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Free wardec against caldari FW alliance

Author
Marillion
State War Academy
Caldari State
#1 - 2013-04-17 20:35:37 UTC
This morning we was war decced by Liandri Covenant which is a big Caldari FW alliance full of noobs that float around empire endlessly

I assume there idea is to attack my empire pos but who knows,, anyhow due to the size of there alliance and there liking to jita thinking it is a safe haven from other fw targets i thought it an idea to put this out to tender.

Anyone who wants to join the war dec as an ally please apply and you have a free run on killing them in and around Jita.



Deen Wispa
Sheriff.
United Caldari Space Command.
#2 - 2013-04-17 20:48:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Deen Wispa
Hi-

I represent the Gallente Militia and we have an eternal war with Liandri. Please get in touch with me privately and we can discuss how how our militia's mercs for hire program can benefit you.

One of many benefits you get from hiring us;


  • Our militia has a strong network of caldari farming alts that can be used to awox them in Jita and beyond.
  • We also have an alt corp full of cap pilots that we were going to use to flip systems just before Retribution hit. It never got used but we've been eager to utilize this alt corp in other manners such as POCO and POS bashes and defenses
  • We have writers working for themittani.com and they will push out propanda pieces capable of tarnishing Liandri's reputation even worse than it already is.


I can assure that these are just a few of the creative metagaming tactics that Gallente is capable of. By the time I am done, we will have crushed them with impunity and never have to undock with our mains to do so.

Send me an email to talk specifics and compensation packages.

Yours truly,
Deen Wispa

High Five. Yeah! C'est La Eve .

Ginger Barbarella
#3 - 2013-04-17 21:44:08 UTC
Deen Wispa wrote:
--awesomeness snipped--


So, basically, you want to get paid to "metagame" (your words) an FW opponent, rather than just using the freebie to get kills?

That right there is the big problem with you 'leet peeveepee'ers. You don't want fights: you want to waste time on the forums. Sounds a lot like the Amarr militia to me...

Oh, wait...

"Blow it all on Quafe and strippers." --- Sorlac

Bad Messenger
Rehabilitation Clinic
#4 - 2013-04-17 22:26:08 UTC
Marillion wrote:
... idea is to attack my empire pos...


nice to know, can you tell the moon too?
Jonasan Mikio
Must Remove Snow Flakes
#5 - 2013-04-18 18:50:24 UTC
Deen Wispa wrote:
Hi-

I represent the Gallente Militia and we have an eternal war with Liandri. Please get in touch with me privately and we can discuss how how our militia's mercs for hire program can benefit you.

One of many benefits you get from hiring us;


  • Our militia has a strong network of caldari farming alts that can be used to awox them in Jita and beyond.
  • We also have an alt corp full of cap pilots that we were going to use to flip systems just before Retribution hit. It never got used but we've been eager to utilize this alt corp in other manners such as POCO and POS bashes and defenses
  • We have writers working for themittani.com and they will push out propanda pieces capable of tarnishing Liandri's reputation even worse than it already is.


I can assure that these are just a few of the creative metagaming tactics that Gallente is capable of. By the time I am done, we will have crushed them with impunity and never have to undock with our mains to do so.

Send me an email to talk specifics and compensation packages.

Yours truly,
Deen Wispa



Truethfully,

Justified Chaos, are pretty legit opponents, however. None of the above really need to be done to mess with Liandri's rep, They are pretty well pulled out of FW, and I think they only roam around or look for war targets every once in a while...

X Gallentius
Black Eagle1
#6 - 2013-04-18 19:23:32 UTC
Jonasan Mikio wrote:

Truethfully, Justified Chaos, are pretty legit opponents, however. None of the above really need to be done to mess with Liandri's rep, They are pretty well pulled out of FW, and I think they only roam around or look for war targets every once in a while...
And here I was wondering where the next internal Caldari dramabomb was going to come from.... Your check is in the mail, and thank you.
Jonasan Mikio
Must Remove Snow Flakes
#7 - 2013-04-19 15:06:20 UTC
X Gallentius wrote:
Jonasan Mikio wrote:

Truethfully, Justified Chaos, are pretty legit opponents, however. None of the above really need to be done to mess with Liandri's rep, They are pretty well pulled out of FW, and I think they only roam around or look for war targets every once in a while...
And here I was wondering where the next internal Caldari dramabomb was going to come from.... Your check is in the mail, and thank you.



