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The Marmite Mercenaries BLACKFLAG. 3,981
Tora Bushido The Marmite Mercenaries BLACKFLAG. Likes received: 3,981	#1 - 2013-04-19 11:38:01 UTC 2 Was reading this and I lolled at the 'Nulbears' : http://pastebin.com/xSS10BzD Jita Burn 2.1 (2.0 got their asses kicked by Whores) and why .... DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE ! Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Jint Hikaru

OffWorld Exploration Inc

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#2 - 2013-04-19 11:50:00 UTC | Edited by: Jint Hikaru

The Mittani wrote:

We will now wash away the frustrations of March's cold war by covering ourselves in the blood and suffering of the people of hisec, the weekend before Fanfest begins - just in time to remind these people who the **** we are

to be honest, a lot of people don't really care!

Jint Hikaru - Miner / Salvager / Explorer / SpaceBum In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Aliastra Gallente Federation 294
Ra Jackson Aliastra Gallente Federation Likes received: 294	#3 - 2013-04-19 13:21:04 UTC tbh I miss SirMolle. At least he was entertaining.

Space Ghosts. Break-A-Wish Foundation 1,331
Tah'ris Khlador Space Ghosts. Break-A-Wish Foundation Likes received: 1,331	#4 - 2013-04-19 14:35:35 UTC I'm still overly amused by this. It's as though he wasn't aware the Goons were coming to Jita. Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance


Tora Bushido The Marmite Mercenaries BLACKFLAG. Likes received: 3,981	#5 - 2013-04-19 14:47:39 UTC 1 Tah'ris Khlador wrote: I'm still overly amused by this. It's as though he wasn't aware the Goons were coming to Jita. Fascinating..... and you are ? DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE ! Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.


Tah'ris Khlador Space Ghosts. Break-A-Wish Foundation Likes received: 1,331	#6 - 2013-04-19 14:49:19 UTC 1 Tora Bushido wrote: Tah'ris Khlador wrote: I'm still overly amused by this. It's as though he wasn't aware the Goons were coming to Jita. Fascinating..... and you are ? The one watching your chess game. Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance

Tora Bushido

The Marmite Mercenaries

BLACKFLAG.

Likes received: 3,981

#7 - 2013-04-19 14:53:25 UTC

Tah'ris Khlador wrote:

Tora Bushido wrote:

Tah'ris Khlador wrote:

I'm still overly amused by this. It's as though he wasn't aware the Goons were coming to Jita.

Fascinating..... and you are ?

The one watching your chess game.

Checkmate, now go play eve....... Lol

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Kristopher Rocancourt

Sebiestor Tribe

Minmatar Republic

Likes received: 414

#8 - 2013-04-19 15:21:11 UTC

i like this bit:
"Miniluv: Where Blackops cleaves through the weak and foolish in null, Miniluv is nearing its first anniversary of nonstop freighter-slagging, ice-interdicting hisec atrocity. The entire purpose of Miniluv is to wreak vengeance upon those who howl about 'nullbears' on the forums, to hunt down Unpersons, and pass the idle moments blowing up freighters which often contain everything a player possesses, knocking them out of the game entirely. Miniluv will be at the vanguard of Burn Jita 2.0 and has an inexhaustible need for gankers, bumpers, and those who can lead small groups of Ministers as they carry out their sacred duties."

Mittens: you should amend your post as you are well aware that Marmite Collective has completely castrated Miniluv's highsec ops in and around their old stomping grounds of Uedama.

http://killalliance.co.uk/tears/tears-holeysheet/

Zeus Maximo

Mentally Assured Destruction

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#9 - 2013-04-19 16:16:35 UTC

Tora Bushido wrote:

Was reading this and I lolled at the 'Nulbears' : http://pastebin.com/xSS10BzD Lol

Jita Burn 2.1 (2.0 got their asses kicked by Whores) and why ....

Thank you Sir for the shout out!

Its very amusing how many pilots a goon/test fleet needs to fight a small gang from a high sec alliance. I understand that safety in numbers is good for noobs their first few months in the game but I was rather disappointed in their piloting skills last night. An understanding of simple game mechanics could have easily turned the tide but instead it felt like shooting fish in a barrel.

