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[FOR HIRE] If you're good at something, don't do it for free.

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Danalee
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#21 - 2013-04-23 16:48:09 UTC
Friendly bump for this friendly fellow who was so friendly to remind us to always watch local and never think we are invincible.
Also friendly thank you for buffing up my killboard with a nice 2.5bil kill :)


D.

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Ricardo Veneroso
Perkone
Caldari State
#22 - 2013-04-23 16:53:37 UTC
Yes, Congratulations on the purchase of your new Matriarchal. I hope that you bought insurance for it!
Kristoffon Ellecon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#23 - 2013-04-23 17:24:36 UTC
Ricardo Veneroso wrote:
Yes, Congratulations on the purchase of your new Matriarchal. I hope that you bought insurance for it!

Why? Are you going to undock?
Ricardo Veneroso
Perkone
Caldari State
#24 - 2013-04-23 18:18:05 UTC
Ricardo Veneroso
Perkone
Caldari State
#25 - 2013-04-24 00:15:24 UTC
And another one bites the dust!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

Thank you for coming to low sec today! Please come again! :)
5ufy
Safety Set To Red
Death Korps 0f Krieg
#26 - 2013-04-24 01:04:33 UTC
What were you thinking????
2 of your mechariels killed in 48 hours
I don' t think you are going to win this war.....

Kris's Karebear Kiling korp - 5.2 Billion lost

Blue Sec - 571 million lost

lol I think you should probably close ur corp and throw in the towel......
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#27 - 2013-04-24 01:05:15 UTC
5ufy wrote:
What were you thinking????
2 of your mechariels killed in 48 hours
I don' t think you are going to win this war.....

Kris's Karebear Kiling korp - 5.2 Billion lost

Blue Sec - 571 million lost

lol I think you should probably close ur corp and throw in the towel......



Holy ****, you're dying to 5ufy and friends? How bad do you have to be lose a war against them?
Ricardo Veneroso
Perkone
Caldari State
#28 - 2013-04-24 04:20:08 UTC
Adriel Malakai wrote:
5ufy wrote:
What were you thinking????
2 of your mechariels killed in 48 hours
I don' t think you are going to win this war.....

Kris's Karebear Kiling korp - 5.2 Billion lost

Blue Sec - 571 million lost

lol I think you should probably close ur corp and throw in the towel......



Holy ****, you're dying to 5ufy and friends? How bad do you have to be lose a war against them?



I know they totally suck! Wait a minute.....
Ricardo Veneroso
Perkone
Caldari State
#29 - 2013-04-24 04:40:12 UTC
For my dear friend, Kristoffon Ellecon, I have written this little poem:


Upon first contact with our nemesis in this star trek, we thought that we'd have to voyage home. But upon reaching this undiscovered country, we decided to mount an insurrection, drive him back into darkness and proceed to the final frontier.

(sorry wrath of khan and search for spock don't fit well into a sentence)

(Feel free to add poems about the following subjects that he hates: Ponies, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Hippies, Potheads, Pokemon and especially Ponies)
Danalee
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#30 - 2013-04-24 05:29:00 UTC
Ricardo, I’d be a bit more thankful if I was you!

By throwing his precious Machariel in mount low sec, he did save all of mankind!
In fact, I was so happy when I saw - from a galaxy far, far, away - that Kristoffon Baggins had successfully completed his mission, I lit one up especially for the occasion!
(Mind you, I felt like a real hippie afterwards, saw ponies and the whole shebang!)

In any case, if Ash could only choose one Pokemon to be in his Pokédex, I’m sure he’d choose Kristoffon-chu!

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#31 - 2013-04-24 05:40:36 UTC
I have always found it deplorable when target come into a "I want work" thread to taunt people with a loss.

Yes, this is a work thread and lets be honest here, as a fellow man that works by himself your ability to loose ships is a lot greater than those who stay huddled up and gang up to engage this one person.

What you should be asking yourself... Should he not be taunting you for having the balls to engage and you required 9 people to kill him?



"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk

Danalee
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#32 - 2013-04-24 05:55:46 UTC
Dear mister Kane, let me start by saying that I've always liked your style and have been -covertly- following your exploits for a while now.

Cannibal Kane wrote:


What you should be asking yourself... Should he not be taunting you for having the balls to engage and you required 9 people to kill him?



Now, showing balls while ganking mining boats in a Machariel doesn't really compute, now does it?
Smack talking while doing it... yeah...

