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NEW ORDER DEATH DEALERS

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xxBLACK SKULLxx 929
NEW ORDER DEATH DEALERS
#1 - 2013-04-10 06:08:35 UTC  |  Edited by: xxBLACK SKULLxx 929
First i would like to say sorry for not posting in awhile ( training time is a pain ) Now that some of our boys & girls are trained up. We just had to go hunting for the Filthy New Order miner. After a few hours, we we're getting bored. I started to think that this Mythical Miner didn't exist. But just when I thought all hope was lost our scout yells out " I have a target " . With tension growing we jump through the gate. I warped my Death Dealers to the target and like a mexican pinata the target popped. Now as we laugh in coms of our sweet victory. The POD got away ( SAD FACE ). Now I looked up the BIO on the pinata pilot and i found out the she was only 3 weeks old and had no BIO?? So I was like WTF o_O.......... Hey scout why did you pick the miner?? She was AFK.... So what do we do to AFK miners https://zkillboard.com/detail/29743677/ We make them go pop.


Well that's all for now check back as we keep on hunting this Mythical New Order Miner.

Remember boys & girls we're here to enslave not save.

929 The Anti-Savior

When I said the POD got away. I meant everyone was laughing so hard that we forgot to pop the POD.
Now the scout bumped the POD around for a good 7 mins before it warped out.

Update to keep it short another AFK miner got popped. Our scout even bumped him for a few mins. Before we warped in and popped him. I have a good feeling we're going to find this Mythical New Order Miner. As we set our sites on New Order Prime in the heart of New Order territory. Fear not miners of high-sec. As we bring a little risk to your lives and alot of fun in to ours.

So watch out as The Alabama Jihad Squad come to a system near you.
FYI Skittles is our scout & he will make sure you TASTE THE RAINBOW

Psychotic Monk for CSM!  If it flys it dies.
Saeri Averes-Vith
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2013-04-10 06:22:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Saeri Averes-Vith
Awesome thread.

Would read again.

Every day.


/sarcasm
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2013-04-10 06:29:00 UTC
Wow, you're embarrassing. *facepalm*
GTFO noob.
Ghazu
#4 - 2013-04-10 06:32:21 UTC
look ma no tank!

http://www.minerbumping.com/ lol what the christ https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2299984#post2299984
DarthNefarius
Minmatar Heavy Industries
#5 - 2013-04-10 06:38:41 UTC
xxBLACK SKULLxx 929 wrote:
First i would like to say sorry for not posting in awhile ( training time is a pain ) Now that some of our boys & girls are trained up. We just had to go hunting for the Filthy New Order miner.


So N.O. Miners are those that payola'd the extortion money to James315; so you're a N.O. dude that has the list & goes ahead & kills them anywayz I take it Roll
An' then Chicken@little.com, he come scramblin outta the    Terminal room screaming "The system's crashing! The system's    crashing!" -Uncle RAMus, 'Tales for Cyberpsychotic Children'
Singular Snowflake
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2013-04-10 06:59:33 UTC
DarthNefarius wrote:
xxBLACK SKULLxx 929 wrote:
First i would like to say sorry for not posting in awhile ( training time is a pain ) Now that some of our boys & girls are trained up. We just had to go hunting for the Filthy New Order miner.


So N.O. Miners are those that payola'd the extortion money to James315; so you're a N.O. dude that has the list & goes ahead & kills them anywayz I take it Roll

In what way is that man a "N.O dude"?
Polaris Sagan
Doomheim
#7 - 2013-04-10 07:27:35 UTC
Wow you killed a 3 week old AFK miner (killing noobs always gets good on the killboards doesn't it)... Yet the POD got away... Yup AFK I'm sure...
pussnheels
Viziam
#8 - 2013-04-10 07:36:37 UTC
xxBLACK SKULLxx 929 wrote:
First i would like to say sorry for not posting in awhile ( training time is a pain ) Now that some of our boys & girls are trained up. We just had to go hunting for the Filthy New Order miner. After a few hours, we we're getting bored. I started to think that this Mythical Miner didn't exist. But just when I thought all hope was lost our scout yells out " I have a target " . With tension growing we jump through the gate. I warped my Death Dealers to the target and like a mexican pinata the target popped. Now as we laugh in coms of our sweet victory. The POD got away ( SAD FACE ). Now I looked up the BIO on the pinata pilot and i found out the she was only 3 weeks old and had no BIO?? So I was like WTF o_O.......... Hey scout why did you pick the miner?? She was AFK.... So what do we do to AFK miners https://zkillboard.com/detail/29743677/ We make them go pop.


