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HELM liars and now threats lol!

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Silver Chair
Doomheim
#21 - 2013-03-28 18:21:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Silver Chair
Congratulations


Tom, as a member of the Molden Heath Freedom Fighter Coalition, I would like to say congratulations. You Won!

On March 3, 2007 the Molden Heath Freedom Fighter Coalition established an elite school for the bottom ten percent of its pilots. Its purpose was to teach the lost art or space combat and to insure that the handful of men who graduated were not the worst fighter pilots in the universe.

They succeeded.

Today, the Coalition calls it Fighter Weapons School.

The pilots call it:

Molden Heath's School For Pilots That Can't PvP Good And Want To Do Other Things Good Too


Every year, the administration of Molden Heath's School For Pilots That Can't PvP Good And Want To Do Other Things Good Too holds a competition. The winner of that competition has a scholarship named after them. The name of the scholarship is “You Don’t Have to be the Best Pilot in Moden Heath, Just Don’t be Like ________ Scholarship.” They also go on to compete in the finals of the Worst Pilot in Eve competition, the winner of which is biomassed.

You sir, are that winner! The competition was close but with Dism0 leaving MH and you making this post, you are the clear winner.

So what are the qualifications that earned you this honor you say?

Idea 90%+ of forum posts are tolls – Check
Idea 90%+ of local chat is a troll – Check
Idea Local freedom fighters (who you call pirates) think you are a joke – Check
Idea Docks up at the first sign of danger and hides – Check
Idea Calls self a military leader with an almost empty killboard – Check
Idea Leader that lets his pilots fly fits that should self-destruct upon undocking out of respect for pvp - Check

And if my records are correct, it appears this is your 2nd straight year as the winner!

The community as a whole is torn on you being voted off the island. In general we like to clear MH of unworthy pilots such as yourself. But your complete inability to pilot a ship or act like a sane person is what drives us to keep this school running. Without pilots like you, all hope would be lost. You Inspire Us!

Therefore, we will fight in the same system as you (sorry if you are the target). We will die… well.... you will die with you. So truly from the bottom of our hearts, THANK YOU!
Altaen
SoE Roughriders
Electus Matari
#22 - 2013-03-28 18:36:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Altaen
Congratulations Mr. Tom! It has been a true honor sharing a region with such a distinguished and recognized name such as yours! However, the tribe has spoken.
You need to bring me your torch.
It's time for you to go.
Tauren Tom
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
#23 - 2013-03-28 18:47:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Tauren Tom
Aww how quaint.

I would say I'm honoured, but my kill board clearly places me above you silentmike/silver chair and my alliance mates seem to enjoy killing your 90mil ISK covert cyno cheetahs that sit uncloaked on station docking rings in low sec.

I'm also proud to announce that we are NOT an NC. pet corp.

Good try though. Come back when you stop failing at battleship fits and blackbird piloting.

Kkthxbai!
In the grand scheme of things... You're all pubbies. So HTFU.   "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood Blues
browniesftw
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
#24 - 2013-03-28 18:56:31 UTC
hey silver idiot you seem to have mistaken tom for the worst pvper. that reward should belong to me.
Buhhdust Princess
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
#25 - 2013-03-28 19:00:10 UTC
Suddenly spaceships are currently taking contracts. :-)
Altaen
SoE Roughriders
Electus Matari
#26 - 2013-03-28 19:00:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Altaen
Tauren Tom wrote:


I would say I'm honoured, but my kill board clearly places me above you silentmike/silver chair



Hmmm...

Silver Chair: 2199 kills, 416 losses, 93.8% ISK efficiency
silentmike: 1585 kills, 381 losses, 72.31% ISK efficiency
Tauren Tom: 107 kills, 66 losses, 58.6% ISK efficiency
Silver Dragonz (Alliance): 286 kills, 320 losses, 55.43% efficiency
Order of the Silver Dragons (Corp): 290 kills, 449 losses, 50.27% efficiency

Clearly


That wouldn't even be the case if you meant alphabetically.
Altaen
SoE Roughriders
Electus Matari
#27 - 2013-03-28 19:02:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Altaen
Buhhdust Princess wrote:
Suddenly spaceships are currently taking contracts. :-)

No.....we already accepted. Or, rather...Titus' mustache already accepted.

