained it to him.

After a few minutes of awkward silence I became worried, but then suddenly I got a friend request on skype and an instant video chat request, it was him. cautiously I answered to find an obese hulking beast grinning at me through my monitor, he explaiend to me that he was also gay and had been looking for his space-man for quite some time now.

A few short weeks had passed, I was making my way through the ranks at an alarming pace, earning the respect of my fellow wormholers as I went. However the CEO Max leadfoot video chatted me again, and this time he was naked. Shocked I looked across his shameless bulky mass and explained to him being a part of the homosexual-christian community I refuse to engage in any homo-erotic acts without being in wedlock so we were promptly wed, he gave me access to his pos and I gave him access to my wormhole (if you know what I mean) this continued for another week until I found out he was actually a part of the homo-judist community, so I took my share and left.

I'm sorry, I don't see a crime here. Either in the above description, or the original OP's attempt to recind his gifts to this Suyer fellow.

Move along.