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NEW ORDER DEATH DEALERS

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La Nariz
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#41 - 2013-04-11 01:01:48 UTC
Polaris Sagan wrote:
Wow you killed a 3 week old AFK miner (killing noobs always gets good on the killboards doesn't it)... Yet the POD got away... Yup AFK I'm sure...


Who's to say it wasn't an alt?

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Ginger Barbarella
#42 - 2013-04-11 01:59:54 UTC
xxBLACK SKULLxx 929 wrote:
First i would like to say sorry for not posting in awhile ( training time is a pain ) Now that some of our boys & girls are trained up. We just had to go hunting for the Filthy New Order miner. After a few hours, we we're getting bored. I started to think that this Mythical Miner didn't exist. But just when I thought all hope was lost our scout yells out " I have a target " . With tension growing we jump through the gate. I warped my Death Dealers to the target and like a mexican pinata the target popped. Now as we laugh in coms of our sweet victory. The POD got away ( SAD FACE ). Now I looked up the BIO on the pinata pilot and i found out the she was only 3 weeks old and had no BIO?? So I was like WTF o_O.......... Hey scout why did you pick the miner?? She was AFK.... So what do we do to AFK miners https://zkillboard.com/detail/29743677/ We make them go pop.


Well that's all for now check back as we keep on hunting this Mythical New Order Miner.

Remember boys & girls we're here to enslave not save.

929 The Anti-Savior


What? I don't... what??

"Blow it all on Quafe and strippers." --- Sorlac
Felicity Love
Doomheim
#43 - 2013-04-11 02:05:08 UTC
I liked it so much, I subscribed... can't wait for the "Greatest Hits" collection on Youtube... Pirate

"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.   ( Pick four, any four. They all smell.  )
Spider Fiona
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#44 - 2013-04-11 10:22:41 UTC
Alexander Corvinus says noPirate
The Baby-sitter
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#45 - 2013-04-11 10:43:12 UTC
Solstice Project wrote:
Wow, you're embarrassing. *facepalm*
GTFO noob.


You forget - you were a noob once too... don't look down on them for they know no better.
Cato XIII
The Carnifex Corp
#46 - 2013-04-11 12:01:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Cato XIII
Hi, as a follower of the New Halaima Code of Conduct and a permit holder let me just say, welcome! New Order space is gank-friendly as you know. I can be found in Abagawa most evenings after 20:00 EvE time. It's a 0.6 system and should give you lots of time to "do work." Or if you want to meet somewhere else feel free to mail me a location. I'll do everything I can to help you guys work out your bugs.

My Fit - Mackinaw - Speedy
H
Modulated Strip Miner II
Modulated Strip Miner II
M
Adaptive Invulnerability Field II
Kinetic Deflection Amplifier II
Thermic Dissipation Amplifier II
Survey Scanner II
L
Damage Control II
Mining Laser Upgrade II
Mining Laser upgrade II
R
Medium Core Defense Field Extender I
Medium Processor Overclocking Unit I

All relevant tanking skills to 5. I will be moving. Sometimes orbiting but most often doing 3/4 speed aligned passes. So a tactical offgrid warp to for my belt is a good idea.

Don't let these people get you down OP. You will get better!

Good Luck!

ps Please don't take this as arrogance. If I can help some new gankers find their feet I will have done a good days work for James 315.
Dave stark
#47 - 2013-04-11 12:02:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Dave Stark
Cato XIII wrote:
Hi, as a follower of the New Halaima Code of Conduct and a permit holder let me just say, welcome! New Order space is gank-friendly as you know. I can be found in Abagawa most evenings after 20:00 EvE time. It's a 0.6 system and should give you lots of time to "do work." Or if you want to meet somewhere else feel free to mail me a location. I'll do everything I can to help you guys work out your bugs.

My Fit - Mackinaw - Speedy
H
Modulated Strip Miner II
Modulated Strip Miner II
M
Adaptive Invulnerability Field II
Kinetic Deflection Amplifier II
Thermic Dissipation Amplifier II
Survey Scanner II
L
Damage Control II
Mining Laser Upgrade II
Mining Laser upgrade II
R
Medium Core Defense Field Extender I
Medium Processor Overclocking Unit I

All relevant tanking skills to 5. I will be moving. Sometimes orbiting but most often doing 3/4 speed aligned passes. So a tactical offgrid warp to for my belt is a good idea.

Don't let these people get you down OP. You will get better!

Good Luck!

ps Please don't take this as arrogance. If I can help some new gankers find their feet I will have done a good days work for James 315.


terrible fit.
outmined by a ship about 1/10th of it's price.
Cato XIII
The Carnifex Corp
#48 - 2013-04-11 12:05:36 UTC
Dave Stark wrote:
terrible fit.
outmined by a ship about 1/10th of it's price.


