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Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
#21 - 2013-04-12 21:33:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Riot Girl
Bizzaro Stormy MurphDog wrote:

EDIT: My Raven was equipped with the following:

HIGH
06 x Cruise Missile Launcher I
01 x SMALL TRACTOR BEAM 1
01 x SALVAGER I

MEDIUM
04 x LARGE SHIELD EXTENDERS
01 x 'HYPHNOS' ECM
01 x MEDIUM SHIELD BOOSTER

LOW
01 x EMERGENCY DAMAGE CONTROL
01 x ARMOR KINETIC HARDENER I
01 x ARMOR THREMIC HARDENER I
02 x WARP CORE STABILIZER I

DRONES
02 x WARRIOR I DRONES
03 x HAMMERHEAD I DRONES

UPGRADES
01 x ROCKET FUEL CACHE PARTINTION I
01 x BAY LOADING ACCELERATOR I


I can't tell if this was the joke or if he's being serious, but it is a thread about jokes so I guess this is a joke. Ugh, this is why I hate jokes and funny people.

Oh god.
Temuken Radzu
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#22 - 2013-04-12 21:38:00 UTC
Tsukino Stareine wrote:
Yo mamma so fat i scanned her down with my ship scanner.

Yo mamma so fat I could dscan her from anywhere in a 100 au diameter system.




Yo mamma is so lazy she uses a noctis to clean her house.
WhiteGhostBear
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#23 - 2013-04-12 21:47:50 UTC
Riot Girl wrote:
I can't tell if this was the joke or if he's being serious, but it is a thread about jokes so I guess this is a joke. Ugh, this is why I hate jokes and funny people.
Sigh. Kids these days.

Here's the original post.
Tank Talbot
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#24 - 2013-04-12 21:49:22 UTC
A) I thought the Drake equation was meant to measure intelligent life in the universe. What happened?

B) *points* They all blobbed...

**

A) So why did all the care bears die out?

B) Because in space, no one can see you stare.

**

A) Batman or Superman?

B) Caldari.

A) Huh?

B) It’s the neo-modern age. Somebody has to rig the fight for a dollar more.
Bizzaro Stormy MurphDog
B.L.U.E L.A.S.E.R.
#25 - 2013-04-12 21:54:13 UTC
Riot Girl wrote:
Bizzaro Stormy MurphDog wrote:

EDIT: My Raven was equipped with the following:

HIGH
06 x Cruise Missile Launcher I
01 x SMALL TRACTOR BEAM 1
01 x SALVAGER I

MEDIUM
04 x LARGE SHIELD EXTENDERS
01 x 'HYPHNOS' ECM
01 x MEDIUM SHIELD BOOSTER

LOW
01 x EMERGENCY DAMAGE CONTROL
01 x ARMOR KINETIC HARDENER I
01 x ARMOR THREMIC HARDENER I
02 x WARP CORE STABILIZER I

DRONES
02 x WARRIOR I DRONES
03 x HAMMERHEAD I DRONES

UPGRADES
01 x ROCKET FUEL CACHE PARTINTION I
01 x BAY LOADING ACCELERATOR I


I can't tell if this was the joke or if he's being serious, but it is a thread about jokes so I guess this is a joke. Ugh, this is why I hate jokes and funny people.


I'd post the fit 8-9 more times to really get the point across, but I'm lazy, and someone else already explained the joke.

Read the original thread though, good stuff.

I am not an alt of Chribba.
Call Rollard
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#26 - 2013-04-12 21:55:21 UTC
WhiteGhostBear wrote:
Riot Girl wrote:
I can't tell if this was the joke or if he's being serious, but it is a thread about jokes so I guess this is a joke. Ugh, this is why I hate jokes and funny people.
Sigh. Kids these days.

Here's the original post.


