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Unit - Communication Thread.

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Unit XS365BT
Unit Commune
#21 - 2013-04-09 00:06:07 UTC
While we thank you for the sentiment pilot Calamari, Our return is not yet complete.

We Return.

Unit XS365BT. Designated Communications Officer. Unit Commune.

Unit XS365BT
Unit Commune
#22 - 2013-04-15 11:38:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Unit XS365BT
Research Update.
Spatial Rifts
Generation, Stabilisation and Control.

Generation
While the creation of limited rifts is possible, at this time the energy requirements are such that using conventional power sources it has been impossible to create a rift that is capable of remaining active for more than 0.735 minutes

in all current tests, rifts that have remained active for more than 0.68 minutes have also begun to destabilise.

Stabilisation
Though the use of various methods including but not limited to tachyon stream projection and quantum tunneling have had positive effects upon the duration and stability of the rifts in question, We do not yet believe that the technology is stable enough to allow the passage of vessels, crewed or otherwise.

Control
Current tests show a 0.8 to 4.2 LY discrepancy between target location and actual location of rift exit. We are currently researching methodology that could be implemented to refine the targeting protocols used within the generation of these rifts, however this is of secondary importance at this time.

Further research into the methodology used by drones, both Rogue and Sleeper in origin, is therefore required.
We request that any pilots with data or materiel they are willing to share regarding these rifts contact us or respond to this message.

We Return.

Unit XS365BT. Designated Communications Officer. Unit Commune.

Unit XS365BT
Unit Commune
#23 - 2013-04-20 10:49:05 UTC
Additional Unit deployment protocol on hold.
Status : Pending.

We Return

Unit XS365BT. Designated Communications Officer. Unit Commune.

Makkal Hanaya
Revenent Defence Corperation
#24 - 2013-04-20 12:25:26 UTC
Thank you for the status updates.

How long to you think it will be before your return is complete?

Render unto Khanid the things which are Khanid's; and unto God the things that are God's.

Unit XS365BT
Unit Commune
#25 - 2013-04-20 14:44:58 UTC
Current time-frame for completion unknown pilot Hanaya.

We Return.

Unit XS365BT. Designated Communications Officer. Unit Commune.

Unit XS365BT
Unit Commune
#26 - 2013-05-17 02:04:55 UTC
Intensive simulation period RE: Stable spatial rift generation complete.
Results added to research data.

Project continues.

We Return.

Unit XS365BT. Designated Communications Officer. Unit Commune.

Alex Grison
Grison Universal
#27 - 2013-05-17 06:23:04 UTC
Can anyone hear me?

Yes this is alex.

I'm just going to be up front about this.

I was docked in Jita 4-4 walking around in my room, when something on the floor startled me.

I immediately ripped off the air duct vent cover and began crawling down the duct at a fast rate of speed.

I am lost.

yes

Unit XS365BT
Unit Commune
#28 - 2013-05-17 06:49:43 UTC
Pilot Grison.

We would suggest retracing your route.
Failing this, as you still appear to have access to a Galnet capable neocom, we would suggest contacting the owners of the station in which you are situated.
It is likely their internal systems are capable of locating your person and arranging extraction from the situation you find yourself in.

We would also note that it is unlikely that this particular thread is the correct location to gain direct aid concerning your situation.

In future we would suggest acting with a larger degree of decorum, Capsuleer owned quarters upon stations are sealed for both your own safety and that of the other occupants of the station.

We Return.

Unit XS365BT. Designated Communications Officer. Unit Commune.

Cipher Deninard
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#29 - 2013-05-22 18:18:56 UTC
It is interaction with pilots such as yourself that cause me to wonder if enough testing was done on the psychological impacts of becoming a capsuleer...
Unit XS365BT
Unit Commune
#30 - 2013-05-22 19:08:00 UTC
As we have yet to interact with your person pilot Deninard, we find it unlikely that you are in the proffessional position to make such a claim.

You have stated in another thread that your 'social knowledge' is lacking. We would suggest extending this distinction to your social ability until such a time as you are able to initiate contact with another being without the use of badly obfuscated insults.

As you are not aware of our history or personality, and have yet to interact with us in any direct manner, we will classify your statement as simple ignorance.



Further research into hyper-efficient power generation and storage facilities has begun. Current prototype systems insufficient.

We Return.

Unit XS365BT. Designated Communications Officer. Unit Commune.

Unit XS365BT
Unit Commune
#31 - 2013-06-03 12:27:31 UTC
Primary command node realignment complete.

We Return.

Unit XS365BT. Designated Communications Officer. Unit Commune.

