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Goon hunt season opened

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Xenuria
#61 - 2011-10-16 23:00:35 UTC
Killstealing wrote:
Xenuria wrote:
a huge hipster toolbag with a pegging fetish and bad hygiene.

I'll take "everyone in eve" for 2 bil isk, mister Trebek.


No the majority of people in eve are actually auto Autogynephilic Ephebophiles with a taste for garlic knots and fruit wine.

Chopper Rollins
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
#62 - 2011-10-17 00:10:59 UTC
David Cedarbridge wrote:
Chopper Rollins wrote:
End of the northern summer and a putrid rash of goon related threads all over the forums. Is someone not feeling relevant?

There was a time the goons did something, it was an echo of something they did in second life, i think. Years ago wasn't it?


I wish it were possible to squeeze the irony out of a post and bottle it.



No really, i'm on the forums regular but not often, for the last year; not many goonswarm posts or threads or even mentions. Suddenly , storm of drivel and alts saying "Sho 'nuff!" I'm kinda bemused and feel pity.

Also, irony is for speaking to servants, it's not actually a flavor of humor unless you're a wiki dependant hipster internetual.

Goggles. Making me look good. Making you look good.

Sirhan Blixt
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#63 - 2011-10-17 08:12:01 UTC
I was about to respond to Xenuria's extension of the "No True Scotsman" fallacy to Goons when this caught my eye ...

Chopper Rollins wrote:
David Cedarbridge wrote:
Chopper Rollins wrote:
End of the northern summer and a putrid rash of goon related threads all over the forums. Is someone not feeling relevant?

There was a time the goons did something, it was an echo of something they did in second life, i think. Years ago wasn't it?


I wish it were possible to squeeze the irony out of a post and bottle it.



No really, i'm on the forums regular but not often, for the last year; not many goonswarm posts or threads or even mentions. Suddenly , storm of drivel and alts saying "Sho 'nuff!" I'm kinda bemused and feel pity.

Also, irony is for speaking to servants, it's not actually a flavor of humor unless you're a wiki dependant hipster internetual.

You're studiously ignoring all of those threads about goons that weren't started by goons. I can tell.

"Irony is for speaking to servants." That's pretty rich. Which community college remedial english class did you hear that in? Actually, I'm being too strict-- it could easily have come from some glibertarian pseudosopher's rant on LiveJournal.
lafforet
Amarr Royal Trust Bank
#64 - 2011-10-31 10:10:37 UTC
As I am not a goon, I intend to fulfill completely my commitments. This contest is closing today, October 31 and those who want to apply for the 250m payout (which is my own ISK and I don't care if someone do not believe it) please post your applications in this thread till the end of this week.

It's a pity, however, that noone else was willing to contribute to the contest so that it becomes more interesting and has any real impact. Obviously it could mean that goons are doing a great job and should carry on.
Tallian Saotome
Nuclear Arms Exchange Inc.
#65 - 2011-10-31 10:22:20 UTC
lafforet wrote:
As I am not a goon, I intend to fulfill completely my commitments. This contest is closing today, October 31 and those who want to apply for the 250m payout (which is my own ISK and I don't care if someone do not believe it) please post your applications in this thread till the end of this week.

It's a pity, however, that noone else was willing to contribute to the contest so that it becomes more interesting and has any real impact. Obviously it could mean that goons are doing a great job and should carry on.

Odds that the one submission is a goon alt?

Inappropriate signature removed, CCP Phantom.

lafforet
Amarr Royal Trust Bank
#66 - 2011-10-31 10:28:57 UTC
Tallian Saotome wrote:
lafforet wrote:
As I am not a goon, I intend to fulfill completely my commitments. This contest is closing today, October 31 and those who want to apply for the 250m payout (which is my own ISK and I don't care if someone do not believe it) please post your applications in this thread till the end of this week.

It's a pity, however, that noone else was willing to contribute to the contest so that it becomes more interesting and has any real impact. Obviously it could mean that goons are doing a great job and should carry on.

Odds that the one submission is a goon alt?


I don't care what are the odds. 250m is nothing to me and if you think that I would start a thread to transfer 250m from one of my alts to another, you have problems with logic, sir.
Tallian Saotome
Nuclear Arms Exchange Inc.
#67 - 2011-10-31 10:33:15 UTC
lafforet wrote:
Tallian Saotome wrote:
lafforet wrote:
As I am not a goon, I intend to fulfill completely my commitments. This contest is closing today, October 31 and those who want to apply for the 250m payout (which is my own ISK and I don't care if someone do not believe it) please post your applications in this thread till the end of this week.