That has to be the funniest forum thread I have ever seen in any forum.
Call Rollard
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#27 - 2013-04-12 21:56:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Call Rollard
EDIT: My Raven was equipped with the following:

HIGH
06 x Cruise Missile Launcher I
01 x SMALL TRACTOR BEAM 1
01 x SALVAGER I

MEDIUM
04 x LARGE SHIELD EXTENDERS
01 x 'HYPHNOS' ECM
01 x MEDIUM SHIELD BOOSTER

LOW
01 x EMERGENCY DAMAGE CONTROL
01 x ARMOR KINETIC HARDENER I
01 x ARMOR THREMIC HARDENER I
02 x WARP CORE STABILIZER I

DRONES
02 x WARRIOR I DRONES
03 x HAMMERHEAD I DRONES

UPGRADES
01 x ROCKET FUEL CACHE PARTINTION I
01 x BAY LOADING ACCELERATOR I

Big smile
Thor Kerrigan
Guardians of Asceticism
#28 - 2013-04-12 22:20:21 UTC
WhiteGhostBear wrote:
Riot Girl wrote:
I can't tell if this was the joke or if he's being serious, but it is a thread about jokes so I guess this is a joke. Ugh, this is why I hate jokes and funny people.
Sigh. Kids these days.

Here's the original post.


Damn, this was like 1 year before I started playing omg that's funny.
EvEa Deva
Doomheim
#29 - 2013-04-12 22:22:33 UTC
yo momma so fat she sat on the dev team, when they asked her when she would get up, she said soon.
Tsukino Stareine
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#30 - 2013-04-12 22:25:22 UTC
EvEa Deva wrote:
yo momma so fat she sat on the dev team, when they asked her when she would get up, she said soon.


LOL

this applies to any mmo development team btw. I'm writing this down somewhere.

Art of Explosions
Klymer
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#31 - 2013-04-12 22:28:58 UTC
raven666wings
Cyber Chaos Crew
#32 - 2013-04-12 22:35:37 UTC
nvidia cards for plex, t-shirts and lego ships for plex, eon for plex, fanfest tickets and streams for plex - with a little luck you can even get their moms for PLEX
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#33 - 2013-04-12 22:37:05 UTC
Klymer wrote:
CONCORDOKKEN'D!!!



And I raise you:

We didn't listen!!!


/the Minmatar Carrier isn't very good


☼

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.
Concurssi Mellenar
Doomheim
#34 - 2013-04-12 22:37:30 UTC
Klymer wrote:
CONCORDOKKEN'D!!!


Hah, I just stumbled upon that like two hours ago. The best part about it is that it's available in-game as an item on the market.

He who controls the veld, controls the universe.
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#35 - 2013-04-12 22:49:33 UTC
Every ship I fitted.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Feer Truelight
#36 - 2013-04-12 23:01:33 UTC
Yo mamma is so fat, she uses a titan as her capsule.

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6/1/2012 5:48:57 PM UTC PayPal 1 x 1 Month EVE Subscription + Signup €19.95 Paid

CCP took 6 years to convert me to a (still) paying subscriber :)
T RAYRAY
Echelon Research
Goonswarm Federation
#37 - 2013-04-12 23:06:48 UTC
Doc Fury wrote:
Klymer wrote:
CONCORDOKKEN'D!!!



And I raise you:

We didn't listen!!!


/the Minmatar Carrier isn't very good





we need more of these. very funny
raven666wings
Cyber Chaos Crew
#38 - 2013-04-12 23:35:35 UTC
yo mamma so fat when she graduated from EVE Uni they had to take her picture from a ROFLCOPTER
Tsukino Stareine
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#39 - 2013-04-12 23:43:42 UTC
raven666wings wrote:
yo mamma so fat when she graduated from EVE Uni they had to take her picture from a ROFLCOPTER


not feelin this one. Sounds like something a 11 year old who just discovered the internet would write.

Art of Explosions
raven666wings
Cyber Chaos Crew
#40 - 2013-04-12 23:46:33 UTC
Tsukino Stareine wrote:
raven666wings wrote:
yo mamma so fat when she graduated from EVE Uni they had to take her picture from a ROFLCOPTER


not feelin this one. Sounds like something a 11 year old who just discovered the internet would write.


http://dbug.kicks-ass.net/dbugforums/yabbfiles/Attachments/good-good-let-the-butthurt-flow-through-you-11.jpeg
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