Cipher Deninard
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#32 - 2013-06-03 13:00:26 UTC
Unit XS365BT wrote:
As we have yet to interact with your person pilot Deninard, we find it unlikely that you are in the proffessional position to make such a claim.

You have stated in another thread that your 'social knowledge' is lacking. We would suggest extending this distinction to your social ability until such a time as you are able to initiate contact with another being without the use of badly obfuscated insults.

As you are not aware of our history or personality, and have yet to interact with us in any direct manner, we will classify your statement as simple ignorance.


Hm. Very true.

I was simply startled by the dramatic difference in your communications compared to that of other capsuleers I have encountered.

I apologize if I have caused insult as you are quite right in your classification of my previous message. The points you make are valid and I will take them under advisement when continuing my communications with capsuleers.

It would not do for a member of the Gallente Federation to be seen immediately shunning those who are different.
Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#33 - 2013-06-03 13:29:21 UTC
We get it, you return.

Did you constantly repeat "we leave" when you first left?

Watch_ Fred Fred Frederation_ and stop [u]cryptozoologist[/u]! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it!

Unit XS365BT
Unit Commune
#34 - 2013-06-03 18:06:55 UTC
Pilot Bugabus, our closing statement may be considered a status update.
Should the situation change, the wording of this statement will also change.
At this time, our return is not complete, therefore we shall continue to utilise the statement as it stands.

We hope that this information has proven informative.

We Return.

Unit XS365BT. Designated Communications Officer. Unit Commune.

Kim Ji-Young
Ji Young Kim Bap
#35 - 2013-06-04 09:11:39 UTC
Hi, Unit. Can I call you Unit? Ms. XS265BT seems a bit formal for IGS.

Anyway I'm wondering if you can help me. There's this guy I like, I think he's really cute, but I don't really know much about him yet. I'd like to get to know him better but he's making things a bit difficult, you see, I think he's really shy. Last week I met him at a party and we got to talking and we got along quite well or at least I thought so but then he asked me to hold his drink while he went somewhere to do something but he said he'd be back. I waited for a while but he seemed to have forgotten about me, because he never came back, I think he was trying to give me the brush-off but was too gutless to say so to my face. Typical men, hey - the guy wasted over half a glass of perfectly good alcohol too, guess he really wanted to bail, the gutless prick. At least I scored a free drink out of it. Anyway seeing as you often say that "you return" and "returning" seems to be something that I assume you would therefore know a fair bit about, I'm wondering if you had any tips for getting him to "return" if something like that were to happen next time we run into each other. Thanks.

Cipher Deninard
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#36 - 2013-06-04 09:18:32 UTC
Kim Ji-Young wrote:

Typical men


Hey, as a male I resent that. Not all of us treat females with such little respect.
Kim Ji-Young
Ji Young Kim Bap
#37 - 2013-06-04 09:36:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Kim Ji-Young
Cipher Deninard wrote:
Kim Ji-Young wrote:

Typical men


Hey, as a male I resent that. Not all of us treat females with such little respect.


Dunno why, it's not like you're in with a chance.

Ahahahahahahahaha LolLolLolLol
Unit XS365BT
Unit Commune
#38 - 2013-06-04 17:05:24 UTC
Pilot Ji-Young, We would suggest that you be direct regarding your interest and intent.
It may be that you will recieve a rejection, however, it would appear from your query that you would prefer to know whether the possibility of future interaction with your object of interest exists.

We must however state for the record that we are not likely to be the best source of information regarding interpersonal relations and the internal processes of the male mind.
We would suggest seeking advice from a more apt source in future.

We Return.

Unit XS365BT. Designated Communications Officer. Unit Commune.

Andrea Okazon
Laurentson INC
#39 - 2013-06-04 17:32:58 UTC
So, what do you do for fun? Does the Unit Commune have slumber parties? Sing-a-longs?
Kim Ji-Young
Ji Young Kim Bap
#40 - 2013-06-04 17:38:15 UTC
Unit XS365BT wrote:
Pilot Ji-Young, We would suggest that you be direct regarding your interest and intent.
It may be that you will recieve a rejection, however, it would appear from your query that you would prefer to know whether the possibility of future interaction with your object of interest exists.

We must however state for the record that we are not likely to be the best source of information regarding interpersonal relations and the internal processes of the male mind.
We would suggest seeking advice from a more apt source in future.

We Return.


BUT "YOU RETURN"

DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT "RETURNING" WHEN YOU HAVE SO MUCH EXPERIENCE IN THE MATTER

WHAT A JOKE
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