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Kim Jong IL - a troll ?
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0oO0oOoOo0o
Caldari State
#1 - 2013-04-05 13:38:07 UTC
Is he just trolling or can he actually do some of this things he announces (such as attacking the US with nukes) ?
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#2 - 2013-04-05 13:41:38 UTC
0oO0oOoOo0o wrote:
Is he just trolling or can he actually do some of this things he announces (such as attacking the US with nukes) ?


He's dead, he can't do anything.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
jason hill
Red vs Blue Flight Academy
#3 - 2013-04-05 13:51:53 UTC  |  Edited by: jason hill
its good to see eve peeps are keeping up with which country is run by whom Big smile .BTW tony blair ISNT the current british prime minister ....and george dubya isnt the american president Big smile

BTW ...NK is currently run by some absurd little fat bloke in a boiler suit Big smile
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#4 - 2013-04-05 14:01:08 UTC
I think you mean Kim Jong Un

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Buhhdust Princess
Mind Games.
#5 - 2013-04-05 14:09:31 UTC
Micheal Dietrich wrote:
I think you mean Kim Jong Un


Kim Jong Il isn't dead, he's just hiding.
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#6 - 2013-04-05 14:15:02 UTC
Buhhdust Princess wrote:
Micheal Dietrich wrote:
I think you mean Kim Jong Un


Kim Jong Il isn't dead, he's just hiding.



Nah, he is working with Elvis and Jim Morisson in a diner Miami.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#7 - 2013-04-05 14:20:58 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
0oO0oOoOo0o wrote:
Is he just trolling or can he actually do some of this things he announces (such as attacking the US with nukes) ?


He's dead, he can't do anything.

Maybe he's not - maybe he's trolling us?
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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#8 - 2013-04-05 14:34:01 UTC
Why does he want to nuke Austin, Texas anyway? Does he have something against Willie Nelson? Come to think of it, I guess Willie pretty much is the antithesis of North Korean government values. Austin pot-smoking skateboard slackers also.
lilith silverstone
The Arrow Project
#9 - 2013-04-05 14:41:06 UTC
Probably just throwing a temper tantrum cause his dentist told him to stop eating candy
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#10 - 2013-04-05 14:56:52 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Why does he want to nuke Austin, Texas anyway? Does he have something against Willie Nelson? Come to think of it, I guess Willie pretty much is the antithesis of North Korean government values. Austin pot-smoking skateboard slackers also.



You just know that when we finally invade NK and capture Mr. Un, we'll find a "bin Laden Style Pleasure Palace" with pornography and lube jars laying about.

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#11 - 2013-04-05 15:08:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Why does he want to nuke Austin, Texas anyway? Does he have something against Willie Nelson? Come to think of it, I guess Willie pretty much is the antithesis of North Korean government values. Austin pot-smoking skateboard slackers also.



You just know that when we finally invade NK and capture Mr. Un, we'll find a "bin Laden Style Pleasure Palace" with pornography and lube jars laying about.

And cake, lots of cake.

From what I can gather, NK doesn't have any missiles with the range to actually reach the continental US

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#12 - 2013-04-05 15:09:44 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Why does he want to nuke Austin, Texas anyway? Does he have something against Willie Nelson? Come to think of it, I guess Willie pretty much is the antithesis of North Korean government values. Austin pot-smoking skateboard slackers also.



You just know that when we finally invade NK and capture Mr. Un, we'll find a "bin Laden Style Pleasure Palace" with pornography and lube jars laying about.

Well I bet that's not far from the truth. His dad had a harem made up of North Korea's most beautiful actresses and singers. Supplemented by a few actresses kidnapped from South Korea. What a pathetic creep.
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#13 - 2013-04-05 15:25:13 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Why does he want to nuke Austin, Texas anyway? Does he have something against Willie Nelson? Come to think of it, I guess Willie pretty much is the antithesis of North Korean government values. Austin pot-smoking skateboard slackers also.



You just know that when we finally invade NK and capture Mr. Un, we'll find a "bin Laden Style Pleasure Palace" with pornography and lube jars laying about.

Well I bet that's not far from the truth. His dad had a harem made up of North Korea's most beautiful actresses and singers. Supplemented by a few actresses kidnapped from South Korea. What a pathetic creep.



