Crime & Punishment

A thread expressing honesty & humility instead of lying & e-peen waving. EvE kiddies read this and their brains come back with "Does not compute!" I can see them now twitching with their mouth's hanging open (bits of hot pocket crumb falling off their quivering lips and onto the floor with the rest of the trash) and saying to their screens "WTF... I must moar troll! I must show my infinite leetness wit moar troll! Blablegarble!" Their innumerable zits bursting with volcanic puss from the sheer tension of their faces as they wail into their keyboard about how their "leet skillz" would never allow them to make such a pubbie mistake because they were born uber-leet-PvP gods and this clearly makes them a higher form of life than those who admit their mortality to the world. In the darkness the cold glare of the monitor reflects of their watery, souless eyes as they quickly start reaching for their totally leetarific gank catalyst builds to show the OP how superior their intellects are by demonstrating this amazing copy/paste of a template that's been passed around more than their younger sister back in middle school.