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carebears are scaring off noobs with boredom.

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Ace Uoweme
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#221 - 2013-04-08 04:27:24 UTC
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
and in order for this game to work...we need beetles that favor all the various odors of that poop to drive the great circle of eve's gastro-intestinal production to function normally.


lololol

In a "democracy" everyone is right. And everyone has a butthole.

Take your pick!

_"In a world of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." _ ~George Orwell

EvilweaselSA
GoonCorp
Goonswarm Federation
#222 - 2013-04-08 04:30:53 UTC  |  Edited by: EvilweaselSA
Bi-Mi Lansatha wrote:
Tippia wrote:
It didn't. It was always there. It was always “a newbie don't know what he wants (for obvious reasons) and have no basis for making informed choices when he's only shown half (or one third (or less)) of the overall picture.” It is the entire premise of the thread.
If the question is informed choices, then you don't seem to believe 'those people' will ever make one. So what is you solution?

Tippia"...they will never be able to make an informed choice..."

Tippia"...without the ability to actually decide for themselves..."

of course they can

once newbies have been exposed to the game and start understanding what they want to do and what they like in it they are able to make informed choices

why, even some people who went through goonswarm's patent-pending newbie experience later decided to mine (these people are few and far between but somehow they exist)

it is merely your inability to grasp the concept of an informed choice that is holding you back
Bi-Mi Lansatha
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#223 - 2013-04-08 04:31:39 UTC
DeMichael Crimson wrote:
Carebears are scaring off new players?

Shocked

After being in this game for almost 5 years, I thought I had heard it all but this is definitely a new one.

The only appropriate response is this.



DMC
Twisted You had better watch it. The Carebears have both the Goons and Test on the run! Lowsec pirates are the next to feel the destructive power of the Carebear!




Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#224 - 2013-04-08 04:31:52 UTC
Bi-Mi Lansatha wrote:
Tippia wrote:
I'm arguing that, unless you have completely misunderstood the game (by, for instance, believing that it's not a full-PvP game)...
Clarification please. Are you saying PvP in ship to ship combat only or does PvP include other actions. Station traders and such.

I can't speak for Tippia, but personally I would assume that he is including trading and manufacturing under the PvP flag as they are both a form of competing with other players.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

New Player FAQ

Feyd's Survival Pack

Bi-Mi Lansatha
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#225 - 2013-04-08 04:33:31 UTC
EvilweaselSA wrote:


once newbies have been exposed to the game and start understanding what they want to do and what they like in it they are able to make informed choices

why, even some people who went through goonswarm's patent-pending newbie experience later decided to mine (these people are few and far between but somehow they exist)

it is merely your inability to grasp the concept of an informed choice that is holding you back
Big smile You have failed to read properly again.


EvilweaselSA
GoonCorp
Goonswarm Federation
#226 - 2013-04-08 04:36:26 UTC
my friend, you have merely repeated the same foolish argument again and again, but at least you were attempting to argue rather than cowering in terror like our courage-challenged friend Ace Uoweme has been doing

have the courage to post what you think you believe rather than cowering behind such nonsense
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#227 - 2013-04-08 04:37:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Tippia
Bi-Mi Lansatha wrote:
Then please explain your view why thousand of players are so... so what?
Uninformed. Because EVE is very different from everything else they've tried and because humans are social creates and creatures of habit. And no, no-one comes into the game with the knowledge and information we're talking about here.

By the way, you laugh at EvilweaselSA's quote, but did you actually consider the scenario?

New player sees the commercials, hears the hype, and plunks down the cash for a brand spanking new EVE account.
“I want to be a pirate, just like in the movies!”, he exclaims.

…to which the seasoned EVE player might answer “Ooook… which kind? Do you want to rob people in highsec (and earn money)? Do you want to yarr it up in lowsec (and RP)? Do you want to terrorise poor nullbears (and faceslap them with your epeen)? Or do you want to trade fire with the law and get paid by the pirate factions (and just grind 50 bear-asses)?” Because the seasoned EVE player knows better than the new player what “wanting to be a pirate” means in EVE terms, and depending on what sources of inspiration the newbie mentions for his wish, the seasoned EVE player will also already know which of these is the one he's actually after.

This as opposed to the carebear corp, which will, at best, mention the last option because they only really know PvE and they know that you can do it for the pirates they normally shoot. At worst, they will pelt the poor guy with sticks and stones and accusations of being a socio-psycho-whatever-path since their only other experience with this “pirate” thing is the horrific doomy gloomy rumours of poor innocent people being shot by nasty evil men.

DeMichael Crimson wrote:
Carebears are scaring off new players?

