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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Sheimi Madaveda
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7721 - 2013-03-28 22:26:37 UTC
Why are you sitting in the dark corner mr. troll? You dont want some more?

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Devils Embrace
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7722 - 2013-03-28 22:32:36 UTC
Seconds, my dear?

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Samuel Ourias
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#7723 - 2013-03-29 02:49:52 UTC
Devils Embrace wrote:
Seconds, my dear?



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Qaidan Alenko
Eezo-Lution Inc.
#7724 - 2013-03-29 07:45:41 UTC
Crap... you looked better at 2am... What was your name again?
Go ahead... Get your Wham on!!!
Aerethir El-Kharisti
#7725 - 2013-03-29 19:56:56 UTC
Qaidan Alenko wrote:
Crap... you looked better at 2am... What was your name again?



Hey, you still look good at 2 PM, what was your name again, handsome Marine?

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Totalrx
NA No Assholes
#7726 - 2013-03-29 20:43:24 UTC
"Must chew my arm off without waking it.......must escape......"
Aerethir El-Kharisti
#7727 - 2013-03-30 08:53:48 UTC
Totalrx wrote:
"Must chew my arm off without waking it.......must escape......"



O.O How come I sleep with an arm in my bed?? This looks like a real pod pilot's arm...

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Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#7728 - 2013-03-30 16:44:39 UTC
Next time show Restraint...
Ow....

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Rotten Tuna
VSP Corp.
#7729 - 2013-03-30 21:14:47 UTC
The goggles, they do nothing!
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#7730 - 2013-03-30 21:21:06 UTC
Why does my mouth taste like smelly fish?

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Sparkly Cat
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#7731 - 2013-03-31 02:22:14 UTC
There's some TicTacs on the nightstand my dear. Roll
Kheily Books
Kaltana Industries
#7732 - 2013-03-31 09:47:30 UTC
*wakes up by Sparkly purring, rolling and drooling on the floor*
Jeeez, Kitty...did you found the catnip again? Lol

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Qaidan Alenko
Eezo-Lution Inc.
#7733 - 2013-03-31 17:36:40 UTC
What the hell...

Where have all of the real men gone?
Go ahead... Get your Wham on!!!
Aerethir El-Kharisti
#7734 - 2013-03-31 20:16:29 UTC
Qaidan Alenko wrote:
What the hell...

Where have all of the real men gone?


What the Hell, where have all the real women gone?

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Kristopher Rocancourt
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7735 - 2013-04-01 12:20:07 UTC
how did i wake up in an Iraqi torture cell??

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Lina Alar
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#7736 - 2013-04-01 21:09:58 UTC
Hey! Turn off that light! Oh... that's your hair. Put this hat on...

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Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#7737 - 2013-04-01 21:50:45 UTC
ehmm ... thanks for licking me clean. I guess I dont have to shower then.

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Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7738 - 2013-04-01 21:57:11 UTC
I hope you have bad eyesight because you're really ruining my self esteem looking down there with a monocle!

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Mizz Sunshine
#7739 - 2013-04-01 22:02:56 UTC
EWWW, that blue goo is everywhere now. What is it?
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#7740 - 2013-04-01 22:04:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
Fredfredbug4 wrote:
I hope you have bad eyesight because you're really ruining my self esteem looking down there with a monocle!


Thats a loupe, not a monocle Shocked

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