If this is the quality that is needed to take over most of the sovereignty in null sec then by god they better hope we don't become larger. Hands down Ivy League puts up a better fight than goons/test!

Get out of the blob Nullbears! Learn pvp

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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James 420

EVE Corporation 98188875

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#10 - 2013-04-19 16:23:14 UTC

Zeus Maximo wrote:

goons/test are bad in small scale pvp where skill matters, more news at 11 Roll

Proud enforcer of 420 BLAZE IT

The Troll Bridge 23,523
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge Likes received: 23,523	#11 - 2013-04-19 18:52:09 UTC So... Mittani posts these Manifestos regularly? I guess its time to put alts into GSF too. I want to see the soapbox up close. *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*

Inquisitor Kitchner

The Executives

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#12 - 2013-04-19 19:23:51 UTC

Zeus Maximo wrote:

Tora Bushido wrote:

Was reading this and I lolled at the 'Nulbears' : http://pastebin.com/xSS10BzD Lol

Jita Burn 2.1 (2.0 got their asses kicked by Whores) and why ....

lol

"If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared." - Niccolo Machiavelli

Solj RichPopolous

Silent Havok.

H A R D L I N E R S

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#13 - 2013-04-19 22:14:36 UTC | Edited by: Solj RichPopolous

http://www.spacejews.org/mad/kb/?a=kill_related&kll_id=10190 <-- Right click open in new tab

For your viewing pleasure.

I especially wouldn't expect a null sec alliance to understand concepts 90% of eve already doesn't. And yes I was drunk to make it so bad.

Some fun quotes from the evening.

[ 2013.04.19 06:12:54 ] jody Arkaral > wtf we cant hit this cynabal

[ 2013.04.19 06:16:25 ] Solj RichPopolous > Kill: Gaara's sniper (Lachesis) ay bruh how u feel loosing that to 20 vs 1

[ 2013.04.19 06:53:08 ] Tebizla > is jita burning yet? i don't see the flames. try harder?
[ 2013.04.19 06:53:17 ] Solj RichPopolous > the only burning is the guys trying to burn it

modro The Initiative. 384
Xayder modro The Initiative. Likes received: 384	#14 - 2013-04-20 00:44:28 UTC 2 I think the OP is mad Realy mad I don't always post, But when i post I do it with my main

Ministry of War Amarr Empire 3
Elmerus Juniorus Ministry of War Amarr Empire Likes received: 3	#15 - 2013-04-20 05:13:38 UTC 2 Kristopher Rocancourt wrote: i like this bit: Mittens: you should amend your post as you are well aware that Marmite Collective has completely castrated Miniluv's highsec ops in and around their old stomping grounds of Uedama. Was this before or after y'all "made a strategic retreat" from Jita?


Tora Bushido The Marmite Mercenaries BLACKFLAG. Likes received: 3,981	#16 - 2013-04-20 07:43:41 UTC \| Edited by: Tora Bushido 2 Xayder wrote: I think the OP is mad Realy mad Hell yeh..... and for that you get a free like @Elmerus Juniorus : Read his reply again and then say "Sorry Kris, I cant read" DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE ! Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

magic preacher

School of Applied Knowledge

Caldari State

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#17 - 2013-04-20 14:54:45 UTC

mittani wrote

http://pastebin.com/xSS10BzD

We will now wash away the frustrations of March's cold war by covering ourselves in the blood and suffering of the people of hisec, the weekend before Fanfest begins - just in time to remind these people who the f*** we are.

sorry who are you ?

ah got it now

http://p0wnd.nl/kb/index.php/cc_detail/73/

that nice bunch of fellows

and in breaking news ;-

goonswarm hire RVB against us

now things are getting really strange

Play the Music sam

culo duro

Center for Advanced Studies

Gallente Federation

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#18 - 2013-04-20 18:22:56 UTC

magic preacher wrote:

Regarding this so nice KB i get the total count to around 400 where's the rest? 129?

I've starting blogging http://www.epvpc.blogspot.com

ElitistOps Deepwater Hooligans 467
penifSMASH ElitistOps Deepwater Hooligans Likes received: 467	#19 - 2013-04-20 18:35:40 UTC 2 I don't get this thread. Are some high-sec pubbies happy they ganked a couple dumb goons or something?