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Marie Hartinez
Aries Munitions and Defense
#1661 - 2013-04-05 16:42:01 UTC
silens vesica wrote:
Marie Hartinez wrote:
Seeing as you are a self admitting submariner....

Get your non fish having, no qual nub ass off the forums you Bruce Willis wannabe look-a-like and go clean the bilge.

You high and mighty reactor operators make me sick. Always sucking down the water from all those showers you water buffalos are taking at every chance. Save some water for people that do actual work, like us electricians.

**stalks off grumpily to have a smoke and coffee back in shaft alley**

You coners are the real water buffaloes. You're skin is a wrinkly and soggy from the time you non-qual dinks spend in the rainlocker. If you're not wasting water, you're watching movies or racking out. I'm gunna blow the frame-57 bolts, hit the aft chicken switches, and go home in reverse like a bass plug, leaving you to bob around in the ocean and trying to sail back to port.


Wait wait....

Are you telling me a smooth down the front like a Ken doll nuke ET dares to lump this God like Electrical Operator in with water sucking, O2 depleting, CO2 producing, rack burned conners? I'm offended good sir.

In fact, I'm so offended, that I should blow the reactor bolts and make my escape in the CO's minisub. Say hello to King Neptonis Rex for me.

Surrender is still your slightly less painful option.

Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#1662 - 2013-04-05 17:53:35 UTC
Hey, keep it down over there, you two squids! Go cross the equator again or something! Big smile
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#1663 - 2013-04-05 17:54:29 UTC  |  Edited by: silens vesica
Marie Hartinez wrote:
silens vesica wrote:
Marie Hartinez wrote:
Seeing as you are a self admitting submariner....

Get your non fish having, no qual nub ass off the forums you Bruce Willis wannabe look-a-like and go clean the bilge.

You high and mighty reactor operators make me sick. Always sucking down the water from all those showers you water buffalos are taking at every chance. Save some water for people that do actual work, like us electricians.

**stalks off grumpily to have a smoke and coffee back in shaft alley**

You coners are the real water buffaloes. You're skin is a wrinkly and soggy from the time you non-qual dinks spend in the rainlocker. If you're not wasting water, you're watching movies or racking out. I'm gunna blow the frame-57 bolts, hit the aft chicken switches, and go home in reverse like a bass plug, leaving you to bob around in the ocean and trying to sail back to port.


Wait wait....

Are you telling me a smooth down the front like a Ken doll nuke ET dares to lump this God like Electrical Operator in with water sucking, O2 depleting, CO2 producing, rack burned conners? I'm offended good sir.

In fact, I'm so offended, that I should blow the reactor bolts and make my escape in the CO's minisub. Say hello to King Neptonis Rex for me.

Eh.
EO. Coner. So hard to tell apart.

Neptunus Rex and I are old buds. Tell ya what - Go ahead and blow the bolts. Us real salts will sit around, drink whisky, and tell tall tales. You can go back home and tell everyone what great time you're missing.

Edit:
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Hey, keep it down over there, you two squids! Go cross the equator again or something! Big smile

Hush, polywog, or you'll get another dose of 'truth serum.'

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc

Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1664 - 2013-04-05 18:02:06 UTC
Damn submariners.

We tread heads fight real wars!

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate

silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#1665 - 2013-04-05 18:21:05 UTC
At least you're not a Marine... that's something.
I suppose.

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc

Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1666 - 2013-04-05 18:24:36 UTC
Aye... who'd want to serve under the Navy. P

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate

silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#1667 - 2013-04-05 18:28:18 UTC
> breaking the chain for a moment <

Bravo Zulu. That one was well-played, Sir! Cool

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc

Caelis Boirelle
Aurora Investments
#1668 - 2013-04-05 20:30:11 UTC
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#1669 - 2013-04-05 20:31:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Take of that paisley jacket thing, Silens! It makes you look like a damn 1960s San Francisco hippy!

