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[For Hire] - Cannibal Kane
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Coffee Rocks
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#181 - 2013-04-13 17:07:19 UTC
I heartily endorse these goods and/or services.

I have never personally used Kane's services. I prefer to undock and laughibly attempt to peeveepee on my own like a brain damaged kid chasing the shiny red ball into rush hour traffic. Erotica 1's other personality can attest to this.

However, reading the tales of his exploits (and his victim's lolwtf fails) are why I joined this game. That... and that.... magnificent hair....

Also, bump.

You never fly alone - Broadcast 4 Reps | Twitter: @thecoffeerocks | Steam: CoffeeRocks
Coffee Rocks
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#182 - 2013-04-13 17:18:29 UTC
Sorrowsong Stenier-Tian wrote:


I just want people to see very clearly that you are only a limited resource...



Sorrowsong Stenier-Tian wrote:


a limited resource...



You speak of him in terms of resources as if he was a single bullet, whereas any other merc corp is a belt fed mini-gun with unlimited ammo.

He is a single bullet. A big one with an atomic warhead.

In those terms,you only need the one bullet but dear god get out of the way once you drop the hammer.

You never fly alone - Broadcast 4 Reps | Twitter: @thecoffeerocks | Steam: CoffeeRocks
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#183 - 2013-04-13 17:38:01 UTC
Coffee Rocks.. and yes.. yes it does.

Thank you for the awesome words. It is actually humbling when something I did is the reason people play this game.

Makes me go all soft and mushi inside.

I will be moving my Stories to here http://belligerentundesirables.com/

Monk still needs to update the page for the forum link which is http://belligerentundesirables.com/forums

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#184 - 2013-04-15 08:08:58 UTC
BUMP


"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Kalel Nimrott
Caldari Provisions
#185 - 2013-04-15 13:08:16 UTC
Those abs...., that hair.

Bob Artis, you will be missed.

O7
Capt Starfox
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#186 - 2013-04-16 04:03:42 UTC
Cannibal Kane wrote:


Why thank you... Last night I forcefully removed a Mining Foreman Mindlink II from a persons head.

Apparently he did not enjoy it at all.

To the point where I see Evolve lurking in RR ships to scared to help incase they go suspect. If they do help with RR... they are going to loose a few Bill again in wars.


Haha sounds great, wish I could have seen itTwisted

Abandon all hope ye who x up in fleet
StoneCold
Decadence.
RAZOR Alliance
#187 - 2013-04-19 15:10:36 UTC
His hair is done by loreal.

My true stories
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#188 - 2013-04-28 14:03:04 UTC
BUMP

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Duke Amarro
Thief Guild
#189 - 2013-06-30 00:16:52 UTC
bump
Kurt Erquilenne
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#190 - 2013-07-07 20:43:36 UTC
OH Yea Guys Im the best in the game, You can Hire me to kill miners but I dont fight pvp players Im scared you can also join my Academy for 250 mill its worth it because I will teach you to Kill miners.
Flesh Arrow
Doomheim
#191 - 2013-07-07 20:43:42 UTC
Kane is your guy if you want someone to kill miners. But if you want someone to kill ANY ship with weapons do not hire Kane as he does not shoot at combat ships.
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#192 - 2013-07-07 21:22:00 UTC
This is what happens when you **** off "PRO PVPers" in eve. They post with alts in threads.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Flesh Arrow
Doomheim
#193 - 2013-07-07 21:27:09 UTC
I saw you doing that to some poor marmite guys. you fail pirate. Nerd hypocrites shouldn't play internet spaceships if you can't take the heat.
Marianne Pollard
Doomheim
#194 - 2013-07-07 21:42:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Marianne Pollard
Kurt Erquilenne wrote:
Oh yeah guys I'm the best in the game. You can hire me to kill miners but I don't fight pvp players, I'm scared. You can also join my academy for 250 mill, it's worth it because I will teach you to kill miners.


You seem upset.

Before we start, let me just say that 14 errors in grammar, punctuation and spelling in a sentence that consists of only 44 words is terrible and you should cease posting immediately. I don't normally pull people up on this sort of thing, but if you're going to cry on a public forum you should at least have the capacity to express your deep-seated butthurt (no pun intended) accurately and effectively.

Now then...

Show me on the Retriever where the nasty man touched you, and we might (no promises) be able to help you alleviate your concerns.

Firstly we need to get you to understand exactly what a 'mercenary' is. Are you familiar with the term?

I corrected your QQ btw. Thank me post-therapy.

Mocking the afflicted since 2013.
Flesh Arrow
Doomheim
#195 - 2013-07-07 21:51:20 UTC
Also this guy scams merc contracts....
Hogarth Starbanger
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#196 - 2013-07-07 23:52:13 UTC
I asked for plastic surgery to better imitate Kane's image. I was told this is as close as they could get to replicating his sheer beauty without getting put on his hit list.
Jack Morrison
Team Liquid crp.
#197 - 2013-07-08 12:28:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Jack Morrison
A friendly bump.

A response to the all-knowing oracle Flesh Arrow:
Arrowsaw Kane fighting off 6 guys (alone) , yes they were in combat ships
Arrowa few minutes later accepting a duel (in battleships)

Sure...only miners...please send me a bank account number and an address and i will gladly send a doll to you. When you receive it, i kindly ask you to use a marker to exactly highlight the area where Kane touched you. If it was on more areas, then please mark all of them.

Looking for a group to pew with ? Have a chat with me.
Jove Death
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#198 - 2013-07-08 12:31:27 UTC
Freindly bump

Gave me some good advise on war mechanics Big smile

Quoting "you will die" in EvE is fail Chars dont die in EvE. Unless you have a heart attack eek.
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#199 - 2013-07-08 12:32:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Cannibal Kane
Jack Morrison wrote:
A friendly bump.

A response to the all-knowing oracle Flesh Arrow:
Arrowsaw Kane fighting off 6 guys (alone) , yes they were in combat ships
Arrowa few minutes later accepting a duel (in battleships)

Sure...only miners...please send me a bank account number and an address and i will gladly send a doll to you. When you receive it i kindly ask you to use a marek to exactly highlight the area where Kane touched you. If it was on more areas, then please mark all of them.


Thanks Jack,

Dont know why people keep bumping this thread since I don't really do Merc work anymore. On a side note that fight you saw escalated into 13 ships mixed from frigates/cruisers/BC/ and battleships. in all they lost just under 2 bil yesterday.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Hogarth Starbanger
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#200 - 2013-07-10 03:24:13 UTC
Cannibal Kane wrote:


Dont know why people keep bumping this thread since I don't really do Merc work anymore.



It's the hair.