Edited to add proof:

Titus Veridius wrote:
My mustache accepts your contract.
browniesftw
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
#28 - 2013-03-28 19:02:19 UTC
Altaen wrote:
Tauren Tom wrote:


I would say I'm honoured, but my kill board clearly places me above you silentmike/silver chair



Hmmm...

Silver Chair: 2199 kills, 416 losses, 93.8% ISK efficiency
silentmike: 1585 kills, 381 losses, 72.31% ISK efficiency
Tauren Tom: 107 kills, 66 losses, 58.6% ISK efficiency
Silver Dragonz (Alliance): 286 kills, 320 losses, 55.43% efficiency
Order of the Silver Dragons (Corp): 290 kills, 449 losses, 50.27% efficiency

Clearly


That wouldn't even be the case if you meant alphabetically.

sorry we dont' pvp religiously, i didn't know that was offensive to you :(
browniesftw
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
#29 - 2013-03-28 19:06:19 UTC  |  Edited by: browniesftw
quote is not edit
Tauren Tom
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
#30 - 2013-03-28 19:06:47 UTC
Now look at it since he BOUGHT his toons lol

And I'm sorry I have 9 accounts and you don't know all of my toons ;)

Even Cephas didn't know all of my toons.
In the grand scheme of things... You're all pubbies. So HTFU.   "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood Blues
browniesftw
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
#31 - 2013-03-28 19:07:18 UTC
http://i.imgur.com/BD4gwGG.png
look at the average fleet size lately, we don't tend to do that. so we dont' get as much kills. it's fairly easy to kill **** when you have on average 5-10+ actual people in a fleet
Altaen
SoE Roughriders
Electus Matari
#32 - 2013-03-28 19:09:27 UTC
browniesftw wrote:
Altaen wrote:
Tauren Tom wrote:


I would say I'm honoured, but my kill board clearly places me above you silentmike/silver chair



Hmmm...

Silver Chair: 2199 kills, 416 losses, 93.8% ISK efficiency
silentmike: 1585 kills, 381 losses, 72.31% ISK efficiency
Tauren Tom: 107 kills, 66 losses, 58.6% ISK efficiency
Silver Dragonz (Alliance): 286 kills, 320 losses, 55.43% efficiency
Order of the Silver Dragons (Corp): 290 kills, 449 losses, 50.27% efficiency

Clearly


That wouldn't even be the case if you meant alphabetically.

sorry we dont' pvp religiously, i didn't know that was offensive to you :(


Me either. I PVP sacrilegiously.

And I don't think anyone is offended. By and large, failure tends to be amusing rather than offensive, so long as the failure isn't on your side. Please, carry on!
browniesftw
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
#33 - 2013-03-28 19:11:27 UTC
Altaen wrote:
browniesftw wrote:
Altaen wrote:
Tauren Tom wrote:


I would say I'm honoured, but my kill board clearly places me above you silentmike/silver chair



Hmmm...

Silver Chair: 2199 kills, 416 losses, 93.8% ISK efficiency
silentmike: 1585 kills, 381 losses, 72.31% ISK efficiency
Tauren Tom: 107 kills, 66 losses, 58.6% ISK efficiency
Silver Dragonz (Alliance): 286 kills, 320 losses, 55.43% efficiency
Order of the Silver Dragons (Corp): 290 kills, 449 losses, 50.27% efficiency

Clearly


That wouldn't even be the case if you meant alphabetically.

sorry we dont' pvp religiously, i didn't know that was offensive to you :(


Me either. I PVP sacrilegiously.