Shocked

After being in this game for almost 5 years, I thought I had heard it all but this is definitely a new one.
That's because, as you have often demonstrated, you're not very good at paying attention to what's happening around you. vOv
EvilweaselSA
GoonCorp
Goonswarm Federation
#228 - 2013-04-08 04:38:55 UTC
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
i'm really liking the fecal analogies. ...ahem

but i've been reading the past few pages and what i'm gathering is that the greatest truth of all is being overlooked.

there is no steak.

it's all poop.

and we are all just dung beetles. rolling our favorite bits of the poop into little balls of enjoyment for ourselves.

and in order for this game to work...we need beetles that favor all the various odors of that poop to drive the great circle of eve's gastro-intestinal production to function normally.

you are wrong, savagely rending the weak limb from limb is a delicacy on par with a fine ribeye

it is merely selecting different ways of doing it that are the hard part
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#229 - 2013-04-08 04:53:51 UTC
EvilweaselSA wrote:
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
i'm really liking the fecal analogies. ...ahem

but i've been reading the past few pages and what i'm gathering is that the greatest truth of all is being overlooked.

there is no steak.

it's all poop.

and we are all just dung beetles. rolling our favorite bits of the poop into little balls of enjoyment for ourselves.

and in order for this game to work...we need beetles that favor all the various odors of that poop to drive the great circle of eve's gastro-intestinal production to function normally.

you are wrong, savagely rending the weak limb from limb is a delicacy on par with a fine ribeye

it is merely selecting different ways of doing it that are the hard part


i'm more of a filet mignon kind of girl. but i take your meaning...and i agree. wholeheartedly. certainly very enjoyable. ...to those that are into it.

and it's a good thing that they do enjoy it so enthusiastically. because if they did not the other parts of this game simply would not be worth doing. nothing blowing up means no reason to build ships and modules and weapons and bullets. no reason to build things means no reason to mine ores, interact with planets, or dig goo out of moons.

that would be dreadful.

it's a big circle and we all need each other.

i love you guys. let's group hug.
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#230 - 2013-04-08 04:55:53 UTC
What a nice thread you got here...
LHA Tarawa
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#231 - 2013-04-08 05:09:16 UTC
This argument is ridiculous.

The corp recruitment sites are packed full of both industrial and pvp corps looking for newbs. EveUni teaches both industiral and PvP. RVB is very newb friendly and pure PvP.

These newbs are going to join a corp that fits the play style they are predisposed to.

Of course, if they are indy minded, they join an indy corp, then some greifer corp will war dec the industrial corp, no one will log in for a couple weeks, and the newb will drop the game because it is stupid.


IF, the industrial corps are getting a lot of people that would rather PvP, then you PvPers need to get better at recruiting.

Don't blame the carebears for being better recruiters.


Then again, I'm not convinced the retention rate is nearly as bad as CCP insinuates. They have a HUGE number of accounts that go inactive after the 21-day trial + 1 free paid month... Hmmm.... exactly the number of free days I can get by giving myself a buddy invite, then activating that account with a PLEX. 30 days on my main and 51 on the alt.

90% of new accounts are 51-day, free, throw away accounts, that the creater NEVER intended to keep beyond the 51 free days.
Bi-Mi Lansatha
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#232 - 2013-04-08 05:32:18 UTC
EvilweaselSA wrote:
my friend, you have merely repeated the same foolish argument again and again, but at least you were attempting to argue rather than cowering in terror like our courage-challenged friend Ace Uoweme has been doing

have the courage to post what you think you believe rather than cowering behind such nonsense


Lol What is my agrument?
Bi-Mi Lansatha
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#233 - 2013-04-08 05:33:53 UTC
Tippia wrote:
Bi-Mi Lansatha wrote:
Then please explain your view why thousand of players are so... so what?
Uninformed...
A new player, most likely. What excuse does a three month old player have for being uniformed?
Commander Ted
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#234 - 2013-04-08 05:34:09 UTC
LHA Tarawa wrote:

Don't blame the carebears for being better recruiters.

go in recruitment chat, look at how many corps say "Level 4 mission access and regular pvp ops in hisec"
Then look at their killboards and report back to me.

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=174097 Separate all 4 empires in eve with lowsec.

Ace Uoweme
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#235 - 2013-04-08 05:37:27 UTC
Tippia wrote:
Uninformed. Because EVE is very different from everything else they've tried


Not that unique. If it was folks will still be learning the game, as it is that unique.

Not make a T1 fleet and try to blob through, then claim it's "easy".

To get to that level of ease, a game has to have common elements found in other games...even "Hello, Kitty".

