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A fix to fix most problems in eve.
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Doctorkaba
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2013-03-31 14:34:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Doctorkaba
April fools is really close and i should have posted this earlier but here it is:

Every time you activate ANY module, even a ship scanner or mining laser or cyno/doomsday, there should be a VERY small chance that you ship explodes. Now I know what you're thinking, "OMG best idea in the world CCP implement now why would you type anything else lets do this now!" And I can't argue with that fact. All I can do is offer some numbers.

If every modules had a .01% chance to cause your ship to explode, then assuming everyone at this moment (near 40,000) activated a module, then only like 4 people would explode (probably)? That's not much, considering how many people aren't activating modules (combined with the amount of modules someone would activate at one time). I would also suggest that initiating warp would explode your ship in mid warp (no wreck for you!)

See? all problems now fixed!

Want some pvp help? Like to fly small and fast frigates? Then join the in game channel Tenori_Tigers!

Rented
Hunter Heavy Industries
#2 - 2013-03-31 15:13:12 UTC
Ban everyone.
Doctorkaba
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2013-03-31 15:13:57 UTC
there ya go! thinking like a pro!

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McReaction
Jerkasaurus Wrecks Inc.
Sedition.
#4 - 2013-03-31 15:33:41 UTC
SHIP EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE!!!

exploding mid-warp? no thankyou, less explosions for every1 to watch.....

+1Big smile
DataRunner Attor
Doomheim
#5 - 2013-03-31 15:38:40 UTC
McReaction wrote:
SHIP EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE!!!

exploding mid-warp? no thankyou, less explosions for every1 to watch.....

+1Big smile



ship explodes right before warp.

“Point out to me a person who has been harmed by an AFK cloaker and I will point out a person who has no business playing this game.”
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#6 - 2013-03-31 17:11:42 UTC
Another Armageddon Day. Everywhere turned to 0.0 space and then roll back after 24 hours.

How did you Veterans start?
Arronicus
State War Academy
Caldari State
#7 - 2013-03-31 17:32:31 UTC
Shiptoasting should have a 50% chance to be changed and instead posted as something that isn't a waste of everyone's time to read. This thread is just dumb.
Scuzzy Logic
Space Spuds
#8 - 2013-03-31 18:27:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Scuzzy Logic
ShahFluffers wrote:
Another Armageddon Day. Everywhere turned to 0.0 space and then roll back after 24 hours.


I....like this...

Better yet, scramble all gate connections, making autopilot useless and all SOV holders confused as hell when Jita bot freighters start pouring in!