Crime & Punishment

I am starting a new service that I am calling "Hire a Spy." This service offers contracts ranging from gathering intel to shooting someone in a corporation. If you have someone you want dead, or if you need to know your enemy's next move, we are the ones to contact.

How to Request Our Services
Obviously, posting your request in forums is not very effective, and it can very well ruin any chance of completing the job. You can request our services by posting "I am in need of your services" below and sending this character an Eve mail containing what you would like done whether it be a custom contract or one found below. It is suggested that you do not post on a main character rather an alt on the same account or on a different account. To preserve your identity, please ONLY Eve mail me with the same character you used to post here.

Contracts
Personal Contracts:

Ruin a Mining Op - Kill a few exhumers, ruin a corp's day
Kill a Corp mate - We can infiltrate your corp or a corp you hold a grudge against and kill someone specific
Ruin a Mission Op - Ranging from neuting an active Tengu to shooting up an entire fleet
Ransom - This will be your favorite! We will ransom ANYTHING valuable and you will get 40% of the money!

Corporate Contracts:

Gather Enemy Intel - Including but not limited to: fleet locations, fleet plans, fleet composition, etc
Pre-wardec Infiltration - This can be used for mercenary/PvP corps who intend to wardec someone
Stop Enemy Mining Ops - Like the personal contract, this one can be used to slow down enemy/competition production/income via pew pew
Stop Other Mining Ops - Is a fleet in your corp's belt stealing your roids or making your fleet more difficult to manage? We can infiltrate and put an end to that pesky fleet.

Contract Pricing
We do our best to keep our prices low. ISK is what runs us, but we are looking to give our customers a good deal in order to have them recommend us or return for another job. All pricing will be discussed in game, and pricing heavily depends on the contract and exactly what you are asking.

Reimbursement/Refunds
We don't scam our customers. If we fail, we offer a 95% reimbursement (5% to cover the cost of our efforts). In a case where we have put no effort forth (ie a real life emergency put us out of business for a bit), you would receive a 100% reimbursement. If you request a refund, you will receive 90% of your payment - the only exception is if you recommend us in a post below, then you will receive a 95% refund instead of 90%.

Our Policy
Your request will never be made public, nor will it ever be associated with your name unless you request it (like a message, ie "I told you I'd get you back"). The only name that will be visible is the name you use to post here, and it will never be associated with your requests. We honor our contracts and our reimbursements.

If we find out that you leaked any of the names of our spies, you will be permanently blacklisted from hiring us. We suggest purchasing a "Ransom" contract to prevent any "killmail proof" of our names involvement making future jobs easier and cheaper. As our names are exposed, our prices are forced to rise as we are forced to obtain new alts.

Thank you :)
We do offer a war dec contract via this corp to keep miners docked. Sure, they may undock PvP ships, but guess what they're not doing? Mining. Their source of income is now temporarily blocked :).

Hi,

I would like to hire you to infiltrate a corp and kill somebody in the biggest ship that you can kill them in (AWOX). I will evemail you tonight with details etc etc.

Thanks
T

OPSEC, I cannot tell you what ship I bring nor do I operate without ISK first for a reason just in case you are a troll.
If you aren't a troll, then you're welcome to request that I use a "bigger" ship than normal, but other than that I can disclose no more information.

Oh in that case sure thing :).
I'm getting quite a few requests lately, and we're still working on obtaining a character that would work. Expect a bit of delay.

We are accepting jobs right now, but they will be delayed. We are currently in the process of handling one, and we do have a waiting list.

The only way you can skip the waiting period (you will still need to wait for me to finish my current job) is to offer more ISK. Generally the person offering the most ISK is next in line which means that since everyone is tied, there's no next in line yet.

Bump

I enjoy getting the occasional free bump. I have no clue why people despise such a service. If you don't like this service, then don't **** people off. It's really that simple.

No, I don't. I'm saying if you don't like the service, don't waste your time here. If it effects you negatively in the future, it's your own fault.