Make sure it has all of the 0s that we talked about and it will be legit. However, I mean I have no hate for the guys, and they are good peeps! Great pilots... just cant really umm.. see them right now? ;)
darus sue
Doomheim
#8 - 2013-04-19 15:29:14 UTC
Marillion wrote:
This morning we was war decced by Liandri Covenant which is a big Caldari FW alliance full of noobs that float around empire endlessly

I assume there idea is to attack my empire pos but who knows,, anyhow due to the size of there alliance and there liking to jita thinking it is a safe haven from other fw targets i thought it an idea to put this out to tender.

Anyone who wants to join the war dec as an ally please apply and you have a free run on killing them in and around Jita.




Funny you should ask for help, arent you a booster of a dark rising member.
Simyaldee
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#9 - 2013-04-20 00:50:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Simyaldee
X Gallentius wrote:
Jonasan Mikio wrote:

Truethfully, Justified Chaos, are pretty legit opponents, however. None of the above really need to be done to mess with Liandri's rep, They are pretty well pulled out of FW, and I think they only roam around or look for war targets every once in a while...
And here I was wondering where the next internal Caldari dramabomb was going to come from.... Your check is in the mail, and thank you.


Liandri laugh at insults honestly, and this one wasn't actually one at all in my opinion. Liandri has experienced a very large loss of membership like a lot of other Caldari Militia alliances. This has resulted in a smaller presence in roaming fleets and other aspects of the Warzone. We as an alliance have decided to take a step back and focus on certain things to prevent such a thing from happening again, and too retain the members we still have. One of these actions involve operations in Highsec to protect new members of the Caldari Militia from incompetent idiots who camp Jita and the route from Jita. The loot dropped by said idiots when they fly Machariels and Rattlesnakes is also a nice way to pad our wallets ;).

We are not leaving Faction Warfare. We do not plan to leave Faction Warfare anytime soon. The lack of action is purely a result of the drop in our membership.

If anybody actually knew the proper context of this Wardec they'd be laughing their ass off. I personally had to watch the ending to Old Yeller twice to stop laughing after I read the OP.

As for the awoxing, comments. Really? This is the Caldari Militia. Weve dealt with Awoxes so many times from Gal alts, and other semi members of CalMil that we barely notice it anymore.

I do actually have some respect for Deen Wispa, he and his corp are a good crop of PvPers. I hope that his interest is purely in a scamming capacity.

By the way didn't you already hire some German Mercenary corp that camps amarr space to help you?

Member, Fighter and FC for The Great Harmon Institute of Technology 

Crosi Wesdo
War and Order
#10 - 2013-04-20 02:34:17 UTC
darus sue wrote:
Marillion wrote:
This morning we was war decced by Liandri Covenant which is a big Caldari FW alliance full of noobs that float around empire endlessly

I assume there idea is to attack my empire pos but who knows,, anyhow due to the size of there alliance and there liking to jita thinking it is a safe haven from other fw targets i thought it an idea to put this out to tender.

Anyone who wants to join the war dec as an ally please apply and you have a free run on killing them in and around Jita.




Funny you should ask for help, arent you a booster of a dark rising member.


Thats a good point, corina?
RavenTesio
Liandri Corporation
#11 - 2013-04-20 04:47:09 UTC
On behalf of Liandri, I'd like to extend my gratitude to Marillon.
We were entirely unaware of any High-Sec Assets that have now become valid piñatas hopefully full of loot candy, if you'd like to provide us with the direct information on where such assets are that would also be appreciated.

Really the entire reason behind the War Dec was because we saw a recognisable name in Jita flying a Providence, and had just sold a lovely mod donated by someone in the Gallente Militia from his recent Rattlesnake loss. So seemed like a fun way to blow such a small windfall in a way that everyone can enjoy it.

Now I'm sure it's just a coincidence that the corporation in question happens to have the logistical alts of a known Gallente Militia member who hunts within our High-Security Space. Still this said I'm sure between some loyal Gallente Militia and those Mercenaries that were hired (We've not seen any of them yet, itself but no doubt worth the ISK you paid them) that this shouldn't put too much of a wrench in the regular activities.

Well I must run now, and hopefully Scutt5 will keep paying to keep this WarDec going as you seem like a friendly alt and hopefully we can get to know each other better over the coming weeks.
Caleb Seremshur
Bloodhorn
Patchwork Freelancers
#12 - 2013-04-20 13:34:32 UTC
While I like Liandri guys in a platonic sense I can't help but feel Jita has been getting very busy lately. If the germans come to help this alts corp I hope to have more massive T3 ganks on the platter.