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The MD Elite - now accepting applications

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RAW23
#1 - 2011-10-30 14:18:01 UTC
The question is often asked: 'Who are the MD Elite?'


Well, now you can answer that question definitively. If you would like to join this prestigious and honoured body simply send an application in-game to The MD Elite [MDISK] along with a processing fee of 100mil isk and you will be inducted into this ancient organisation within 24 hours. Scammers need not apply (unless they are particularly elite).

Benefits include:
ArrowThe respect and awe of your fellow man.
ArrowThe ability, nay the duty, to talk down to anyone who has spent less time whoring MD than you.
ArrowThe right to support and facilitate the next big scam.

The MD Elite also maintains a discrete yet luxurious club-house in Jita 4-4 where members will be waited on hand and foot by the penniless slobs of New Eden. Here you will gather together with your fellow tycoons to plot your financial advancement and the general detriment of the rest of mankind. In the Adam Smith bar you will be able to enjoy the pleasures of hot and cold running isk whilst monitoring your financial empire on our antique brass ticker.

Membership of The MD Elite is capped at 200 in perpetuity. So don't delay! Become elite today!

There are two types of EVE player:

those who believe there are two types of EVE player and those who do not.
Roguehalo
Roguehalo Ship Brokers
#2 - 2011-10-30 18:38:05 UTC
I've sent you 5b
RAW23
#3 - 2011-10-30 20:12:24 UTC  |  Edited by: RAW23
Roguehalo wrote:
I've sent you 5b


In celebration of this very generous (and real Shocked) donation the archive room in our club-house will be renamed 'The Roguehalo Reading Room'. A life-sized marble and gilt statue of a weeping failed investment scammer entering a biomassing machine will be dedicated in his honour and will stand on a dias behind the eve-search terminal in honour of our donor's achievements in the field of eliteness. Emblazoned on a brass plaque on the plinth will be the immortal words:

Roguehalo wrote:

So my message to Cosmoray is this :-

You're a w*nker, a d*ckhead, a pr*ck an ar*sehole.....

Are you getting the message here? Who cares what you do?


'Beauty is truth, truth beauty'.

There are two types of EVE player:

those who believe there are two types of EVE player and those who do not.
Florestan Bronstein
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2011-10-30 20:52:05 UTC
RAW23 wrote:
Roguehalo wrote:

So my message to Cosmoray is this :-

You're a w*nker, a d*ckhead, a pr*ck an ar*sehole.....

Are you getting the message here? Who cares what you do?


'Beauty is truth, truth beauty'.

I propose that the honorary title "Aristocrat" be bestowed upon Roguehalo.
Breaker77
Reclamation Industries
#5 - 2011-10-30 22:49:44 UTC
Doesn't being an auditor count towards the payment fee? I've waded in way more than 100 mil ISK worth of **** for the stuff I've put up with Sad
Mantra Achura
Stammtisch
#6 - 2011-10-30 23:13:56 UTC
So just 100 mill is needed to enter the club and one is prestigious?

That's easy... Roll
Gatan Hahran
Brukterer
#7 - 2011-10-31 08:28:04 UTC
members should wear a monocle
Kethas Protagonist
Protagonist Ventures
#8 - 2011-10-31 08:35:28 UTC
Actually, monocles should aspire to wear MD Elite members.
T'amber Anomandari Demaleon
#9 - 2011-10-31 10:39:27 UTC
i've always wanted to be apart of your community and I thank you for this oppurtunity to join it.
I'm sadly poor but will be expecting an influx of money when people donate to my free event fund.

www.shipsofeve.com
RAW23
#10 - 2011-10-31 12:29:48 UTC
Florestan Bronstein wrote:
RAW23 wrote:
Roguehalo wrote:

So my message to Cosmoray is this :-

You're a w*nker, a d*ckhead, a pr*ck an ar*sehole.....

Are you getting the message here? Who cares what you do?


'Beauty is truth, truth beauty'.

I propose that the honorary title "Aristocrat" be bestowed upon Roguehalo.


Seconded and carried! Voting is quick when there is only one MD Elite.


Breaker77 wrote:
Doesn't being an auditor count towards the payment fee? I've waded in way more than 100 mil ISK worth of **** for the stuff I've put up with Sad



Established auditors will have their processing fee waived thanks to the newly formed 'Roguehalo (Aristocrat) Scholarship Fund'. The only condition is that you provide one free audit a year which will be submitted to the club archives and to which only club members will have access.


Julian Koll wrote:
can someone lend me 100m Isk? I'm kinda short atm...


Since the MD Elite are never wrong when spotting a scam I can happily lend you 100mil from club funds. Simply submit your 200mil Loan Application Processing fee and the isk will be with you by the end of the day.

There are two types of EVE player:

those who believe there are two types of EVE player and those who do not.
Cloe Toombs
Perkone
Caldari State
#11 - 2011-10-31 19:54:36 UTC
May I point out
Selene D'Celeste
The D'Celeste Trading Company
ISK Six
#12 - 2011-10-31 23:25:59 UTC
Worst thread ever.

Visit www.eohpoker.com and enjoy EVE's oldest ISK gaming service!
Block Ukx
420 Enterprises.
#13 - 2011-11-01 01:35:39 UTC



Wrong Forum.
Celeste Benal
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2011-11-01 07:52:10 UTC
Greetings to the MD Elite.

With only a modest 200M isk loan for skillbooks and seed capital from an itinerant nulsec mercenary I ran into in Aokinen, I was able to grow my small solo venture into the a multi-billion isk success in a mere 6 months. (True story.)

Can I be your friend?

Kind Regards,
Celeste Benal
CCP Phantom
C C P
C C P Alliance
#15 - 2011-11-01 16:43:03 UTC  |  Edited by: CCP Phantom
Off topic posts removed.

CCP Phantom - Senior Community Developer