It's a pity, however, that noone else was willing to contribute to the contest so that it becomes more interesting and has any real impact. Obviously it could mean that goons are doing a great job and should carry on.

Odds that the one submission is a goon alt?


I don't care what are the odds. 250m is nothing to me and if you think that I would start a thread to transfer 250m from one of my alts to another, you have problems with logic, sir.

My bad, didn't realize you were a goon.

Shouldn't you be back in CFC territory shooting blues like the rest of us?

Inappropriate signature removed, CCP Phantom.

lafforet
Amarr Royal Trust Bank
#68 - 2011-10-31 11:37:51 UTC
Tallian Saotome wrote:
lafforet wrote:
Tallian Saotome wrote:
lafforet wrote:
As I am not a goon, I intend to fulfill completely my commitments. This contest is closing today, October 31 and those who want to apply for the 250m payout (which is my own ISK and I don't care if someone do not believe it) please post your applications in this thread till the end of this week.

It's a pity, however, that noone else was willing to contribute to the contest so that it becomes more interesting and has any real impact. Obviously it could mean that goons are doing a great job and should carry on.

Odds that the one submission is a goon alt?


I don't care what are the odds. 250m is nothing to me and if you think that I would start a thread to transfer 250m from one of my alts to another, you have problems with logic, sir.

My bad, didn't realize you were a goon.

Shouldn't you be back in CFC territory shooting blues like the rest of us?


I enjoy much more killing goons. None of my alts ever will be fighting for goons or will be blue to goons.
Tanya Powers
Doomheim
#69 - 2011-10-31 12:12:27 UTC
Weaselior wrote:
oops wrong alt



Lol
Tallian Saotome
Nuclear Arms Exchange Inc.
#70 - 2011-10-31 12:15:09 UTC
lafforet wrote:
Tallian Saotome wrote:
lafforet wrote:
Tallian Saotome wrote:
Odds that the one submission is a goon alt?


I don't care what are the odds. 250m is nothing to me and if you think that I would start a thread to transfer 250m from one of my alts to another, you have problems with logic, sir.

My bad, didn't realize you were a goon.

Shouldn't you be back in CFC territory shooting blues like the rest of us?


I enjoy much more killing goons. None of my alts ever will be fighting for goons or will be blue to goons.

You need to learn to read. I claimed the one person to put in a submission(a couple pages back) was a goon alt. You immediately responded and started above conversation by claiming that the character I was calling a goon alt was your alt.

Someone who fails so badly at simple reading comprehension can never be trusted to be competent to administer such a competition. I demand you immediately hire a trusted 3rd party to hold your isk in escrow and pay out all the winners, complete with a public copy of the financial paperwork/transactions verified through your API.

I hear The Mittani has started quite the reputable 3rd party service. Cool

Inappropriate signature removed, CCP Phantom.

lafforet
Amarr Royal Trust Bank
#71 - 2011-10-31 12:17:35 UTC
Tallian Saotome wrote:
lafforet wrote:
Tallian Saotome wrote:
lafforet wrote:
Tallian Saotome wrote:
Odds that the one submission is a goon alt?


I don't care what are the odds. 250m is nothing to me and if you think that I would start a thread to transfer 250m from one of my alts to another, you have problems with logic, sir.

My bad, didn't realize you were a goon.

Shouldn't you be back in CFC territory shooting blues like the rest of us?


I enjoy much more killing goons. None of my alts ever will be fighting for goons or will be blue to goons.

You need to learn to read. I claimed the one person to put in a submission(a couple pages back) was a goon alt. You immediately responded and started above conversation by claiming that the character I was calling a goon alt was your alt.

Someone who fails so badly at simple reading comprehension can never be trusted to be competent to administer such a competition. I demand you immediately hire a trusted 3rd party to hold your isk in escrow and pay out all the winners, complete with a public copy of the financial paperwork/transactions verified through your API.

I hear The Mittani has started quite the reputable 3rd party service. Cool


You must be really proud of what you just wrote. Lol
Tanya Powers
Doomheim
#72 - 2011-10-31 12:29:56 UTC
Please send all isk to me.

Any amount under 50M will be considered has gift.

Send your isk with reason "Hunting Carebears Part II"

If isk is send with no reason will be considered has gift.

If you send me over 500M I'll double it by the end of the week.

Many thx.
lafforet
Amarr Royal Trust Bank
#73 - 2011-10-31 12:56:44 UTC
Tanya Powers wrote:
Please send all isk to me.

Any amount under 50M will be considered has gift.

Send your isk with reason "Hunting Carebears Part II"

If isk is send with no reason will be considered has gift.

If you send me over 500M I'll double it by the end of the week.

Many thx.


I am really, really flattered to have these guys on board too.