EVE New Citizens Q&A

Dear ladies and gentlemen of crime & punishment,
Dear ladies and gentlemen of ‘not so scoundrels’,

former targets asked us if we´d show them how highsec wars in general and merc-day-to-day business works. So we thought about running out a “class”.

You´ll learn what it means to hunt in highsec - and how to avoid getting toasted.
Saying this means you´ll also learn how a merc works - and thus you´ll also get known to make a mercs hunt less fun (while you´re on the recieving side).

"scedule" will contain subjects like: "know your target", "how to find targets" and so on.
Some more specific knowledge like "the art of suiciding (for profit or assassination contracts)".
Pretty much everything can be covered related to the profession of highsec-dweller (just don´t expect mining operations).

There will be a small theory-part every "lesson" (with compact information upfront via evemail).
The practical part will outlast the theory by far (learning by doing).

We might also go on a roam in lowsec - it all depends on what the class is up to.


Why we think we are capable of this:
kane.killmail.org
StoneCold.eve-kill.net
Somali.killmail.org


'Details':
- size of class is limited due to my herpderp corp skills
- will last as long as you like to stay
- costs: 300m


Minimum requriremnts:
- be able to pilot at least 1 combat-able ship (resonable t1 frig with warp disruptor / scrambler) will do to get started.
- only fly what you can afford to lose
- willingness to learn (if you don´t: just send the isk as donation and don´t occupy a slot)
- for optimal learning process you will have to join the "House of sparrows"
- you need "guidance", but none to hold your hand
- additional pro: beeing able to run locator agents can save you loads of isk (and make you shine in your group)

If you´re interrested and want on the "contact when available"-list, send me please an eve-mail (just DON´T send isk without a talk)


Additional info: (sort of Q/A)

Q: Why do you charge fee?
A: Simply because a wardec cost isk. If the corpwallets turns (to) fat and healthy we might start a ship reimbursement.

Q: Why do you run a school?
A: It turns out that some of our closest eve friends are ex-wartargets. And according to them there is a market. Filling market needs is good, aye?

Q: U´re bad at forums.
A: I know.

Q: I know allready a lot of stuff but I´m looking for a corp.
A: Feel free to join the class. If we invite the "top of of the class" into Somali or not is not yet decided (but it´s on the table).

Q: You can´t be always around. How do you guarantee that you even teach us?
A: I´m going to setup a corp bulletin with all needed links so you can find all information all the time. Corp mails will contain the 'theoretical stuff'. As fighting in large gangs is not what you´re going to learn here you´re encouraged to organise yourself in small (2 - 4)combat groups.

Q: I have no idea how pvp works. I also don´t want to risk real isk on the process of learning. HALP ME!
A: No problem at all. We realy teach you the way you like (including risk-free lessons on Singularity if that´s what you looking for).

Q: I heared Kane is a cannibal and you are a ne'er-do-well/scoundrel/whatever. I don´t dare to participate in your class.
A: Besides from public assumption Kane and me are 'normal' people (whatever that means). With jobs, family and everything else. And to be honest: the group of "our kind" of people is way more relaxed then 'them others' (ingame).


For Questions please contact me ingame or via evemail.

Mentors available in german and english.

And.....reported for illegal recruitment post

Read rules first before you do something.
Saves you possivle trouble with the law enforcers (ISD or GMs in this case)

Yes there are stickies at the top of every forum.

I pretty much think i m save from any sort of trouble as this char turns 10 years in a couple days and i m without a single warning yet.

Also: there is no sticky for forum rules in ' EVE New Citizens Q&A'. So maybe you should read the stickies before you point someone to the rules.

And where exactly did you read that?

Ah, now i understand. Someone touched you and you´re afraid there are more people getting trained in touching you?
Am i right?

No recruitment in New Citizens category, thank you

Thread locked


Edit:

I see there's some doubt on the rules for this forum section
If you mouse-over this forum section on the main page it clearly states:

"New to EVE? Use this forum to ask, or answer, questions about the game."

It shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone that recruitment adverts isn't allowed here