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Launder ISK

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Abel Tellor
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2013-04-25 16:49:37 UTC
I'm looking to launder some isk. Please email me if you can assist. You will not see this character online to convo - email only at this point.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2013-04-25 17:02:52 UTC

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#3 - 2013-04-25 17:11:33 UTC
Seems legit.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#4 - 2013-04-25 17:17:54 UTC
I will double all isk sent to me in increments over 1b.

Troedoff Dude
Potato Security
#5 - 2013-04-25 17:34:59 UTC
I'm sure we could do it for a small fee.
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2013-04-25 17:51:39 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#7 - 2013-04-25 17:55:59 UTC

Well certainly doubling could work for your needs. You should use one that is highly reputed for actually fulfilling. If you ask around, I'm sure you will find a good one.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.

The Palp
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2013-04-25 17:58:19 UTC  |  Edited by: The Palp
use the market??? anyone who would charge you a fee would essentially cost you the same as using the market

buy from sell orders
sell to buy orders

money successfully laundered. Yes you will lose money from the price difference and the taxes, but thats no different than paying somebody's fee

edit: If you do however use an ISK doubling service, Erotica is the only legit service i know of. Just remember to follow the rules
Agent Trask
#9 - 2013-04-25 18:21:17 UTC
James 315 will quickly and confidentially convert ISK into precious tears, at no extra charge.

Such a deal!

Join the New Order, buy your permit today, and follow the code.

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#10 - 2013-04-25 18:57:18 UTC
Agent Trask wrote:
James 315 will quickly and confidentially convert ISK into precious tears, at no extra charge.

Such a deal!

The saddest thing is there would be no need for tears if miners would just follow the rules.

I just wanted to add that another way to launder your isk is to gamble it through a reputable Eve gambling website. I understand there is one that will even give you 7m isk free to sign up. Just spread your bets fairly evenly around and you should net out ok. The best part is, like my game, you can actually end up ahead instead of paying a fee.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.

Haedonism Bot
Revolutionary Front
#11 - 2013-04-25 19:37:36 UTC
Give your isk to me.

It will be washed and pressed, then returned to your wallet in under 24 hours.

I promise.

Vote Sabriz Adoudel and Tora Bushido for CSMX. Keep the Evil in EVE!

Abel Tellor
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2013-04-25 22:00:51 UTC
A bunch of helpful folks...

Oh well - I'll find my own way.
Cannibal Kane
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2013-04-25 22:10:10 UTC
People are only as helpful as to the amount of info provided.

In you case... none since none of what you said made sense.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk

Marie Liis
The Foundation Of Mammon
#14 - 2013-04-26 00:01:38 UTC
as legit as Erotica 1's dodixie sca- game
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#15 - 2013-04-26 00:22:14 UTC
ISK doubling services (even legit ones like Erotica 1) aren't likely what you need.

I offer a true ISK reduction service.

Send me any amount of ISK (or if you need it to not show up on a full API, in-space trade me any amount of highly liquid trade assets such as PLEX, Technetium, or the like) and I will return 80% of your resources/ISK safely laundered.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance.

bufnitza calatoare
#16 - 2013-04-26 00:52:08 UTC
reported for zero content.
#17 - 2013-04-26 01:01:18 UTC
Create an alt on desto account. Transfer PLEX to said alt via contracts/trade. Reverse-redeem PLEX. Delete Laundry Alt. Redeem PLEX on desto character.

That'll hide the source from most prying Player eyes. You can't launder money to hide its source from CCP.

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon

Kristoffon vonDrake
Forceful Resource Acquisition Inc
#18 - 2013-04-26 01:04:16 UTC
If the purpose of this exercise is solely to hide the source from other players API checks I found dumping plex/whatever in a can on a safespot does the trick. Use a fleet to warp the second person to the safespot, you don't want to be caught contracting bookmarks.
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
#19 - 2013-04-26 01:17:30 UTC
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