Well that's all for now check back as we keep on hunting this Mythical New Order Miner.

Remember boys & girls we're here to enslave not save.

929 The Anti-Savior


how heroic ,
Now grow some balls and do some real pvp , i promise it doesn't hurt much

I do not agree with what you are saying , but i will defend to the death your right to say it...... Voltaire
Dave Stark
#9 - 2013-04-10 07:38:10 UTC
pod gets away
afk miner.

pick one, and only one.
dethleffs
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
#10 - 2013-04-10 07:38:11 UTC
So what's new order about all of this?
Dave Stark
#11 - 2013-04-10 07:42:20 UTC
dethleffs wrote:
So what's new order about all of this?


gross stupidity
think people actually give a damn
patting themselves on the back on the forums

there are lots of parallels.
Stray Bullets
Perkone
Caldari State
#12 - 2013-04-10 07:49:04 UTC
TL;DR; used five catalysts to gank a untanked retriever from a noob for a grand total of 85000 isk!!


You need to get your head checked up mate. Either take those 5 catalysts and gank something with a decent loot (faction fitting) or just use a single catalyst. What a waste of 4 perfectly good catalysts Lol
Bi-Mi Lansatha
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2013-04-10 07:52:10 UTC
xxBLACK SKULLxx 929 wrote:
... We just had to go hunting for the Filthy New Order miner....
You are ganking miners who paid to mine! Sweet. Lol
Ziphis
4S Corporation
The Initiative.
#14 - 2013-04-10 07:58:47 UTC
Wait an AFK Pod got away...how crappy at pvp do you have to be for the pod of someone who isnt even there to get away.........

He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting 'All the Gods are bastards.'  - T. Pratchett
TheGunslinger42
All Web Investigations
#15 - 2013-04-10 08:34:20 UTC
So this guy who is so anti-new order kills a 3 week old newb in retaliation to James and his Agents

wow, brave man. Instead of fighting the people you're against, you kill some random newbie. Bravo.

Biomass yourself
Onyx Nyx
The Veldspar Protectorate
#16 - 2013-04-10 08:43:22 UTC
Roleplays as ultimate badasses. Gets only bad right.

It is very cute though.

I kill kittens, and puppies and bunnies. I maim toddlers and teens and then more.

  • Richard (http://www.lfgcomic.com/)
flakeys
Doomheim
#17 - 2013-04-10 08:57:13 UTC
And just when you think you've encountered the biggest carebear of them all another one pops up.




Talk about griefer faillure ...

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#18 - 2013-04-10 09:05:30 UTC
flakeys wrote:


Talk about griefer faillure ...


He isn't a greifer. Just a very bad gankerLol
Lady Areola Fappington
#19 - 2013-04-10 09:09:38 UTC
This is totally confusing....

But, a miner got popped. I approve.

Please continue your emergent content generation in the name of James 315, all efforts are appreciated!

7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY? No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided. --Eve New Player Guide
Bi-Mi Lansatha
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2013-04-10 09:28:36 UTC
xxBLACK SKULLxx 929 wrote:
......... Hey scout why did you pick the miner?? She was AFK.... So what do we do to AFK miners ...

AFK... not AFK completely unimportant. If they have paid the New Order to keep them safe from the dangers of Eve, it is best they learn the truth now. Eve isn't about being safe... it is about managing risk. Risk/Reward. Paying someone else to do that... in highsec of all place... is going to end badly.

IMO
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