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WARNING: Trolls in Jita are Slandering the Good Name of this Legit ISK Doubler!

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Praxis Ginimic
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#41 - 2013-04-01 18:57:50 UTC
Erotica, I am here to announce to you that I am New Eden's first and only legit ISK halver! Pls send me all of your ill gotten gains and I will promptly send back half! Just make sire that you include the tag line "donation" as the reason. You are welcome. Blink
Death ANGLE400
Wolf Pack Industries.
Pandemic Horde
#42 - 2013-04-05 04:08:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Death ANGLE400
SHE WILL CLEAN U DRY!!!! http://imgur.com/gallery/2Ffa7b7/new <----- PROFF SHES A FAKE! SHE WILL CLEAN U OF ISK AND MAKE U THINK SHES GOOD!
Alina Markon
Grand Budapest Hotel
#43 - 2013-04-05 05:15:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Alina Markon
They're the Billy Mays of Jita minus the heart attack.

+1
Shiho Weitong
Yeet and Yoink Inc.
Heirs To The Pleasurehub
#44 - 2013-04-05 05:47:23 UTC
Meh, I dunno. I kinda like walking into scams to see if they prepared it decently. I was expecting some lame excuses and random slander thrown against me when i ousted the scam.

100m became 200m

1B became 3B

Seemed legit, so I left sorely disappointed.
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#45 - 2013-04-05 06:37:34 UTC
Anya Klibor
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#46 - 2013-04-05 08:16:45 UTC
I'm a firm believer that if your character looks like a ******* clown chick, daddy loves to frequently in the evening.

Leadership is something you learn. Maybe one day, you'll learn that.
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#47 - 2013-04-05 09:16:19 UTC
I was once a legit ISK doubler in Dodixie. Gave away a few hundred million.

I was known to accidentally misclick and put some ISK on bounties instead of wallets, however. Careless, I know.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
Buhhdust Princess
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
#48 - 2013-04-05 14:19:33 UTC
Rex Aparte wrote:
As a result of this thread, I took it upon myself to get to the bottom of it all. As with any good detective work, I decided to begin at the beginning. Since isk doubling is a well known scam, someone making a legit business out of it seemed sketchy at best. How would one even attempt it? Delving into my target's bio, I found my answer: rules. It appeared on the outside that this was more than your average "send me some isk and I'll double it" scheme. I thought to myself, "self, can you follow some simple rules? If not we need to scrap this right now." Self said to me, "Let's do the damn thang." I transferred a cool 1 billion isk in from my main and the fun began. I logged in and began the process of decoding the intricate rules of this Most Dangerous Game. 50-500m isk get 2x back. 600m-1b get 3x back! 3-5b get 5x back! "WOW" I said, my lust for free isk overcoming me. But wait, what's that in the fine print... Each investment must be at least (this is important) 2x what you received just prior, 3 investments per player. Time to dance the dance. I mapped out my conquest, If my first donation is 100m I'd get 200m back. Okay, so 100m out, 200m in. Then I suppose jump to 600m, which is at least 2x 200m, get 1.8b back? So now I need to invest at least 2x 1.8b or 3.6b+. Hmm, seems I would be a little short on isk, but hey, that's what a main is for,correct? Another 1.3b later and I'm back in the game. 3.6b out, holy ****: 18 BILLION in! Remember, this is all in my head. Do I have the cajones to go through with this? Quadruple checking my work, I am sure I am playing by the rules. Here goes nothing...

100m out
200m in!
so far so good

jump it up to 600m
1.8b in!

now for the money maker
3.6 (gulp) billion out
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18 billion in. Suddenly I was space rich.

As Walter Sobchak might say, "This is not Nam. There are rules." Good Luck.


Your maths, is incredible sir.
Premier Sovian
New Sun Ventures
#49 - 2013-04-05 22:00:02 UTC
People actually read Local in Jita?

Learn something new every day.
Agent Trask
Doomheim
#50 - 2013-04-06 16:04:48 UTC
Confirming that she doubled all CODE. ISK after we sent her all of our moneys.

We now have twice as many Cats to gank miners with.


Join the New Order, buy your permit today, and follow the code.

www.minerbumping.com
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#51 - 2013-04-08 01:13:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Sabriz Adoudel
Agent Trask wrote:
Confirming that she doubled all CODE. ISK after we sent her all of our moneys.

We now have twice as many Cats to gank miners with.





That explains the person that purchased 300 Catalysts from me near Dodixie. I think I need more researched Catalyst BPOs.

Erotica 1, do your doubling services extend to said BPOs?

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
Kitiara Stormborn
Silhouette Syndicate
Manifest Destiny.
#52 - 2013-04-12 23:50:58 UTC
I got 100mil out of him/her. Also she/he randomly gave me an armageddon when i was being goofy in jita local. Can't say anything for other peoples stories but I'm happy.
Tsukino Stareine
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#53 - 2013-04-13 00:28:24 UTC
Read the rules, stick to the rules, you will win.

Art of Explosions
Felicity Love
Doomheim
#54 - 2013-04-14 11:22:39 UTC
My ISK was doubled, and then doubled again. I thought to myself "Wow... I can finally take the family on that luxury cruise to NULL !! !"

And a legitimate ISK doubler made it happen ! It's so cool !

It's like all those commercials that offer these crazy devices to remove unwanted hair from intimate places and you think "That's too good to be true, I'll never have a bikini line like all the sexy models on TV..." Cry

But you try it anyway... and it's like a miracle ! Big smile

Thank you, ISK Doubler... Thank you so much. Even my kids say nice things about you now when they see all their friends at school ! ! !

Roll

"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.   ( Pick four, any four. They all smell.  )
Erisu Fujiora
Magma Forge
#55 - 2013-04-14 11:36:39 UTC
"If something looks too good to be true, then it is".
Kenpo
The Guardians of the Beam
#56 - 2013-04-14 14:28:31 UTC
This thread and some of its replies are amusing.

Caution, rubber gloves and faceshield required when handling this equipment.
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#57 - 2013-04-14 17:03:13 UTC
Erisu Fujiora wrote:
"If something looks too good to be true, then it is".

One must only have belief, and faries will be there to be found in the garden.

Concord Approved Trader
culo duro
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#58 - 2013-04-15 06:22:31 UTC
Erisu Fujiora wrote:
"If something looks too good to be true, then it is".


You look like you could use some sun.

I've starting blogging http://www.epvpc.blogspot.com 
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#59 - 2013-04-15 07:28:40 UTC
If I had a kitten for every person that has slandered Erotica 1 in this forum, I could serve a delightful kitten stew to half of EVE's playerbase.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
culo duro
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#60 - 2013-04-15 07:31:47 UTC
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
If I had a kitten for every person that has slandered Erotica 1 in this forum, I could serve a delightful kitten stew to half of EVE's playerbase.


if i had boom booms bounty i'd be even more space rich.

I've starting blogging http://www.epvpc.blogspot.com