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Ninja exploration and the art of trash talk
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Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#1 - 2013-04-04 09:32:35 UTC
Exploration (n): The art of finding combat or science sites with a probe launcher, running them, and maybe getting loot
Ninja Exploration (n): The art of finding combat sites, letting someone else run them, and stealing the loot from under their nose

Just started with this, not so much because it's profitable (my ISK comes from t2 production), but because it's fun. Especially with that Serpentis highsec site that comes up a lot, where the goal is to destroy a building in the second room (possibly ignoring all the rats).

My project at the moment is to use a combination of ninjalooting, passive-aggressively thanking people in local, carebear-staring people (targetting them with safety on) and other tricks to get someone to CONCORDOOKEN their exploration ship taking a shot at me.

Wish me luck.

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Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#2 - 2013-04-04 09:44:46 UTC
Sample chat comments you can use:

"Suddenly, a ninja!"
"I'd like to thank that Ishtar for blowing up all the rats at this site and being kind enough to let me get the expedition"
"Uh, Mr Tengu, you dropped this (link the best module that can drop in that site, even if you ninjaed only a crummy meta 6 passive armor hardener)"

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Jint Hikaru
OffWorld Exploration Inc
#3 - 2013-04-04 11:22:18 UTC
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
Sample chat comments you can use:

"Suddenly, a ninja!"


Nice and original.... Shocked

Jint Hikaru - Miner / Salvager / Explorer / SpaceBum In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Kristopher Rocancourt
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2013-04-04 12:17:48 UTC
where have you been for the past few years?

http://killalliance.co.uk/tears/tears-holeysheet/

Sorrowsong Stenier-Tian
Doomheim
#5 - 2013-04-04 20:20:32 UTC
Amazing trash-talk line:

"you noob lol"

Shakes them to the core every single time.