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Swear at the Avatar above you using OLD English

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Ivy Romanova
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#1 - 2013-04-11 14:45:31 UTC
Annnnnnnd GO!

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2013-04-11 14:47:07 UTC
Though dost need help methinks. The fruit o' the vine art doin' terrible things to thny mynd young Ivy.

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Ivy Romanova
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#3 - 2013-04-11 14:49:47 UTC
Thou YEASTY swag-bellied scut!
Dost thou even hoist??

I SPIT on thou grave!

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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#4 - 2013-04-11 15:35:08 UTC
"I spit on THY grave" is the correct usage, tbh.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2013-04-11 16:00:13 UTC
You're a wanker like your father before you!

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#6 - 2013-04-11 16:04:52 UTC
Away with thee, thou poxy gluttonous gundygut!
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#7 - 2013-04-11 16:05:40 UTC
Trollop, peddle thy rancid flesh elsewhere.

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Daimon Kaiera
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#8 - 2013-04-11 19:10:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Daimon Kaiera
Is hēr ǣnig þe Englisce spricþ?

Protip: You're looking for Elizabethan or Early Modern English.

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Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#9 - 2013-04-11 19:18:15 UTC
thine home is redolent of cat urine and molded cheeses
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#10 - 2013-04-11 20:30:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
Thou art an artless, crook-pated, fawning, mewling, elf-skinned puttock.

Daimon Kaiera is right though, this is Elizabethan English/ early modern English, if you want proper old English (Anglo Saxon) then:

Ifig, ic þé onsecge þæt þín scofl is nú unscearp æfter géara ungebótes

The trading of insults competitively was known as flyting (Yay I learnt something at school way back when)

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Ganjjabeard
Black Vanguard Ops
#11 - 2013-04-11 20:38:48 UTC
Magnets.

GET IN THE VAN
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#12 - 2013-04-11 20:52:46 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Thou art an artless, crook-pated, fawning, mewling, elf-skinned puttock.


who art thou calling "artless?"
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#13 - 2013-04-11 21:16:05 UTC
'tis the poster up above

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#14 - 2013-04-11 22:26:40 UTC
Swiftly I do wander in here, flitting hither standing never. For my olfactories hath detected, the protrusions of his extrusions?

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2013-04-11 23:35:02 UTC
Thy mane, it be white as a ginger Shocked

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ISD Cyberdyne
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#16 - 2013-04-12 00:03:20 UTC
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