Edit: Ninjaed! Excellent, I get 2 hates in one post.
@Caelis
Take of that red jacket and that hairdo, Caelis! They make you look like a somebody from a damn 1980s girly men New Wave band!
(And rofl on that link!)
Marie Hartinez
Aries Munitions and Defense
#1670 - 2013-04-05 23:07:55 UTC
silens vesica wrote:
Marie Hartinez wrote:
silens vesica wrote:
Marie Hartinez wrote:
Seeing as you are a self admitting submariner....

Get your non fish having, no qual nub ass off the forums you Bruce Willis wannabe look-a-like and go clean the bilge.

You high and mighty reactor operators make me sick. Always sucking down the water from all those showers you water buffalos are taking at every chance. Save some water for people that do actual work, like us electricians.

**stalks off grumpily to have a smoke and coffee back in shaft alley**

You coners are the real water buffaloes. You're skin is a wrinkly and soggy from the time you non-qual dinks spend in the rainlocker. If you're not wasting water, you're watching movies or racking out. I'm gunna blow the frame-57 bolts, hit the aft chicken switches, and go home in reverse like a bass plug, leaving you to bob around in the ocean and trying to sail back to port.


Wait wait....

Are you telling me a smooth down the front like a Ken doll nuke ET dares to lump this God like Electrical Operator in with water sucking, O2 depleting, CO2 producing, rack burned conners? I'm offended good sir.

In fact, I'm so offended, that I should blow the reactor bolts and make my escape in the CO's minisub. Say hello to King Neptonis Rex for me.

Eh.
EO. Coner. So hard to tell apart.

Neptunus Rex and I are old buds. Tell ya what - Go ahead and blow the bolts. Us real salts will sit around, drink whisky, and tell tall tales. You can go back home and tell everyone what great time you're missing.

Edit:
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Hey, keep it down over there, you two squids! Go cross the equator again or something! Big smile

Hush, polywog, or you'll get another dose of 'truth serum.'


Oh yeah?

Well...... your momma dresses you funny.

Surrender is still your slightly less painful option.

Marie Hartinez
Aries Munitions and Defense
#1671 - 2013-04-05 23:09:52 UTC
Graygor wrote:
Damn submariners.

We tread heads fight real wars!


Any one who would willingly ride in a tank is truly insane. And weird. Probably crazy too.

Surrender is still your slightly less painful option.

Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#1672 - 2013-04-07 05:00:39 UTC
Next time, do not get your hair implants from the janitor's mop.

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content

Drone Rogue
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#1673 - 2013-04-07 14:30:28 UTC
You look like a douche with your indoor shades.
Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1674 - 2013-04-07 15:51:39 UTC
Drone Rogue wrote:
You look like a douche with your indoor shades.


1. Yuck is that algae on the back wall?
2. Buy a shirt
3. That hair style is SOOOO YC110
4. Are those freckles or smudges on my screen?
5. Your lipstick is the same color my mom wore the night she was murdered, bad memories man
6. Are those forehead wrinkles? Get some botox!
7.Your chin is casting a shadow on your neck
8. I like pandas

2/10 would not bang.

Watch_ Fred Fred Frederation_ and stop [u]cryptozoologist[/u]! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it!

Daimon Kaiera
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#1675 - 2013-04-08 09:03:19 UTC
That hair looks SOOOOOO fake.

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Nadia Fey
Perkone
Caldari State
#1676 - 2013-04-08 09:41:50 UTC
Thou artless ,earth-vexing clot pole.
BE GONE from thy sights !!!

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#1677 - 2013-04-09 17:01:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
I don't know why, but somehow you remind me of the Japanese action hero Kamen Rider. Pretty weird, huh?
Aerethir El-Kharisti
#1678 - 2013-04-20 20:05:56 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
I don't know why, but somehow you remind me of the Japanese action hero Kamen Rider. Pretty weird, huh?



I hate you so much my teeth hurt Evil

With great power comes great electricity bill.

Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#1679 - 2013-05-06 08:26:59 UTC
where'd you steal that shirt from?
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#1680 - 2013-05-06 10:15:28 UTC
You look like a punk rocker's roadie who never got the memo about the 80s ending.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.