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HIRE ME TO GANK MINING CORPS

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Cyber Nights
EVE Avolition
#1 - 2013-03-27 02:47:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Cyber Nights
Status: Currently accepting infiltration contracts.

Is someone in your belt disturbing your mining ops? Would you like to see them go pop? I offer one-man-merc contracts. I infiltrate, deal with the contract, and leave. In your contracts, you can specify what you would like done/who you would like killed (if it's anyone in specific).

Ransoming. I can ransom your target for any reasonable amount of ISK (60% hull value). Whether your target dies after that is completely up to you. You will decide whether or not I honor the ransom. You will also receive 50% of the money ransomed, and if you told me to shoot them anyway, should I find any faction items, that loot will be split 50/50 with you as well.

Infiltration. I use alts that I can throw away to infiltrate. Their corp history isn't that bad (interestingly enough, not all CEOs are smart enough to check the corp history). I'm currently only using characters that do not have corp mate kills.

Pricing. My contracts are cheap. Pricing relies solely on what you'd like done, but for the most part, don't expect these specific contracts to be more than 300m (most will be around 50-150). Please do not request a contract specifying a number you want dead as that is not something I can guarantee. If you ask me to kill 10 mining barges, it's unlikely I'd be able to complete such a request. I generally accept contracts that say "kill their most expensive ships in a mining op." With a contract such as that one, I'll wait til they bring their most expensive stuff out (Exhumers/Orcas), then boom.

Reimbursement. You pay me for what you request. If I am not able to complete your request due to real life issues (or something of the sort), I will give you a 100% reimbursement. In any other event (IE something going seriously wrong), I will give a 95% reimbursement. If you request a refund after I have joined the corp, you will receive a 90% refund.

I do not scam. All contracts, reimbursements, refunds, etc are honored. You will not be charged until either I know that I can get in the corp or I am already in the corp. Most contracts will take less than a week depending upon what you request.
Karl Hobb
Imperial Margarine
#2 - 2013-03-27 02:58:33 UTC
Cyber Nights wrote:
Contact me for pricing. I do CHEAP work but only for now, so hurry!

All rights reserved. Terms are subject to change without notice. No substitutions allowed. For a limited time only. Contractor assumes full responsibility. Allow four to six weeks for completion. Must be 18 to contract. Offer void in Utah.

A professional astro-bastard was not available so they sent me.

Cyber Nights
EVE Avolition
#3 - 2013-03-27 03:30:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Cyber Nights
Karl Hobb wrote:
Cyber Nights wrote:
Contact me for pricing. I do CHEAP work but only for now, so hurry!

All rights reserved. Terms are subject to change without notice. No substitutions allowed. For a limited time only. Contractor assumes full responsibility. Allow four to six weeks for completion. Must be 18 to contract. Offer void in Utah.

Lol! Nope, I do what I'm paid to do. I have plenty of people to vouch for that.

EDIT: I forgot to mention my refunds. I offer 95% refund if the buyer requests it, and I offer 100% refund if something happens on my end (ie real life emergency). I have another post on here, but I made this one to be much more focused on killing miners.
culo duro
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2013-03-27 07:40:48 UTC
Came for useless thread... left satisfied.

I've starting blogging http://www.epvpc.blogspot.com 

Cyber Nights
EVE Avolition
#5 - 2013-03-27 07:44:29 UTC
culo duro wrote:
Came for useless thread... left satisfied.

I offer other services too. I have completed contracts before. Thanks for coming!
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#6 - 2013-03-27 19:39:43 UTC
Apparently the Awoxing service he offered earlier isnt paying the bills.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Forum Clone 77777
Doomheim
#7 - 2013-03-27 20:54:38 UTC
Hello dear persons! I, too, have a special nonrefundable-one time only, valid from now till the end of time, offer for you!

Pay me anywhere between 100-500 million ISK, send me your target(s) name(s) in a mail, and I will personally defeat them at some point in time, guaranteed!
ErrorRon
Turbo-Encabulator LLC
#8 - 2013-03-27 20:55:13 UTC
So what makes you better than say... literally anyone else?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtItWL6GfSM CCP Gargant -  Dev of my heart.

Cyber Nights
EVE Avolition
#9 - 2013-03-27 23:07:21 UTC
Forum Clone 77777 wrote:
Hello dear persons! I, too, have a special nonrefundable-one time only, valid from now till the end of time, offer for you!

Pay me anywhere between 100-500 million ISK, send me your target(s) name(s) in a mail, and I will personally defeat them at some point in time, guaranteed!

There are several flaws with this post that I never bothered to fix. When I typed it, I had to do it quickly, and I had an alt that was ready to slip into a corp.

First of all, my contracts are completed within a certain time frame. Going back to my previous topic, I give people the choice to dictate the amount of time I spend on the contract. If someone wants me in there for a while, I charge them weekly/monthly. If someone wants me to do a quick and clean contract, I can do it.

I don't scam. I have plenty of alts to waste, and it really doesn't hurt to have a few corp kills on the kill board.

As I said in previous posts, if you don't like this service, then don't **** people off. You don't need to come here and troll.

That being said, I will go ahead and fix it.

Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Apparently the Awoxing service he offered earlier isnt paying the bills.

This is actually not the case. The two topics I have are two completely different yet very similar things. One was based off of awoxing in general while this one is focused on killing miners. The difference between the two is the price. I generally can infiltrate and kill miners for ~50m (depends on what's killed).

My services are successful, actually. I just wanted two separate topics for them.

ErrorRon wrote:
So what makes you better than say... literally anyone else?

I have disposable alts that many people don't have. Not everyone has a disposable alt that they put can put in 40 corps and have hundreds of corp mate kills on.

This question is like asking why you should host your website with someone such as HostGator instead of hosting it from your own PC and getting all of the domain stuff set up. All in all, it's going to cost you something or another. You might as well go with the service that makes your life 10x easier.

I also do not leak my customers' names. Sometimes I'll have people help me with a job, but I never tell them the names involved. With my service, if anyone gets exposed and has their alts connected to their main, it'll be me or someone working with me. Not the customer.