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How Screwed are You?

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#41 - 2013-03-28 08:01:35 UTC
I would cry the following.

Look over there! Ted Danson is threatening your bar!

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#42 - 2013-03-28 08:23:04 UTC
Mizhir wrote:

But still, there is not much to worry about with Zimmy. His ships are slow and bulky with low dps.


Obviously you haven't met my supersonic hyperspeed missilespewing nanorifter yet.
It sucked and died horribly by the way. Oops
@ Graygor: He is a superhero.
Since Zimmy has always been a good girl that chewed with her mouth closed and brushed her teeth after every meal there shouldn't be any danger.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#43 - 2013-03-28 08:36:57 UTC
I'll just wait here and make some Coffee for Alice while your doubleplated cruiser 'burn' towards me.

❤️️💛💚💙💜
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#44 - 2013-03-28 08:47:51 UTC
Mizhir wrote:
I'll just wait here and make some Coffee for Alice while your doubleplated cruiser 'burn' towards me.


Phh..you can run but you cannot hide. Twisted
My Amarrian battlehymn is Metallica: Creeping Death

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#45 - 2013-03-28 13:22:34 UTC
*places large pot of coffee underneath an ACME Anvil*

I'm either going to catch Alice or Zimmy. Either way it's a positive P

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#46 - 2013-03-28 14:56:24 UTC
That ACME anvil is just going to fall on you, Graygor. Everybody knows ACME products always crush the user, blow him up, or drop him off of a cliff. I have nothing to worry about.
Eli Green
The Arrow Project
#47 - 2013-03-28 15:16:26 UTC
Considering that khergit seems to be perpetually staring down and to the left he won't make it down the stairs. I'm pretty damn safe.

wumbo
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#48 - 2013-03-28 15:18:14 UTC
Eli has some serious chameleon action going on there... He's probably standing right behind me, right now.
I'm totally screwed.

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#49 - 2013-03-28 15:19:57 UTC
Oh, you finished breaking that coconut with a screwdriver? Here, try to break this one with some pliers...
Eli Green
The Arrow Project
#50 - 2013-03-28 15:24:06 UTC
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:
Oh, you finished breaking that coconut with a screwdriver? Here, try to break this one with some pliers...


You're gonna be a lot easier to get away from after you're knocked out. If you can't figure out why you'd be knocked out I'll give you a hint. It has something to do with coconuts... Lol

wumbo
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#51 - 2013-03-28 15:30:59 UTC
Oh, would you? You're eebil to abuse a poor little girl like this! Cry
Eli Green
The Arrow Project
#52 - 2013-03-28 17:38:21 UTC
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:
Oh, would you? You're eebil to abuse a poor little girl like this! Cry


Didn't your parents ever tell you not to give coconuts to strangers?

wumbo
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#53 - 2013-03-28 18:00:18 UTC
Clearly being minmatar he will make a lot of noise due to his poor construction... I can get around this by buying up every can of WD40 in New Eden and live in safety that no minmatar assassin can get me due to them all being seized up.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#54 - 2013-03-28 19:50:36 UTC
The LAGL man is the superhero. Not the villain. So no need to fear him .... ohh wait, Miz is on the dark sideTwisted

❤️️💛💚💙💜
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#55 - 2013-03-30 15:27:49 UTC
I shall shout the words that make all good little Red boys and girls go mad with murder lust.

Look! Smurfs!

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#56 - 2013-03-30 16:38:45 UTC
I'm Extremely Late.... It seems I have failed

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#57 - 2013-03-30 19:37:52 UTC
Not much, I woudl hand her a bottle of red dye and would get a head-start of 40 minutes at least. Smile
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#58 - 2013-03-31 05:41:05 UTC
Id throw cans of quafe behind me and escape in the ensuing hilarity.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Sriracha Nighthawk
Perkone
Caldari State
#59 - 2013-03-31 23:00:16 UTC
Hey look! Give that guy 50 million isk and you get 500 million back!

*sneaks away*

"Kind of like the Caldari version of Adama I guess." -Kairavi Mrithyakara
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#60 - 2013-04-01 11:19:41 UTC
*looks for coconuts and hardware tools*
*looks for a ladies restroom*
*looks for hair dye*

Huh... I am speachless... would you cuddle me instead of harm me?

*engages a combo of +99 charisma smile and +99 lovely eyes; Sriracha takes critical moe damage and lets her go*