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How Screwed are You?

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Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#21 - 2013-03-27 19:02:12 UTC
i'd have no trouble losing zimmy.

i'd just leave a false trail of little piles of coffee grounds than lead over a cliff. P
Aerethir El-Kharisti
#22 - 2013-03-27 19:46:09 UTC
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
i'd have no trouble losing zimmy.

i'd just leave a false trail of little piles of coffee grounds than lead over a cliff. P



I'd be absolutely screwed, as I will probably underestimate you with this demure appearance.

With great power comes great electricity bill.
Eli Green
The Arrow Project
#23 - 2013-03-27 19:51:26 UTC
As long as Aerethir stays their looking shady with his arms crossed I should be fine...

wumbo
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#24 - 2013-03-27 20:22:58 UTC
Not much, he loks like he would be easily distracted if I asked him politely to break a coconut with a screwdriver. Smile
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#25 - 2013-03-27 20:24:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Don't even be thinking about coming after me. Here's how it works. If anything happens to me- anything at all- the hit contract on you is automatically activated. That means if I step in front of a bus, Eurydia will take you out. If I fall off of a bar stool and break my neck-- she'll take you out. So you better be praying that I stay healthy for a long, long time. You better be sending me vitamins at Christmas, Easter, summer solstice, and on goldurn Mickey Mouse's birthday. Evil
Yiole Gionglao
#26 - 2013-03-27 20:40:15 UTC
*fetches Eurydia Vespasian's head*

I beg to disagree of your ability to bother my extremely good friends the Fazmarai cousins unpunished.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an alpha / And so it's you
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#27 - 2013-03-27 20:45:26 UTC
That was just Eurydia's cheap Alpha grade throwaway clone. And you're in real trouble now. There was also a contract that activates if anything happens to Eurydia's clone.
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#28 - 2013-03-27 21:48:34 UTC
Sriracha Nighthawk wrote:
The person above you is hunting you down for unknown reasons. How screwed are you?

... and go.....

Whatever the reason that should be, it is forgotten by Khergit by now, because he has just tripped the wire on my "assets!"
Evil
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#29 - 2013-03-27 22:02:41 UTC
Thanthalassa will most likely strangle me with her boobs.... scary

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Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#30 - 2013-03-27 22:10:43 UTC
well my boobs aren't really big enough to do much strangling or smothering. but, as patrons of another thread in oope know, i'm rather lethal with pillows.

i'll even name it something pretentious and warcraft like...something along the lines of...

pillow of unending dreams.
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#31 - 2013-03-27 22:34:27 UTC
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
well my boobs aren't really big enough to do much strangling or smothering. but, as patrons of another thread in oope know, i'm rather lethal with pillows.

i'll even name it something pretentious and warcraft like...something along the lines of...

pillow of unending dreams.


This..sounds like you belong to the Mossad.
I am now even more afraid of you than I already was.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Onyx Nyx
Trillium Invariant
Honorable Third Party
#32 - 2013-03-28 00:06:04 UTC
Not screwed at all. Zimmy isn't allowed to pewpew anyone outside BLUE federation.P

I kill kittens, and puppies and bunnies. I maim toddlers and teens and then more.

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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#33 - 2013-03-28 00:17:34 UTC
You think sitting in the shadows will save you? Onyx?

You merely adopted them..

You merely stand their looking out... I was born there... molded by it... conceived in it....

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Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#34 - 2013-03-28 00:23:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Mizhir
Onyx Nyx wrote:
Not screwed at all. Zimmy isn't allowed to pewpew anyone outside BLUE federation.P


I think you misunderstood RVB. We are free to shoot anyone. And even our own corpmates aren't safe outside hisec.

But still, there is not much to worry about with Zimmy. His ships are slow and bulky with low dps.

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Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#35 - 2013-03-28 03:59:14 UTC
Mizhir wrote:
Thanthalassa will most likely strangle me with her boobs.... scary
As long as I do not hear anyone doing count down and then "Begin LAASER IGNITIOOOOON!" shriek followed by the *whiip* sound I think I should be safe...
Onyx Nyx
Trillium Invariant
Honorable Third Party
#36 - 2013-03-28 04:04:13 UTC
Kirjava wrote:


You merely stand their looking out... I was born there... molded by it... conceived in it....


Yer uncle Bob is yer pa.

I kill kittens, and puppies and bunnies. I maim toddlers and teens and then more.

  • Richard (http://www.lfgcomic.com/)
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#37 - 2013-03-28 04:23:49 UTC
Onyx Nyx wrote:
Kirjava wrote:


You merely stand their looking out... I was born there... molded by it... conceived in it....


Yer uncle Bob is yer pa.

Wait... noone could know that but.... mummy?

Are you my mummy? Mummmy....

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Onyx Nyx
Trillium Invariant
Honorable Third Party
#38 - 2013-03-28 04:37:54 UTC
Kirjava wrote:
Onyx Nyx wrote:
Kirjava wrote:


You merely stand their looking out... I was born there... molded by it... conceived in it....


Yer uncle Bob is yer pa.

Wait... noone could know that but.... mummy?

Are you my mummy? Mummmy....


No, I stole your diary silly.

I kill kittens, and puppies and bunnies. I maim toddlers and teens and then more.

  • Richard (http://www.lfgcomic.com/)
Cat Troll
Incorruptibles
#39 - 2013-03-28 04:40:39 UTC
If I turn on the lights I will blind Onyx.
So easy escape.

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Indahmawar Fazmarai
#40 - 2013-03-28 07:34:00 UTC
Not much, I would kiss both his cheeks and tell him to wait me for a minute while i go to puff my nose. Then I would run away with his wallet.