And the man loved his Hennessy

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Hells Merc
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2013-04-05 16:44:40 UTC
Nukes, blast and radiation is the very last thing you have to worry about.

Small yield nuclear device detonated 300mile above the center of the USA could fry just about
most emp unprotected electronic devices in the USA.

There was a recent bill that a rino killed that would of made efforts to help prevent the full effects of an emp attack or solar flare.

Considering no power, no transport etc it is estimated in the USA that 90% of people would be dead in the first year.
Starvation, cold, disease, just think the dark ages and your close.

The above could well just as well happen from solar flare activity as well.
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#15 - 2013-04-05 17:25:46 UTC
Hells Merc wrote:

Considering no power, no transport etc it is estimated in the USA that 90% of people would be dead in the first year.
Starvation, cold, disease, just think the dark ages and your close.



That would almost be scary if it were true. But it would require us to have no generators, no Army core of engineers, no vehicles before 1970, and we sat on our hands for that entire year.

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#16 - 2013-04-05 17:27:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Hells Merc wrote:
Nukes, blast and radiation is the very last thing you have to worry about.

Small yield nuclear device detonated 300mile above the center of the USA could fry just about
most emp unprotected electronic devices in the USA.

There was a recent bill that a rino killed that would of made efforts to help prevent the full effects of an emp attack or solar flare.

Considering no power, no transport etc it is estimated in the USA that 90% of people would be dead in the first year.
Starvation, cold, disease, just think the dark ages and your close.

The above could well just as well happen from solar flare activity as well.


TGIF! Big smile
Well, extremely OT here, but I bet tardigrades a.k.a. water bears would survive. Compared to them, a cockroach is a fragile wuss. Consider this:
Tardigrades can withstand temperatures from just above absolute zero to well above the boiling point of water.
They can survive pressures greater than any found in the deepest ocean trenches.
They have lived through the vacuum of outer space.
They can survive solar radiation, gamma radiation, ionic radiation— at doses hundreds of times higher than would kill a person.
They can go without food or water for nearly 10 years, drying out to the point where they are 3% or less water, only to rehydrate, forage, and reproduce.
And they're also kind of adorable.
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#17 - 2013-04-05 17:47:28 UTC  |  Edited by: silens vesica
Hells Merc wrote:
Nukes, blast and radiation is the very last thing you have to worry about.

Small yield nuclear device detonated 300mile above the center of the USA could fry just about
most emp unprotected electronic devices in the USA.

There was a recent bill that a rino killed that would of made efforts to help prevent the full effects of an emp attack or solar flare.

Considering no power, no transport etc it is estimated in the USA that 90% of people would be dead in the first year.
Starvation, cold, disease, just think the dark ages and your close.

The above could well just as well happen from solar flare activity as well.

Solar flare or CME is less likely to do that - possible, but Earth's own magnetosphere is pretty good protection. A high-altitude nuclear device however, is 'inside the armor,' so-to-speak.

Actually though, it'd need to be bigger than a 'small yield' device. And right now, all NK can produce are essentially micro-yield and squibs. Plus, he'd have a damned hard time placing it with his crappy balistic devices.

I'm far more worried abuot what he could do to the economy by simply attempting conventional war against South Korea. We've got a lot of important global economic activitiy tied to South Korea.

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jason hill
Red vs Blue Flight Academy
#18 - 2013-04-05 18:58:07 UTC
Micheal Dietrich wrote:
I think you mean Kim Jong Un




i think we should get a petion up to get him to change his name to kim young un ...

stands to reason when you think about it Big smile
Sodium Canine
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2013-04-05 19:45:56 UTC
Hells Merc wrote:
Considering no power, no transport etc it is estimated in the USA that 90% of people would be dead in the first year.
Starvation, cold, disease, just think the dark ages and your close.

The above could well just as well happen from solar flare activity as well.



Still not over the whole Y2K thing, eh?

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Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#20 - 2013-04-05 20:04:21 UTC
North Korea's 10,000+ artillery tubes is far more scary then their pathetic bombs and amateur rockets.


Hes just a big fat troll for now as far as I'm concerned.

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