You also see the killmails speaking for themselves really, if you would go and look. One-two players 'have him' and call out for the masses to be on the mail...

If I would go out and fly a 2.5bil ship into a kitchen sink enemies’ fleet and loose said ship stupidly, do I get to taunt that same fleet for killing me?

In any case, it has been a good run for our alliance; we had some good lessons (for which I sincerely thanked him already) thanks to this unprovoked wardec. Our one man killing machine expected to pummel on some carebears, bit of a bit more than he could chew and got a taste of his own medicine. End of story.


D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#33 - 2013-04-24 06:04:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Cannibal Kane
Danalee wrote:
Dear mister Kane, let me start by saying that I've always liked your style and have been -covertly- following your exploits for a while now.

Cannibal Kane wrote:


What you should be asking yourself... Should he not be taunting you for having the balls to engage and you required 9 people to kill him?



Now, showing balls while ganking mining boats in a Machariel doesn't really compute, now does it?
Smack talking while doing it... yeah...

You also see the killmails speaking for themselves really, if you would go and look. One-two players 'have him' and call out for the masses to be on the mail...

If I would go out and fly a 2.5bil ship into a kitchen sink enemies’ fleet and loose said ship stupidly, do I get to taunt that same fleet for killing me?

In any case, it has been a good run for our alliance; we had some good lessons (for which I sincerely thanked him already) thanks to this unprovoked wardec. Our one man killing machine expected to pummel on some carebears, bit of a bit more than he could chew and got a taste of his own medicine. End of story.


D.

Bear




Then pardon my lack of knowledge. Would a healthy mail convo not suffice rather than spoiling a thread used to get ISK?

People can draw their own conclusion with regards to kills losses.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk

Danalee
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#34 - 2013-04-24 06:11:24 UTC
You are right, excuse our newbish enthousiasm. I will refrain from posting here again (after this one time) and ask our alliance members to do the same.

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Ricardo Veneroso
Perkone
Caldari State
#35 - 2013-04-24 14:13:26 UTC
Cannibal Kane wrote:
Danalee wrote:
Dear mister Kane, let me start by saying that I've always liked your style and have been -covertly- following your exploits for a while now.

Cannibal Kane wrote:


What you should be asking yourself... Should he not be taunting you for having the balls to engage and you required 9 people to kill him?



Now, showing balls while ganking mining boats in a Machariel doesn't really compute, now does it?
Smack talking while doing it... yeah...

You also see the killmails speaking for themselves really, if you would go and look. One-two players 'have him' and call out for the masses to be on the mail...

If I would go out and fly a 2.5bil ship into a kitchen sink enemies’ fleet and loose said ship stupidly, do I get to taunt that same fleet for killing me?

In any case, it has been a good run for our alliance; we had some good lessons (for which I sincerely thanked him already) thanks to this unprovoked wardec. Our one man killing machine expected to pummel on some carebears, bit of a bit more than he could chew and got a taste of his own medicine. End of story.


D.

Bear




Then pardon my lack of knowledge. Would a healthy mail convo not suffice rather than spoiling a thread used to get ISK?

People can draw their own conclusion with regards to kills losses.


Fair enough. But let's make one thing clear about "balls". Killing hulks and noobs in a machariel or cynabal doesn't mean that you have courage, rather that you have too much isk. We were merely pointing out that we helped to relieve him of some of it. It's really a service for the eve community, as we are stimulating the economy! Just as he is by killing care bears in high sec. War and PVP is a necessity to this game as without it there would be little reason to mine as there would be no need for minerals to buy replacement ships.

But I suppose that it is unprofessional to do this in a work thread, so I will instead give him a positive review, from a war target's perspective. This is a positive review.



1.) He forces his war target to pay attention. Thank you for that, as we've had some people who are too relaxed.

2.) He is a good pilot and generally succeeds in making people annoyed when he slips away!

3.) He is generally a good sport and delivers a professional service.

4.) Despite his aversion to it, he is willing to come to low sec.