And I don't think anyone is offended. By and large, failure tends to be amusing rather than offensive, so long as the failure isn't on your side. Please, carry on!

it is me. i am the failure.
Silver Chair
Doomheim
#34 - 2013-03-28 19:22:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Silver Chair
browniesftw wrote:
hey silver idiot you seem to have mistaken tom for the worst pvper. that reward should belong to me.


See Brownie, that is why you are not the worst. You realize you are a bad PvPer and admit to it. That means there is hope for you. Would you like to enroll in Molden Heath's School For Pilots That Can't PvP Good And Want To Do Other Things Good Too?

TT thinks he is a military leader and is just terribad at PvP. That is what makes him the worst, cause he perpetuates the bad onto others.

Oh, and lol http://i.imgur.com/bhkqiXc.gif . See TT, even your guys like us better than they like you!
ice semple
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
#35 - 2013-03-28 19:25:05 UTC
browniesftw wrote:

it is me. i am the failure.

I second this motion.



I also second the motion for Tauren Tom being the worst PvPer ever. At least I have the excuse of being a carebear that simply doesnt undock due to never caring enough to push the button. And the few times I do undock.... Things at least die on fire semple. My KB lacks activity because I am far to busy to actually undock.


Tom's excuse is he is bad. And should feel bad.
Altaen
SoE Roughriders
Electus Matari
#36 - 2013-03-28 19:26:13 UTC
Tauren Tom wrote:
Now look at it since he BOUGHT his toons lol

And I'm sorry I have 9 accounts and you don't know all of my toons ;)

Even Cephas didn't know all of my toons.


Who the **** is Cephas?
Tauren Tom
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
#37 - 2013-03-28 19:36:58 UTC
Frankly,

When have I ever called myself good? I will declare I'm the biggest **** around though :P

I do enjoy the rest of 7-2 (with the exception of silent fart who likes to stalk me and is still mad we blew up his remote sebo battle badger when he war decced us under his salt corp)

Love
In the grand scheme of things... You're all pubbies. So HTFU.   "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood Blues
Tauren Tom
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
#38 - 2013-03-28 19:39:24 UTC
ice semple wrote:
browniesftw wrote:

it is me. i am the failure.

I second this motion.



I also second the motion for Tauren Tom being the worst PvPer ever. At least I have the excuse of being a carebear that simply doesnt undock due to never caring enough to push the button. And the few times I do undock.... Things at least die on fire semple. My KB lacks activity because I am far to busy to actually undock.


Tom's excuse is he is bad. And should feel bad.



You're that FC that team kills our own guys and then falls for obvious bait though. Then claims "But I never said I was FC'ing!" And let's not forget that Strom you lost to outbreak our first day in jeiv-e. Still not sure how Brownie's Domi survived that...
In the grand scheme of things... You're all pubbies. So HTFU.   "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood Blues
Artimis kraw
Lowlife.
Snuffed Out
#39 - 2013-03-28 19:50:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Artimis kraw
Tauren Tom wrote:


... enjoy the rest of 7-2 (with the exception of silent fart who...



That is taking it way too far man!!!

You just don't know when to stop do you...bully.

Edited for editorial reasons.
browniesftw
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
#40 - 2013-03-28 19:50:49 UTC
Tauren Tom wrote:
ice semple wrote:
browniesftw wrote:

it is me. i am the failure.

I second this motion.



I also second the motion for Tauren Tom being the worst PvPer ever. At least I have the excuse of being a carebear that simply doesnt undock due to never caring enough to push the button. And the few times I do undock.... Things at least die on fire semple. My KB lacks activity because I am far to busy to actually undock.


Tom's excuse is he is bad. And should feel bad.



You're that FC that team kills our own guys and then falls for obvious bait though. Then claims "But I never said I was FC'ing!" And let's not forget that Strom you lost to outbreak our first day in jeiv-e. Still not sure how Brownie's Domi survived that...

magic.