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My friend needs clothes...

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joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#341 - 2013-04-01 17:19:49 UTC
If you choose one companion as your favorite over the rest of your companions, is she the "frozen chosen"??
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#342 - 2013-04-01 19:00:56 UTC
OP just won EVE.
Robot Robot
Plate of Beans Incorporated
#343 - 2013-04-01 23:57:21 UTC
This is basically the one way to validate Aurum.
Degren
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#344 - 2013-04-02 00:11:00 UTC
supernova ranger
The End of Eternity
#345 - 2013-04-02 00:18:37 UTC
Ok so I'm sorry if I offend people here... But I'm unimaginably disturbed, are we saying that you want your nice 70 inch screen to be replaced with a wall of dead people?!? Be it fashionable dead people... But dead people none the less...

Is the quote "I see dead people" appropriate here? I'm pretty sure I missed it in the thread cause it should be there.

I'd also like to add that this is sounding an awful lot like the debates over avatars having make-up / lady products on their faces, which strangely enough was brought up and fought over by guys... Though it wasn't about dead people, it was just as viral.
Seranova Farreach
Biomass Negative
#346 - 2013-04-02 07:22:16 UTC
i have my own harem of frozen chosen's

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Tuttomenui II
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#347 - 2013-04-02 20:42:48 UTC
Capsule Companion for the Lonely Man - or Woman?Twisted

Confirming my product line needs clothing, So I can extend into the dress up market.
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#348 - 2013-04-03 19:32:14 UTC
supernova ranger wrote:
Ok so I'm sorry if I offend people here... But I'm unimaginably disturbed, are we saying that you want your nice 70 inch screen to be replaced with a wall of dead people?!? Be it fashionable dead people... But dead people none the less...

Is the quote "I see dead people" appropriate here? I'm pretty sure I missed it in the thread cause it should be there.

I'd also like to add that this is sounding an awful lot like the debates over avatars having make-up / lady products on their faces, which strangely enough was brought up and fought over by guys... Though it wasn't about dead people, it was just as viral.


Screen? pssh. And there are no dead people. Just some unlucky people here that got spaced. By my guns. These are companions for the lonely times out in space.
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#349 - 2013-04-08 00:17:39 UTC
Sad news. Due to a mixup in a contract, I lost Chloe on the open market, along with my slightly used Dramiel. So now, I am on the market.

If you would like to contribute to my dating life, please deposit your choice for my new companion in Jita 4-4.

I will pay 5 million for the corpse I choose as my latest love. Please Eve-mail me a story that details the personality and attractive features of the companion you are giving me. I will make my choice in one week's time.

Of course, either way, due to the fact that I'm going to have tons of companions, whoever I choose as my number one companion will have to learn how to share me.

So, again: contact to me in Jita 4-4, Evemail me a story about the companion, and if you win, I'll give you 5 mil.

Female companions only, please. I'm not into that other stuff.
Lord Battlestar
CALIMA COLLABORATIVE
Atrox Urbanis Respublique Abundatia
#350 - 2013-04-08 05:18:10 UTC
hahaha I love this thread

I once podded myself by blowing a huge fart.
Ahurasia
Underwriters Laboratories
Goonswarm Federation
#351 - 2013-04-08 21:41:04 UTC
I would like to offer my corpse but you would have to come collect it Twisted
MItchell Jensen
The Black Widow Company.
#352 - 2013-04-09 06:37:33 UTC
joelinux wrote:
I'm not into that other stuff.


I am shocked by this, particularly because you've been so significantly openminded as to enter into a more or less romantic relationship with a corpse.

I'll put in my submission before downtime.

CCP Dropbear: rofl

edit: ah crap, dev account. Oh well, official rofl at you sir.
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#353 - 2013-04-16 17:00:43 UTC
MItchell Jensen wrote:
joelinux wrote:
I'm not into that other stuff.


I am shocked by this, particularly because you've been so significantly openminded as to enter into a more or less romantic relationship with a corpse.

I'll put in my submission before downtime.


What can I say? I'm a man of specific tastes...
MItchell Jensen
The Black Widow Company.
#354 - 2013-04-24 20:01:26 UTC
joelinux wrote:
MItchell Jensen wrote:
joelinux wrote:
I'm not into that other stuff.


I am shocked by this, particularly because you've been so significantly openminded as to enter into a more or less romantic relationship with a corpse.

I'll put in my submission before downtime.


What can I say? I'm a man of specific tastes...

Also I lied I forgot to send in my submission.

What's her name? :D

CCP Dropbear: rofl

edit: ah crap, dev account. Oh well, official rofl at you sir.
DeLindsay
Galaxies Fall
#355 - 2013-04-24 23:47:50 UTC
This is full of WIN,

The Operative: "There are a lot of innocent people being killed in the air right now".

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: "You have no idea how true that is".
Melvin Frigby
Undersecretary of Pants
#356 - 2013-04-24 23:59:18 UTC
I want to make a sorta Lava Lamp outta Kruul's (and others) DNA. I can see the helix rotating in my dreams.
Patrice Macmahon
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#357 - 2013-04-25 09:10:31 UTC
So to review.....


Trophy Galleries are being proposed here.
Corpse Collection couldbe put on Display

- I like this idea, make it a chamber where you could put 4-6 of your favorite corpses into. their suspended, floating in big glass cylinders (you could use the players existing character modeling) and you can add optional clothing (mind you minimum clothing would automatically be rendered). Mind you, you would have to install the facility into each cabin at a specific station? Only available in low or Null sec (Concord might take exception to this).

- You could also do the floating head scenario as well. Insert corpse into anitem slot, get a floating head in a jar in your main cabin room. Limit 1 jar per person.


Kinda cool.

I personally wanna install an exotic dancer in my captains quarters... Complete with pole and naughty holo vid...

 "Much of this is crystallised in our philosophy, or as others call it "the Intaki Faith". We simply call it Ida - the literal translation is "to consider", and is a good description of the Intaki." 
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#358 - 2013-04-26 00:06:19 UTC
Patrice Macmahon wrote:
So to review.....


Trophy Galleries are being proposed here.
Corpse Collection couldbe put on Display

- I like this idea, make it a chamber where you could put 4-6 of your favorite corpses into. their suspended, floating in big glass cylinders (you could use the players existing character modeling) and you can add optional clothing (mind you minimum clothing would automatically be rendered). Mind you, you would have to install the facility into each cabin at a specific station? Only available in low or Null sec (Concord might take exception to this).

- You could also do the floating head scenario as well. Insert corpse into anitem slot, get a floating head in a jar in your main cabin room. Limit 1 jar per person.


Kinda cool.

I personally wanna install an exotic dancer in my captains quarters... Complete with pole and naughty holo vid...


No...put the pole out in space. And have your companion float alongside it...it's not as active, but they don't talk as much when you bring them back in.
Hoinus
Duty Free Exchange
#359 - 2013-04-26 00:46:04 UTC
Eve is a dark game, it is about time we are allowed to do what we want with our trophies. We need to have dentist chairs and stuff like from the movie hostel.
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#360 - 2013-05-07 20:24:13 UTC
Hoinus wrote:
Eve is a dark game, it is about time we are allowed to do what we want with our trophies. We need to have dentist chairs and stuff like from the movie hostel.


I never thought of the idea of collecting Companions you hate. I must ruminate on this further...