5.) He isn't afraid to risk his ship to get the job done.
Cable Udan
Mea Culpa.
Shadow Cartel
#36 - 2013-04-24 14:17:23 UTC
I endorse this product and/or service.
HorusAha Cann
Blast That Azz Corp
#37 - 2013-04-25 02:53:37 UTC
Big smile That was a positive review, as I sat back and watch him first hand take out a small mining corp, with his powerful ship, I'm glad and please with the end result of his death and the bil he have lost. Now at this time Mr Kris is on his alt to recoup the lost. To see and now knowing how a miner feel lol is great. So to the Alli that pay me a % of my bounty on his head Thank u and a JOB WELL DONE. HorusAha Cann Twisted
Ricardo Veneroso wrote:
Cannibal Kane wrote:
Danalee wrote:
Dear mister Kane, let me start by saying that I've always liked your style and have been -covertly- following your exploits for a while now.

Cannibal Kane wrote:


What you should be asking yourself... Should he not be taunting you for having the balls to engage and you required 9 people to kill him?



Now, showing balls while ganking mining boats in a Machariel doesn't really compute, now does it?
Smack talking while doing it... yeah...

You also see the killmails speaking for themselves really, if you would go and look. One-two players 'have him' and call out for the masses to be on the mail...

If I would go out and fly a 2.5bil ship into a kitchen sink enemies’ fleet and loose said ship stupidly, do I get to taunt that same fleet for killing me?

In any case, it has been a good run for our alliance; we had some good lessons (for which I sincerely thanked him already) thanks to this unprovoked wardec. Our one man killing machine expected to pummel on some carebears, bit of a bit more than he could chew and got a taste of his own medicine. End of story.


D.

Bear




Then pardon my lack of knowledge. Would a healthy mail convo not suffice rather than spoiling a thread used to get ISK?

People can draw their own conclusion with regards to kills losses.


Fair enough. But let's make one thing clear about "balls". Killing hulks and noobs in a machariel or cynabal doesn't mean that you have courage, rather that you have too much isk. We were merely pointing out that we helped to relieve him of some of it. It's really a service for the eve community, as we are stimulating the economy! Just as he is by killing care bears in high sec. War and PVP is a necessity to this game as without it there would be little reason to mine as there would be no need for minerals to buy replacement ships.

But I suppose that it is unprofessional to do this in a work thread, so I will instead give him a positive review, from a war target's perspective. This is a positive review.



1.) He forces his war target to pay attention. Thank you for that, as we've had some people who are too relaxed.

2.) He is a good pilot and generally succeeds in making people annoyed when he slips away!

3.) He is generally a good sport and delivers a professional service.

4.) Despite his aversion to it, he is willing to come to low sec.

5.) He isn't afraid to risk his ship to get the job done.

HorusAha Cann
Blast That Azz Corp
#38 - 2013-04-25 04:54:05 UTC  |  Edited by: HorusAha Cann
TwistedGreat doing " Business " with you have a nice day.Blink Oh by the way Thanks again for the % of the 1 bill bounty my friend . Do u need a loan I have tons of isk. Just Eve Mail Twisted
Kristoffon Ellecon wrote:
Ricardo Veneroso wrote:
Yes, Congratulations on the purchase of your new Matriarchal. I hope that you bought insurance for it!

Why? Are you going to undock?
culo duro
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#39 - 2013-04-25 05:59:48 UTC
What i find amazing is that this "elite pvp" which you guys are claiming to do, involved having 9 dudes on the first mach, and 6 on the last one.

This guy had the balls to go out there and give you a fight, and what do you do? you come here and say "hey look at us we're awesome for blopping a machariel". I'm betting that neither of you guys would do that, if you were him... Be happy the guy undocked and brought you a fight, or go **** off to narnia.

I've starting blogging http://www.epvpc.blogspot.com 

Ludovicus Bock
Doomheim
#40 - 2013-04-25 13:18:47 UTC
culo duro wrote:
What i find amazing is that this "elite pvp" which you guys are claiming to do, involved having 9 dudes on the first mach, and 6 on the last one.

This guy had the balls to go out there and give you a fight, and what do you do? you come here and say "hey look at us we're awesome for blopping a machariel". I'm betting that neither of you guys would do that, if you were him... Be happy the guy undocked and brought you a fight, or go **** off to narnia.


Nice of you to look at the broad picture of the situation Roll
No bias whatsoever, right? Indeed, from an outsider's point of view it is clear that the self proclaimed one man army is a honorable/elite PVP'er that wouldn't dream of attacking non combat ships and the alliance he wardecced are all mean blobbers that tricked him into wardeccing them and than took advantage of his honor to lure him in a situation where he could loose his ship and there was no danger for them. RollRollRoll

Maybe you need to come out of Narnia before commenting?






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