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GoatChops
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#21 - 2013-03-11 22:47:29 UTC
Ladies and Gentlemen,

I have a story to relate to you all, a story about a young space goat stripped of his carebearish tenancies and thrust into the dark world of factional warfare and piracy. Alas this story is too long for a single post in the recruitment forums...so I will made multiple post over the course of the next week or so!

If you would like to hear the story ahead of time join "s0re" chat in game! while you are there why don't you talk to one of our recruiters about s0re's 3 step PvP program

1. Fit a Venture mining frigate with tech II blasters
2. Loiter in an asteroid belt in low sec
3. Troll face when pirate warps in to tackle you Twisted

Disclaimer: s0re takes no responsibility for any explosions inflected against any carebear orientated activity you may be undertaking whilst flying with us.
GoatChops
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#22 - 2013-03-12 23:59:33 UTC
A Space Goat: Part 1

When I was a young space goat I was very much a "Carebear" I did industry work in high sec and initially at least I was very "risk adverse". My very first major goal in eve was simple -> Faction fit Battleship!

I achieved this fairly quickly and then like a lot of carebears started to look at ways to maximize my ISK per hour. I started a corp of mine own, used my at that point high standings with Caldari to put up a tower in high sec and recruited a few industry minded people.

And that believe it or not is what started me on the road toward becoming a PvPer.


Join "s0re" chat in game to talk to one of our recruiters about what s0re gets up to!
GoatChops
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#23 - 2013-03-14 01:31:15 UTC  |  Edited by: GoatChops
A Space Goat: Part 2

The industrial stuff started as you would expect. We did level 4s, salvaged them and mined them out if they had some decent ores. Everything we collected went directly into making tech II drones, rigs and frigates. It was golden age of industrial wealth for us but what to do with all the ISK we were making?

Answer: Low security space

We had the cash coming in to cover loses so what we figured the risk was worth the potential rewards. We started ducking into low sec to do scanning sites, level 5 missions and the odd bit of mining. Through a heap of research and organization in regards to PvP we worked out some good avoidance methods, and at first we would run from a fight rather then take it on.

We only got ganked in missions twice over all. Considering our lack of PvP knowledge and the shear amount of missions/scanning/mining we did in low sec we were impressed by this. We were also making more ISK again and had nothing to really spend it on...so maybe...you know... we could try PvP?

Join "s0re" chat in game for more of my crappy story telling! Whilst you are there why don't you talk to one of our recruiters about s0re, pee vee pee and Eve in general! All timezones welcome!
GoatChops
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#24 - 2013-03-15 02:07:19 UTC
A Space Goat: Part 3

Suffice to say we failed...hard... The main issue we had was actually getting someone to fight us. We had about 5 of us in whatever we personally felt comfortable losing. Some suicide tackle frigates and BCs mainly. On our second roam ever we got horribly murdered by a Pirate Maelstrom that was shield booster fit. He killed us 4 on 1.

To our credit we all stayed until the bitter end and no body lost a pod, but you talk about moral crushing. The pirate joined a convo with us after the fact and answered a few questions we had the first being

Da **** you fitting?
Answer: Dead space shield booster/crystal implants and blue pill (that apparently he didn't use)

Second Question: Da **** how do we beat that.
Answer: Practice

That made us feel a bit better about ourselves since we were very new to PvP and he was clearly every experienced!


Join "s0re" chat in game today and ask s0re recruiters to please stop goat telling this painful story! While you are there why don't you talk to one of them about joining s0re!
GoatChops
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#25 - 2013-03-29 03:22:21 UTC  |  Edited by: GoatChops
Yay Recruitment is back open! If you would like to join in a crazy spacegoat in space then join "s0re" chat ingame today!

While you are there why dont you ask about our newest product - Gimp suits with built in penetrators!

"Why just be a Gimp when you can be s0re Gimp"

All timezones are welcome but we are really keen for some new Aussie/Kiwi blood!
GoatChops
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#26 - 2013-03-31 23:40:56 UTC
Still keen for players from all timzones!

Join "s0re" chat in game today for more info!
SaltyandSweet
Oblivion Watch
HYDRA RELOADED
#27 - 2013-04-01 00:23:21 UTC
join these guys if you never wanna fight =]
also PROcurers

Im So Baller I Buy Plex Cuz im too lazy to do PVE!
GoatChops
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#28 - 2013-04-02 00:56:57 UTC  |  Edited by: GoatChops
SaltyandSweet wrote:
join these guys if you never wanna fight =]
also PROcurers


Rollhttp://www.s0re.net/kb/?a=home

Join "s0re" chat in game today! Help us paint our kill board red....if you manage to paint it a bit green in the process all the better!


Especially interested in Aussie TZ pilots.
Mr Marbles Marbles
Blackjack and Exotic Dancers
Top Tier
#29 - 2013-04-02 04:57:28 UTC
GoatChops wrote:
SaltyandSweet wrote:
join these guys if you never wanna fight =]
also PROcurers


Rollhttp://www.s0re.net/kb/?a=home

Join "s0re" chat in game today! Help us paint our kill board red....if you manage to paint it a bit green in the process all the better!


Especially interested in Aussie TZ pilots.

im not one to usually jump sides but your killboard shows alot of blob warfare, care to show anything else?
also i found this gem Nice Abso
explain?
GoatChops
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#30 - 2013-04-02 07:27:06 UTC  |  Edited by: GoatChops
Mr Marbles Marbles wrote:

im not one to usually jump sides but your killboard shows alot of blob warfare, care to show anything else?


And yet you did exactly that heh. Cries of "blob!" are used so often (by both sides) that I tend to just ignore it from both parties now P. No I dont care to show you anything else. I'm fairly sure you would find fault with anything I posted or failing that trawl through our killboard looking for something you could post (with or without context) to make us look bad

[segue] Which brings me to your second question...

Mr Marbles Marbles wrote:

also i found this gem Nice Abso
explain?


hmmm I'm not seeing what is to explain...I guess he wanted to fly his abso and he lost it?? I dont think it should really matter to anyone so long as people are enjoying themselves. If he didn't enjoy himself the guys that got the kill did Smile
SaltyandSweet
Oblivion Watch
HYDRA RELOADED
#31 - 2013-04-02 19:31:47 UTC
oh goat were just giving you crap haha,
heres a bump for some good guys, also theres a vid that shows pred being so mad when he lost the abso.
He Mad

Im So Baller I Buy Plex Cuz im too lazy to do PVE!
GoatChops
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#32 - 2013-04-03 00:04:43 UTC  |  Edited by: GoatChops
SaltyandSweet wrote:
oh goat were just giving you crap haha,
heres a bump for some good guys, also theres a vid that shows pred being so mad when he lost the abso.
He Mad


And here I was trying to answer what I thought were trolls as constructively as possible Sad Evil Minnie's teasing a poor defenseless space goat...

That video was gold -> "if you guys actually die to a PROcurer I'm going to smack you"

Join "s0re" chat in game if you want to learn the secret space goat art of dieing to mining barges.

http://www.s0re.net/kb/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=4294


Especially interested in Aussie/kiwi pilots.
GoatChops
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#33 - 2013-04-03 22:58:55 UTC
Recruitment is still open! Join "s0re" chat today for fun sexy timez...and to ask about joining to corp...but mainly for sexy times.
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