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The weird side of W-space...(Politics, conspiracies and generally weirdness)
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Mattalious
Doomheim
#21 - 2013-03-28 16:35:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Mattalious
Incindir Mauser wrote:
As the Oracle of Bob, he had this to say, "You are an insufferable carebear. I hereby deny you the luxury of My Holy Sites. Also, Babylon 5 rules."


So. You have to remedy this perilous situation you are in. Bob is not happy. The standard appeasement is to fill a Sacred Rifter full of ammo, Quafe, and Exotic Dancers. You must then scan out your chain until you run into a PvP Wormhole corp. Apologize profusely for your wretched carebearing, and agree to fight anyone and everyone willing to meet you 100 clicks from the sun. You must also offer up your pod as a willing sacrifice.

Bob may be inclined to extend you leniency from His Wrath once this is done.

Also you must post your heroic loss mail in this thread.




Oh holy prophet, tho thy will is might and Bob is wise in his ways, alas I beseech thee to postpone thy lust for the sacrifice till the moon does wane in the first day Autumns grasp, for the wallet is empty as the corp was torpid for many moons, and wallets muchly shrunk. Though thy carebearing ways does offend thee, I have hope that the holy ghost of podding and burning will undo the aversion to 'getting stuck in'*.

*Or in other words I do need to get more PvP experience in.


Rek Seven wrote:
"OMG no sigs. I'm freaking out over here dude" Shocked

What?



I shall put it thus:

Due to...shall we say...a rocky past, I deal with anxiety issues on a daily basis. Sometimes they can colour my thought processes, and other times they don't. Yes, W-space is a paranoid and anxiety inducing place to live, so seeming I've come across something I haven't seen in 2 years of living in worm holes, I came onto the forum seeking answers. Why live in W-space when the very nature of the unknown,? Because even with the anxiety that it sometimes spawn I've found a slice of Eve to call my own. Whilst null sec was probably more secure, I'd have to live under someone else's yolk.
Rek Seven
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#22 - 2013-03-28 18:25:21 UTC
Well now i just feel bad Sad

The wishlist is pretty much complete...
Mattalious
Doomheim
#23 - 2013-03-28 19:01:49 UTC
Rek Seven wrote:
Well now i just feel bad Sad



No need to feel bad, you weren't to know the whys and wherefores of why I play the game like I do. I just thought it was best to be honest and give you a reason for why I'm more carebear than W-space buccaneer. I've PvPed a little, and enjoyed it a lot, but anxiety is always going to be there in the background, and a lot of the time it just makes it easier to want to chill out and do carebear stuff. I don't think a lot of people take it on board that carebears are carbears for a reason, and not generally out of choice.

Part of me sees the attraction of going at it in fleets and going pew-pew, but it's up against the part of me that epically fears cocking it up, getting others podded and generally feeling like a tight ball of squishy, tense "Eek"-ness. It just needs...desensitizing. A lot.
Incindir Mauser
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#24 - 2013-03-28 21:33:02 UTC
Mattalious wrote:

Oh holy prophet, tho thy will is might and Bob is wise in his ways, alas I beseech thee to postpone thy lust for the sacrifice till the moon does wane in the first day Autumns grasp, for the wallet is empty as the corp was torpid for many moons, and wallets muchly shrunk. Though thy carebearing ways does offend thee, I have hope that the holy ghost of podding and burning will undo the aversion to 'getting stuck in'*.

*Or in other words I do need to get more PvP experience in.


You need not experience.

Just bravery. And boldness!

Fear not the loss of thine ship or thine pod. For Bob Provides. It is the loss of thine Rifter and Thine Pod that appeases the Great and Mighty Bob.

Once this is done. Bob wilst provideth thou with the Sacred Indulgence of His Holy Sites filled with herds of Rarefied and Salubrious Sleepers.
Gary Bell
Therapy.
The Initiative.
#25 - 2013-03-29 11:44:24 UTC
Maybe someone scanned into you. Did a little research and decided you were a bear so they despawned all your sites.. If this is the case hopefully they left an alt to keep doing so you will go away with your OH MY GERD I CANT MAKE ANY ISK WHINE TEAR WHINE Thread...

PS.. You should find and kill that can

Ayeson for CSM woot..

-End Rant-
Mattalious
Doomheim
#26 - 2013-03-29 14:00:46 UTC
Gary Bell wrote:
Maybe someone scanned into you. Did a little research and decided you were a bear so they despawned all your sites.. If this is the case hopefully they left an alt to keep doing so you will go away with your OH MY GERD I CANT MAKE ANY ISK WHINE TEAR WHINE Thread...

PS.. You should find and kill that can

Ayeson for CSM woot..

-End Rant-




This might count as the single most passive-aggressive political add I've seen.

"I'll demean you, but please still vote for the candidate I favour."

Your people skills may need a bit of brushing up on..
Frying Doom
#27 - 2013-03-29 14:39:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Frying Doom
Mattalious wrote:
Gary Bell wrote:
Maybe someone scanned into you. Did a little research and decided you were a bear so they despawned all your sites.. If this is the case hopefully they left an alt to keep doing so you will go away with your OH MY GERD I CANT MAKE ANY ISK WHINE TEAR WHINE Thread...

PS.. You should find and kill that can

Ayeson for CSM woot..

-End Rant-




This might count as the single most passive-aggressive political add I've seen.

"I'll demean you, but please still vote for the candidate I favour."

Your people skills may need a bit of brushing up on..

Yes he needs to work on more subtle tactics

So Shut your pie hole and vote for who you are told

Or we will send the boys around to get youLol

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!
Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#28 - 2013-03-29 14:43:13 UTC
That sure is a nice...everything you've got there.

Be a shame if something were to...happen to it.

http://www.wormholes.info
Bernie Nator
Seal Club Six
Plug N Play
#29 - 2013-03-29 15:11:49 UTC
Nathan Jameson wrote:
That sure is a nice...everything you've got there.

Be a shame if something were to...happen to it.


I know we're the same person and all, but do you really need to use my quotes? Blink
Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#30 - 2013-03-29 15:32:22 UTC
Bernie Nator wrote:
Nathan Jameson wrote:
That sure is a nice...everything you've got there.

Be a shame if something were to...happen to it.


I know we're the same person and all, but do you really need to use my quotes? Blink


I'll have you know, good sir, I use only the best quotes.

http://www.wormholes.info
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