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The Corpse Bucket is now open for recruiting all time zones.
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vanessa Sly
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#81 - 2013-04-18 15:41:07 UTC
Man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.
His wife is lying in bed reading.
Man says,"This is the pig I f**k when your not up for it"
Wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."
Man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

If you find that funny and like to try and kill everything you see then join FUKS PUB channel today

Also we are currently recruiting low sp meat shields or 'noobs' as they can be called so don't be shy, come kneel before our CEO stupid1324, the king of lowsec™ and pledge your poorly fitted frigate to him, you will be known from that point on as one of 'his children'.

Disclaimer

If once recruited you are asked to meet our CEO in real life on 'a secret mission' please don't, although apologies have been made we cannot guarantee your safety, this is also the case for his 'swallow the sword of purple' agent mission he has blatantly made up and also requires a personal meeting.

Hope to see you / your frozen corpse soon in pub channel / open space

Van
telaty
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#82 - 2013-04-19 12:49:16 UTC
Still recruiting
darkness reins
Siberian Squad
Siberian Squads
#83 - 2013-04-19 16:30:27 UTC
Friendly bump for a bad ass pie corp.
Stupid1324
Doomheim
#84 - 2013-04-19 16:42:41 UTC
bump...........
Sae Rhylani
What's ur sig holding
#85 - 2013-04-19 19:53:27 UTC
bump
Abel Geiss
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#86 - 2013-04-20 03:17:07 UTC
Bump
darkness reins
Siberian Squad
Siberian Squads
#87 - 2013-04-20 17:11:56 UTC
Friendly bump
Sae Rhylani
What's ur sig holding
#88 - 2013-04-21 03:12:06 UTC
bump
darkness reins
Siberian Squad
Siberian Squads
#89 - 2013-04-21 19:03:30 UTC
friendly bump
Sae Rhylani
What's ur sig holding
#90 - 2013-04-22 01:33:30 UTC
bump
telaty
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#91 - 2013-04-22 14:35:57 UTC
bump
darkness reins
Siberian Squad
Siberian Squads
#92 - 2013-04-22 18:18:35 UTC
Another friendly bump.
Sae Rhylani
What's ur sig holding
#93 - 2013-04-23 07:06:05 UTC
BUMP
Wyte Ragnarok
#94 - 2013-04-23 14:19:22 UTC
Stupid1324 wrote:
bumpity bump, and please no roleplayers, you will be laughed off coms if you start talking in character :)


Wahey. My old character.
darkness reins
Siberian Squad
Siberian Squads
#95 - 2013-04-24 15:45:45 UTC
bumpage time.
Stupid1324
Doomheim
#96 - 2013-04-24 16:20:10 UTC
bump
Sparky999
Into the Ether
Out of the Blue.
#97 - 2013-04-25 11:28:18 UTC
bump
Stupid1324
Doomheim
#98 - 2013-05-08 10:08:30 UTC
bump