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Silly CSM8 mudslinging thread...

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DarthNefarius
Minmatar Heavy Industries
#1 - 2013-03-30 02:56:11 UTC  |  Edited by: DarthNefarius
Here's a thread where we can all get our ridiculas/outrageous 1 liners out there about the politicians running for CSM8...
nuthin' serious just for laughs & giglez Twisted
Here I'll start: I heard that Psycotic Monk clubs baby seals Lol
An' then Chicken@little.com, he come scramblin outta the    Terminal room screaming "The system's crashing! The system's    crashing!" -Uncle RAMus, 'Tales for Cyberpsychotic Children'
Frying Doom
#2 - 2013-03-30 03:18:53 UTC
DarthNefarius wrote:
Here's a thread where we can all get our ridiculas/outrageous 1 liners out there about the politicians running for CSM8...
Here I'll start: I heard that Psycotic Monk clubs baby seals Lol

Sorry I thought that was a requirement for any politicians.

Next you will be telling me Politicians take bribes.....The Horror...Lol

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!

rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#3 - 2013-03-30 03:20:41 UTC
I take bribes, Solid vote for sale!

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DarthNefarius
Minmatar Heavy Industries
#4 - 2013-03-30 06:01:46 UTC  |  Edited by: DarthNefarius
I heard Mynna gives out free moon goo for votes & reduces the Goons recruitment deposit from 500m to 250m ISKies Shocked
An' then Chicken@little.com, he come scramblin outta the    Terminal room screaming "The system's crashing! The system's    crashing!" -Uncle RAMus, 'Tales for Cyberpsychotic Children'
Frying Doom
#5 - 2013-03-30 06:03:01 UTC
DarthNefarius wrote:
I heard Mynna givrs out free moon goo for votes

No she needs that cash to buy more Miner Bumping shares.

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!

rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#6 - 2013-03-30 06:40:20 UTC
DarthNefarius wrote:
I heard Mynna gives out free moon goo for votes & reduces the Goons recruitment deposit from 500m to 250m ISKies Shocked


Its not free if it takes my vote to get it.

Ah, I see too. Need to lower the deposit so the goons can soak in more pilots quickly to help vote in candidates. So smart.

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