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The Standard Sacrifice to Bob. (Bob lore. Silliness inside.)
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Sum Olgy
Perkone
Caldari State
#21 - 2013-04-01 10:57:29 UTC
Kalel Nimrott wrote:
How can I become the pope of Bob?



All the WH Bros meet up at Kruul's Pleasure Garden. We then consume enough Pharmaceutical Trade goods to make white smoke come out of the roof. We'll then negotiate with the Goons to allow a freighter load of pizza to get through Uedama.
Asuri Kinnes
Perkone
Caldari State
#22 - 2013-04-02 00:15:32 UTC
Bob's Will be done.

Also scanning. LOTS of scanning.

Bob is the god of Wormholes.

That's all you need to know.
Steve Spooner
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#23 - 2013-04-02 16:40:48 UTC
Death to the heretics.
Arcaus Rotrau Romali
Empyrean Enterprise Conglomerate
#24 - 2013-04-04 22:03:49 UTC
Is this the beginning of a holy war to determine the true followers of Bob?
Asuri Kinnes
Perkone
Caldari State
#25 - 2013-04-05 12:03:22 UTC
Arcaus Rotrau Romali wrote:
Is this the beginning of a holy war to determine the true followers of Bob?

Nope - Bob doesn't approve of *holy* war. He approves of living in WH's and taking part in *all* parts of WH space.

Bob is wormholes, wormholes are Bob!

Bob is the god of Wormholes.

That's all you need to know.
Arcaus Rotrau Romali
Empyrean Enterprise Conglomerate
#26 - 2013-04-05 20:02:28 UTC
But there have been differing sacrificial paths posted, what if I heed the words of the wrong follower of Bob?
Sum Olgy
Perkone
Caldari State
#27 - 2013-04-07 21:40:34 UTC
Arcaus Rotrau Romali wrote:
But there have been differing sacrificial paths posted, what if I heed the words of the wrong follower of Bob?



Same as if you don't know the terminal velocity of a Swift.
Casanunda
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#28 - 2013-04-08 04:13:35 UTC
Forgive me brothers, for I have strayed from the path of Bob. I left his holy dominions to explore the desolate wastelands of K-space, to bring his holy word to the unbelievers and to slaughter those who refused to follow the way.

I have lost my way, and my knowledge of his holy writ, K-space has corrupted me. I wish to redeem myself and once again set foot on the path of Bob. Pray tell good brothers, is there a sacrifice of such magnitude and worth that I may be once again accepted into the bosom of Bobs infinite benevolence?

The fact that I am not a gazillionaire Gallente aristocrat with the sexual capacity of a rutting rhino is a constant niggle.
Incindir Mauser
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#29 - 2013-04-09 00:16:38 UTC
Casanunda wrote:
Forgive me brothers, for I have strayed from the path of Bob. I left his holy dominions to explore the desolate wastelands of K-space, to bring his holy word to the unbelievers and to slaughter those who refused to follow the way.

I have lost my way, and my knowledge of his holy writ, K-space has corrupted me. I wish to redeem myself and once again set foot on the path of Bob. Pray tell good brothers, is there a sacrifice of such magnitude and worth that I may be once again accepted into the bosom of Bobs infinite benevolence?



Brother Casanunda,

Why have your forsaken the Boons and Indulgences of Bob?

Do you not desire to partake of the Sacramental Combat? To bestow upon oneself the Good Fortunes of Bob?

Turn, My Brother, from thy wayward path, and return ye to Bob's Clammy Embrace. Return as a Prodigal Child to the Holey W-space! Become once again Bob's Faithful and Discreet Servant.

For thee to ameliorate thine innumerable and grotesque sins, you must bring not only Yourself, but another to Holey W-space. Seek out His Chosen. Enter into their Fold and thou shalt once again know the Satisfaction that the Ritual of Explosination of the Ships and of the Pods can bring you.

Do this and return to the Grace and Indifference of Bob.

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