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The MD also rans - now accepting applications
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Tasko Pal
Spallated Garniferous Schist
#1 - 2011-10-30 20:23:36 UTC
This isn't for the MD elites. This is for the awesome people that got passed over by their lessers. This group will be for those who suffer unfairly from the vicissitude of circumstance, the whim of the masses, the cons of the incontinently untruthful, or cruel treachery from the incompetent! You demand respect and (for a modest fee) you shall get it! Your light is trapped under a bushel. Release it!

For 90 million isk (10 million less than what it would take to be an MD elite!) you too can be one of the Also Rans, a great tribe of considerable power, united by the epic works they almost did. There's no limit on membership size because your numbers are legion! It is simply impossible for this deal to get more awesome!

Benefits include:
Arrowrespect and awe of your fellow man.
Arrow validation of your greatness.
Arrow a prize. Everybody gets a prize.
Arrow a mightily worded post (by me) in this thread describing your many great feats that you almost accomplished, if it wasn't for those meddling kids.
egola
NSFW federation
#2 - 2011-10-31 19:32:29 UTC
.....and i was there when it happened!
OllieNorth
Recidivists Incorporated
#3 - 2011-10-31 20:39:17 UTC
I accept! I will join your elite clique, and you only have to pay me 90 million ISK!
Florestan Bronstein
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2011-10-31 20:57:03 UTC
WWARD?

(what would ayn rand do?)
egola
NSFW federation
#5 - 2011-10-31 21:13:33 UTC
OllieNorth wrote:
I accept! I will join your elite clique, and you only have to pay me 90 million ISK!


you sir don't deserve to join, the whole entire point of this endeavor was to bring the sick, the tired, and the poor not an elite clique!
Tasko Pal
Spallated Garniferous Schist
#6 - 2011-10-31 21:41:40 UTC
OllieNorth wrote:
I accept! I will join your elite clique, and you only have to pay me 90 million ISK!


On behalf of my sophisticated clientele, I spurn this offer as being too low. There is not enough isk in the game that I could offer you that would make this deal work. We could not be seen attempting to buy patronage for anything less.
Tasko Pal
Spallated Garniferous Schist
#7 - 2011-10-31 21:43:23 UTC
egola wrote:
OllieNorth wrote:
I accept! I will join your elite clique, and you only have to pay me 90 million ISK!


you sir don't deserve to join, the whole entire point of this endeavor was to bring the sick, the tired, and the poor not an elite clique!


Oh yeah,... right! Right! You tell him, egola!
Grey Havens
Middle-Earth
#8 - 2011-11-01 07:59:19 UTC
I would like to apply for an honorary membership on the basis of my record:
1. Sold a Salvager II for 18m*
2. Resisted trolling MD for 3 years



*bought at 19m
OllieNorth
Recidivists Incorporated
#9 - 2011-11-01 16:13:36 UTC
egola wrote:
OllieNorth wrote:
I accept! I will join your elite clique, and you only have to pay me 90 million ISK!


you sir don't deserve to join, the whole entire point of this endeavor was to bring the sick, the tired, and the poor not an elite clique!



Well, to be fair, I should get in because I really need that 90 mil. Just sayin'.