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Causalitii Eullon

Catalyst Consortium

Likes received: 6

#1 - 2011-10-31 03:57:52 UTC | Edited by: Causalitii Eullon

For those of you who are having the LOL's of your lives I'm glad you have enjoyed all the tears in the CnP forum.

Goons want your isk so either blow them up or just don't give them the satisfaction of your tears :)
Before all the carebears out there freak out I just want you to know I have also been scammed by goons as well before but I'm not crying, I just should have seen it coming.

No I don't like griefers or scammers or mittens (good csm but a dirty player lol) but I can appreciate all the entertainment goons provide the rest of us browsing the forums.

Just curious if there are more non goons out there who also appreciate some of the vile things they do :)

Trolling welcome, gotta love free bumps and more lawlz :3

Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State 225
flank steak Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State Likes received: 225	#2 - 2011-10-31 04:03:14 UTC 1 what teh newb


Causalitii Eullon Catalyst Consortium Likes received: 6	#3 - 2011-10-31 04:04:49 UTC Speaking of trolls...


flank steak Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State Likes received: 225	#4 - 2011-10-31 04:09:45 UTC 2 Harro, big-uh time-uh Goon preshidant heah. You wanna to rent space? Ok just orda big sushi meal and we give you space! ROROROR SIRRY AMERICANS I stohl yur isk and you no get sushi, OR space!!

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Running Clam Likes received: 22	#5 - 2011-10-31 04:11:56 UTC 2 Really now?

Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 510
Killstealing Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic Likes received: 510	#6 - 2011-10-31 07:21:04 UTC 1 Nay ma'am, goons certainly are no scammers. In fact, I have done business with many of them and I do say, what honourable gentlemen are they! As for you, allegations for no reason other than to besmudge reputation.. tsk, tsk. I think it is you who is the villain here.

Barbara Nichole

Royal Amarr Institute

Amarr Empire

Likes received: 702

#7 - 2011-10-31 07:22:16 UTC

flank steak wrote:

Harro, big-uh time-uh Goon preshidant heah. You wanna to rent space? Ok just orda big sushi meal and we give you space!

ROROROR SIRRY AMERICANS

I stohl yur isk and you no get sushi, OR space!!

what?

- remove the cloaked from local; free intel is the real problem, not "afk" cloaking -

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Red Phoenix Rising 25
Syns Akachi Red Phoenix Rising Likes received: 25	#8 - 2011-10-31 07:57:14 UTC they are role models for young capsuleers but i will not be fooled by them !

Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State 1,164
Sverige Pahis Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State Likes received: 1,164	#9 - 2011-10-31 08:22:07 UTC 1 Barbara Nichole wrote: flank steak wrote: Harro, big-uh time-uh Goon preshidant heah. You wanna to rent space? Ok just orda big sushi meal and we give you space! ROROROR SIRRY AMERICANS I stohl yur isk and you no get sushi, OR space!! what? Confirming we're all far-eastern asian stereotypes.

Cerisia

Red Phoenix Rising

Likes received: 1,138

#10 - 2011-10-31 08:30:08 UTC

Causalitii Eullon wrote:

Just curious if there are more non goons out there who also appreciate some of the vile things they do :)

Actually yes I do.

They've provided entertainment for me, whether it be the news of their wars in null, the break up of BoB or indeed when their ex Ceo forgot to pay their own sov bills.

Each time they scam some idiot I have a laugh and can't believe that they've got away with it again, the numpty they took for billions was pure class.

The Ice War has added much needed depth to the game at a time when everybody was obssesed with Incarna and how fail that was, giving the game much needed life.

I actually think the game would be quite dull without their shenanigans.

Would I trust one?

No.... Big smile

This space for rent..

Immemorial Coalescence Administration Immemorial Coalescence 2,007
Akrasjel Lanate Immemorial Coalescence Administration Immemorial Coalescence Likes received: 2,007	#11 - 2011-10-31 09:18:25 UTC Confirming that goons are scamers. CEO of Lanate Industries Citizen of Solitude

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Via Shivon Likes received: 56	#12 - 2011-10-31 09:48:54 UTC Akrasjel Lanate wrote: Confirming that goons are scamers. NO WAY!

Nuclear Arms Exchange Inc. 1,144
Tallian Saotome Nuclear Arms Exchange Inc. Likes received: 1,144	#13 - 2011-10-31 10:11:51 UTC 2 This thread is much funnier guys. Been scammed repeatedly, and is still posting songs on youtube to mittens, and has obtained his REAL LIFE PHONE NUMBER!!!!!!11111 Inappropriate signature removed, CCP Phantom.

Charanista Vaurenta

Vaurenta Imports and Exports Enterprises

Likes received: 9

#14 - 2011-11-04 04:31:27 UTC | Edited by: Charanista Vaurenta

Causalitii Eullon wrote:

Just curious if there are more non goons out there who also appreciate some of the vile things they do :)

Yes, actually, I do appreciate them.
They do provide entertainment, and they provide content in Eve. Take the ice embargo, for instance. People are either going with it, and helping blow up miners, or people are at least trying to organize and either fight back or avoid the damage inflicted. Either way, people are reacting. Goons cannot be trusted, and are often quite vile, but they give us something to either love or hate!
Personally, I hate them... and I thank them for giving me a nearly ever-present "bad guy" to hate. :)
Thanks, Goons!

Edit: Oops! I practically said the same thing that Cerisia did. lol! -1 originality for me!

Arcana Imperii Ltd. 3,740
FloppieTheBanjoClown Arcana Imperii Ltd. Likes received: 3,740	#15 - 2011-11-04 04:34:02 UTC 1 Funny, I'd have thought with a group identity of "goons" they'd be fine, upstanding people, paragons of virtue, and defenders of truth and justice. Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.

Venus Vermillion

Imperial Shipment

Amarr Empire

Likes received: 472

#16 - 2011-11-04 04:58:22 UTC

FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:

Funny, I'd have thought with a group identity of "goons" they'd be fine, upstanding people, paragons of virtue, and defenders of truth and justice.

You would be correct, sir.

We named ourselves with great ~irony~. Much like we call ourselves homosexual ******** neckbeard virgins. None of it is true, including that we are scammers. We are fine, upstanding businesspersons who have had our reputation muddied by our enemies out of spite.

Causalitii Eullon

Catalyst Consortium

Likes received: 6

#17 - 2011-11-04 05:04:30 UTC

FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:

Funny, I'd have thought with a group identity of "goons" they'd be fine, upstanding people, paragons of virtue, and defenders of truth and justice.

this is true, don't forget all the other wacky names though. Usually the most sinister and intimidating names are the newbies pilots and the random ass names like super buntugawa ninja warriors are actually good Hehe

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Officer Nyota Uhura Likes received: 384	#18 - 2011-11-04 05:15:38 UTC When I were on my travels at the end of the universe, I heard an old, wrinkled one-eyed man tell me a story about a decent goon; a good person. So somewhere there might be one, after all.

Viziam Amarr Empire 2,561
Ladie Harlot Viziam Amarr Empire Likes received: 2,561	#19 - 2011-11-04 09:03:40 UTC Babby Jesus will forgive all of you telling lies about our space guild. The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.