Crime & Punishment

Have you or someone you known ever been ganked by a Goon? Mined for hours only to have all your time wasted? Spent hours hauling goods to make a buck only to have your capital vanish in a quick second?

The event you have been waiting for is almost here! This post represents the first ever GOONAGEDDON! A grassroots movement designed to show the Goons how we feel once and for all. The time has come for miners, industrialists, missioners, pvpers, explorers, and anyone wronged by Goons to unite.

What am I asking for? As someone who understands the pain Goons can cause, I have created this alt for a single purpose, the facilitation of GOONAGEDDON. I had considered making a corporation, but to waste even a couple million isk on a corporation seemed pointless when all it takes is an alt. I don’t feel like leaving my main out for retribution, so it had a second purpose as well. Anyway, the design behind GOONAGEDDON is straightforward. Rather than spending money on bounties, mercs, or any other method of striking out at the Goons, players can donate the isk to this character. Once I reach 100 Million isk, the event is on! Please, however, do not stop giving once the event begins. The more isk raised will only draw more attention and fighters to the fray. This is the perfect opportunity for miners to use their isk without risking their ships, implants, and other assets.

How can you trust me? Yes, I am an alt, however I strongly believe in honor and honesty. I know I have no reputation to use, or any other method of proving my intent, but I ask you to trust me. After all, everyone must start from the beginning, so I humbly request you have faith in me at least for this venture. Without the support of the community, I cannot hope to establish this event.

How will the winner be determined? The winner will be the character with the most Goon kills. Goons are members of the Goonswarm Federation or members of any corporation in the Goonswarm Federation at the time of this posting. The only exceptions to this rule are that anyone who (a), is a member of the Goonswarm Federation, or (b), has ever been a member of the Goonswarm Federation, will not be considered for this reward. There is no sense letting Goons profit from an event designed to punish them for their griefing.

The event will continue until either an isk amount has been reached, a certain number of Goons have exploded, or possibly a timed period.

Donations. All donations will be accepted no matter the size. I am currently considering sponsorships, so if you are interested in possibly sponsoring the first ever GOONAGEDDON, please mail this character with your offer.

Once again, I ask the community to support this endeavor to create the first ever GOONAGEDDON. In addition, I believe this may be the first ever grassroots movement to even attempt such a feat in EVE.

Sorry, I'll try to remember that next time...simple version, players donate isk , isk is pooled and made a prize to whoever kills the most goons :) (goons can't get any isk).

If anyone has any serious recommendations on how to better accomplish this, I am interested and please mail me. This is my first attempt here on the forums, so serious advice is welcome.

your main? https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=21203&find=unread

what is this? Market Discussions? its like people don't try anymore

I support this idea and/or project.

Please donate money to this fellow as this is clearly not a scam.

Also, come at me bro.

Thanks.

ok I'm in

We already know how you feel. Reading the collection of ragemails and local whingeing is an almost transcendent experience.


You can't.

Too bad it's a scam. I'd have been thrilled to see this actually happen.

I'll take this into consideration in a month when I'm finished reading it.

No...I did not notice that someone had already tried this, or at least something similar.

Nope, this is my first time posting in the forums, main included. It appears that I have much to learn, particularly in regards to length of post.

For anyone who may be interested, this is not a scam, but the only way for me to prove that is for you to work with me first. Don't know any other way to prove it, so I won't waste anyone's time trying.

If I continue to have a lack of interest by the end of Saturday November 5th, then I shall consider this finished before it began. Anyone who will have donated will receive their isk back.

If you send your isk to me before you send it to him, I'll double it for you. That makes your donation to him free! I'll only double it once though, so choose your amount wisely.

Will a fail gank attempt from the GOONs where the Hulk (Or what ever) gets in the killmail count?