You must be a miner.
Dave stark
#49 - 2013-04-11 12:07:34 UTC
Cato XIII wrote:
Dave Stark wrote:
terrible fit.
outmined by a ship about 1/10th of it's price.


You must be a miner.


where's that picture of nicholas cage when i need it?
Cato XIII
The Carnifex Corp
#50 - 2013-04-11 12:12:03 UTC
LOL
Ruskarn Andedare
Lion Investments
#51 - 2013-04-11 12:42:08 UTC
Ginger Barbarella wrote:
xxBLACK SKULLxx 929 wrote:
First i would like to say sorry for not posting in awhile ( training time is a pain ) Now that some of our boys & girls are trained up. We just had to go hunting for the Filthy New Order miner. After a few hours, we we're getting bored. I started to think that this Mythical Miner didn't exist. But just when I thought all hope was lost our scout yells out " I have a target " . With tension growing we jump through the gate. I warped my Death Dealers to the target and like a mexican pinata the target popped. Now as we laugh in coms of our sweet victory. The POD got away ( SAD FACE ). Now I looked up the BIO on the pinata pilot and i found out the she was only 3 weeks old and had no BIO?? So I was like WTF o_O.......... Hey scout why did you pick the miner?? She was AFK.... So what do we do to AFK miners https://zkillboard.com/detail/29743677/ We make them go pop.


Well that's all for now check back as we keep on hunting this Mythical New Order Miner.

Remember boys & girls we're here to enslave not save.

929 The Anti-Savior


What? I don't... what??


I seriously don't know what to say about this, nor even sure what it means other than they appear to have 'successfully' lost money ganking a newbie miner Shocked
Anne Dieu-le-veut
Natl Assn for the Advancement of Criminal People
#52 - 2013-04-11 13:45:50 UTC
First, your corp name sounds like you are part to NO, and not an anti-NO group. Maybe this is intentional to confuse permit holders? I hope so.

Second, how does your scout totally miss the fact the retriever had no pro-NO bio?

Third, it's amusing you think you "won" by using 5 Cats to gank an untanked Retriever (or even a tanked retriever for that matter). Did your scout even have a ship scanner?

Fourth, how does an AFK pod escape after 7 minutes? Are you so easily distracted by a "win" a chimp could have pulled off?

Fifth, it sounds like the second miner you ganked also was not a permit holder. Where's the failmail? Hopefully you didn't use 5 Cats that time. Do you have the attention span or learning ability of a coked up ferret?

Not sure if serious, but would recommend as a "how not to" guide.
Grayson Cole
Doomheim
#53 - 2013-04-11 15:09:45 UTC
Awesome thread, would read again.

.
Galaxy Pig
New Order Logistics
CODE.
#54 - 2013-04-11 16:29:45 UTC
So let me get this straight, you head out looking to kill one of our permit holders, but end up helping to enforce the Code by kershblammo-ing an illegal miner? That is a classic. Just join us brother, and get your gank catalysts for free.

Highsec is owned by players now. Systems 0.5-1.0 are New Order Territory. All miners and other residents of Highsec must obey The Code. Mining without a permit is dangerous and harmful to the EVE community. See www.MinerBumping.com
Ersahi Kir
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#55 - 2013-04-11 17:29:54 UTC
Galaxy Pig wrote:
So let me get this straight, you head out looking to kill one of our permit holders, but end up helping to enforce the Code by kershblammo-ing an illegal miner? That is a classic. Just join us brother, and get your gank catalysts for free.


You sure you want that?

If these people were lumberjacks the only thing safe in the forest would be the trees.
Allisa Deep
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#56 - 2013-04-11 17:38:11 UTC
Ersahi Kir wrote:
You sure you want that?

If these people were lumberjacks the only thing safe in the forest would be the trees.


Lol
Mara Pahrdi
The Order of Anoyia
#57 - 2013-04-11 18:03:03 UTC
Allisa Deep wrote:
Ersahi Kir wrote:
You sure you want that?

If these people were lumberjacks the only thing safe in the forest would be the trees.


Lol

Remove standings and insurance.
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#58 - 2013-04-11 19:50:55 UTC
Dave Stark wrote:
Cato XIII wrote:
Dave Stark wrote:
terrible fit.
outmined by a ship about 1/10th of it's price.


You must be a miner.


where's that picture of nicholas cage when i need it?
*LMAO*
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#59 - 2013-04-11 19:52:05 UTC
Ersahi Kir wrote:
If these people were lumberjacks the only thing safe in the forest would be the trees.
*ROFL*
Awesome thread ! :D
Setaceous
Nexus Prima
#60 - 2013-04-11 20:49:02 UTC
The Baby-sitter wrote:
Solstice Project wrote:
Wow, you're embarrassing. *facepalm*
GTFO noob.


You forget - you were a noob once too... don't look down on them for they know no better.

There's a difference between noobs and newbies - newbies learn. Noobs don't, they're noobs for their entire lives.