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Public Service Announcement about "Isk Doublers"
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Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#21 - 2013-04-17 20:46:05 UTC
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Haulie Berry wrote:
"****, I can't believe I got taken in by this obvious scam, this is so embarrassing. Wait, no, I've got it - I'll say I MEANT to do that! For science! And the children! Quick, to Blogspot!"



knew I'd get comments like this..... look at that smirk on my character's face? Does that LOOK like the face of someone who cares about his reputation or bank account?
No ! :D
It looks like the face of a moron who has less brain than ego! :D
Karl Hobb
Imperial Margarine
#22 - 2013-04-17 20:46:35 UTC
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Who actually reads their bios, unless you want to mess with them?
I know I certainly didn't, until I decided "ok... it's time to clear you out of Dodixie"....

Did you actually clear them out of Dodi?

A professional astro-bastard was not available so they sent me.
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#23 - 2013-04-17 20:46:45 UTC
i didn't know isk doublers were scams, thanks for the notice!

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
Nathalie LaPorte
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#24 - 2013-04-17 20:46:50 UTC
Solstice Project wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Haulie Berry wrote:
"****, I can't believe I got taken in by this obvious scam, this is so embarrassing. Wait, no, I've got it - I'll say I MEANT to do that! For science! And the children! Quick, to Blogspot!"



knew I'd get comments like this..... look at that smirk on my character's face? Does that LOOK like the face of someone who cares about his reputation or bank account?
No ! :D
It looks like the face of a moron who has less brain than ego! :D


solstice project won't double your ISK, but he will double your refreshment.
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#25 - 2013-04-17 20:47:42 UTC
People who fall for this scam don't deserve to keep that isk anyway.
March rabbit
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#26 - 2013-04-17 20:48:05 UTC
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
LOL.... a wild alt appears

well if this is your only help.... then i can live with it Lol

and no: i will never make alt with such a stupid name like Erotica. For some reason i take alts seriously

The Mittani: "the inappropriate drunked joke"
Jarod Garamonde
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#27 - 2013-04-17 20:49:57 UTC
March rabbit wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
LOL.... a wild alt appears

well if this is your only help.... then i can live with it Lol

and no: i will never make alt with such a stupid name like Erotica. For some reason i take alts seriously



EVE = serious?

First I've heard of this...

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Jarod Garamonde
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#28 - 2013-04-17 20:50:53 UTC
baltec1 wrote:
People who fall for this scam don't deserve to keep that isk anyway.




Well, like I'd said.... noobs need to know this stuff, and I was just plain bored, so.... here you are.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Haulie Berry
#29 - 2013-04-17 20:55:49 UTC
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
baltec1 wrote:
People who fall for this scam don't deserve to keep that isk anyway.




Well, like I'd said.... noobs need to know this stuff, and I was just plain bored, so.... here you are.



Posting to confirm that it is completely necessary to pay a scammer in order to make noobs aware of the scam. Nobody has ever made noobs aware of a scam without first pretending to be taken in by the scammer in a non-refundable fashion.

This explanation makes perfect sense and this story is 100% plausible.
Jarod Garamonde
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#30 - 2013-04-17 20:57:13 UTC
Haulie Berry wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
baltec1 wrote:
People who fall for this scam don't deserve to keep that isk anyway.




Well, like I'd said.... noobs need to know this stuff, and I was just plain bored, so.... here you are.



Posting to confirm that it is completely necessary to pay a scammer in order to make noobs aware of the scam. Nobody has ever made noobs aware of a scam without first pretending to be taken in by the scammer in a non-refundable fashion.

This explanation makes perfect sense and this story is 100% plausible.



You amuse yourself in your way, and I'll amuse myself in mine. Chances are, when I sober up, I'm going to think "why the hell did I do that?" and then remember that it's really just a game.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Da Dom
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#31 - 2013-04-17 21:06:04 UTC
Tell ya what...

Swear fealty to me by "donating" 100% of your corporation's shares to my wallet and I'll help you blog about it

Sound fair?

Because Far-que... That's why.
Jarod Garamonde
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#32 - 2013-04-17 21:07:38 UTC
Da Dom wrote:
Tell ya what...

Swear fealty to me by "donating" 100% of your corporation's shares to my wallet and I'll help you blog about it

Sound fair?



what good would my corp's shares do you? this corp is fail, and I'm about to dump it into the wastelands and move back to lowsec

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#33 - 2013-04-17 21:08:32 UTC
I always keep my promise when people send me ISK, unlike those scammers.

Sovereignty and Population

New Mining Mechanics
Jarod Garamonde
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#34 - 2013-04-17 21:09:15 UTC
Abrazzar wrote:
I always keep my promise when people send me ISK, unlike those scammers.


What promise is that, exactly?

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#35 - 2013-04-17 21:12:30 UTC
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Abrazzar wrote:
I always keep my promise when people send me ISK, unlike those scammers.


What promise is that, exactly?

What do you think?

Sovereignty and Population

New Mining Mechanics
Jarod Garamonde
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#36 - 2013-04-17 21:15:04 UTC
Abrazzar wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Abrazzar wrote:
I always keep my promise when people send me ISK, unlike those scammers.


What promise is that, exactly?

What do you think?


Well, my only promises in EVE are that I'm going to open fire on you whenever I think it might be fun....

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Da Dom
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#37 - 2013-04-17 21:15:07 UTC
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Da Dom wrote:
Tell ya what...

Swear fealty to me by "donating" 100% of your corporation's shares to my wallet and I'll help you blog about it

Sound fair?



what good would my corp's shares do you? this corp is fail, and I'm about to dump it into the wastelands and move back to lowsec


Well if your going to dump your corp anyway, what's the harm?

Besides, I thought you might like a story to write about

Cool

Because Far-que... That's why.
Jarod Garamonde
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#38 - 2013-04-17 21:16:45 UTC
Da Dom wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Da Dom wrote:
Tell ya what...

Swear fealty to me by "donating" 100% of your corporation's shares to my wallet and I'll help you blog about it

Sound fair?



what good would my corp's shares do you? this corp is fail, and I'm about to dump it into the wastelands and move back to lowsec


Well if your going to dump your corp anyway, what's the harm?

Besides, I thought you might like a story to write about

Cool


no, that would be a dumb story, and you should feel bad for suggesting it.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Da Dom
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#39 - 2013-04-17 21:20:37 UTC
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Da Dom wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Da Dom wrote:
Tell ya what...

Swear fealty to me by "donating" 100% of your corporation's shares to my wallet and I'll help you blog about it

Sound fair?



what good would my corp's shares do you? this corp is fail, and I'm about to dump it into the wastelands and move back to lowsec


Well if your going to dump your corp anyway, what's the harm?

Besides, I thought you might like a story to write about

Cool


no, that would be a dumb story, and you should feel bad for suggesting it.


Twisted

Because Far-que... That's why.
Jarod Garamonde
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#40 - 2013-04-17 21:24:16 UTC
Da Dom wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Da Dom wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Da Dom wrote:
Tell ya what...

Swear fealty to me by "donating" 100% of your corporation's shares to my wallet and I'll help you blog about it

Sound fair?



what good would my corp's shares do you? this corp is fail, and I'm about to dump it into the wastelands and move back to lowsec


Well if your going to dump your corp anyway, what's the harm?

Besides, I thought you might like a story to write about

Cool


no, that would be a dumb story, and you should feel bad for suggesting it.


Twisted


See, these are the times when EVE is fun, for me...

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]