_"In a world of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." _ ~George Orwell

Ace Uoweme
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#236 - 2013-04-08 05:39:51 UTC
Commander Ted wrote:
LHA Tarawa wrote:

Don't blame the carebears for being better recruiters.

go in recruitment chat, look at how many corps say "Level 4 mission access and regular pvp ops in hisec"
Then look at their killboards and report back to me.


And the difference is what?

If you have a tricked out BS, you're not PvPing in it. Those with active KBs aren't pewpewpewing in billion isk ships, it's 1-2mil throw aways.

Even they see it's pointless throwing isk away.

_"In a world of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." _ ~George Orwell

Frying Doom
#237 - 2013-04-08 05:42:33 UTC
Ace Uoweme wrote:
Tippia wrote:
Uninformed. Because EVE is very different from everything else they've tried


Not that unique. If it was folks will still be learning the game, as it is that unique.

Not make a T1 fleet and try to blob through, then claim it's "easy".

To get to that level of ease, a game has to have common elements found in other games...even "Hello, Kitty".

I didn't know Hello Kitty had non-voting Null sec supporters.

Things you learn huh

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!

Commander Ted
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#238 - 2013-04-08 05:43:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Commander Ted
Ace Uoweme wrote:


And the difference is what?

If you have a tricked out BS, you're not PvPing in it. Those with active KBs aren't pewpewpewing in billion isk ships, it's 1-2mil throw aways.

Even they see it's pointless throwing isk away.


Or their is nothing their at all.
50 man corp, 30 losses in the past 3 months seems to be the standard.

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=174097 Separate all 4 empires in eve with lowsec.

Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#239 - 2013-04-08 05:52:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Herzog Wolfhammer
Commander Ted wrote:
I find that often times when new players look for corporations they get sucked into a high sec corporation run by carebears. I had multiple internet friends try Eve and go join their other internet friends doing missions, I try to convince them that they are not experiencing what the game really has to offer, they ignore me, and quit the game saying its ****.

Carebears are killing Eve by sucking up players and protecting them. "JOIN OUR CORP WE TEACH U TO PLAY" "OK GO COPY FITS OFF BATTLECLINIC AND NEVER EVER GO INTO THE PVP ZONE U DIE INSTANTLY." "HEY THIS WEEKEND WE GONNA RUN MINING OP IT FUN FOR 5 HOURS." "NEED ISK? ONLY WAY TO MAKE IS TO DO MORE MISSIONS, SALVAGE MY MISSIONS 4 ME K?"
"OH NO A WARDEC EVERYONE LOG OFF YOU WILL DIE."

It doesn't help that many of these corps lie about doing pvp, when in fact they are just a smaller chatroom and lower taxes than the npc corp.

discuss.

TL;DR
Carebears bore noobs and make them quit. Being risk averse isn't fun.
Some people like being carebears, whatever. Most people don't and that is why most noobs who enter Eve get bored by joining one of these corporations.

EDIT: Im not forcing my playstyle on anyway so save your tears, im just saying that new players aren't getting what they signed up for most the time when they leave the tutorial and find a highsec corp which leaves them with a bad taste in their mouth.

EDIT 2: Will you carebears stop rambling about how I want to force my playstyle on you and how im just a big meanie and actually understand the point im trying to make?

You bore new players and teach them to be highly risk averse, boring them.




Lots of points there, but what's the solution?

The people who claim to hate and who claim to be risk-loving would scream "this is a sandbox!!!!1!!eleven!!!!".

OK then.

If you see a problem with what's going on, seek to change it: start a noob recruitment program.

Back a few years ago, I was in NPC corp putting lasers on Cyclones and wondering why I was getting my lunch eaten, and there were a couple of noobs in chat making ragequit noises because they got ganked in the Parts system.

I gave them some ISK to refit, fleeted up with them, and we attacked the guys who ganked them. We didn't win, nor did we expect to (Nothing like that "but he was at 20 percent of armor 2 seconds ago WTF?" moment) but a good time was had by all. One of them became a goon (some would say that's not a good outcome, but we must admit that the goons do have a very good program and acceptance for noobs, which says much against the mentalities of many other corps and their elitist recruiting tendencies) . The other ended up communicating with one of the "enemy" guys who gave him some good advice for fitting for PVP and some ISK to try out some fits.

The end result was positive and a good time was had by all (and a Brutix of mine was put out of its misery - I like to think the killmail ganked the sensibilities of my opponents).

My point ultimately is this: the game is set up in a manner that if you don't like something, you have the power to change it. You can make your whole game around it, or just do it when the need arises. If you think noobs are being driven off by false or improper paradigms, seek to change it yourself. With new players it does not take much.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!

Josef Djugashvilis
#240 - 2013-04-08 06:11:28 UTC
Posting in yet another idiotic Eve is dying thread.

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