Intergalactic Summit

Fred Fred Frederation begins with it's typical intro with music, graphics, and clips from the show. There is new (simulated) footage regarding the Battle for Caldari Prime. Fred is piloting his Vexor above the surface of the planet and is getting chased by several Caldari loyal capsuleers. He deploys drones against them with a smirk only to realize that they are Caldari drones which then turn on him and open fire, the clip ends with Fred falling out of his new cloning bay, quickly getting dressed, and running onto the stage for his show.

Good evening New Eden! Please keep in mind that the little episode we had there in the intro was not true. Everyone knows I wouldn't be killed by Caldari loyalist in a Vexor, no I would die in something MUCH more embarrassing! Which is pretty hard considering that the Vexor has a dang smiley face on i! Seriously! Though to be fair, the Oracle has a monkey face near the back of the engines! Next time, look close with your camera drones my friends! You will see it if you look hard enough or have taken enough boosters!

Now as we all know, the situation on Caldari Prime or Home has gotten, well...not much better at all. If anything, new information show things have gotten worse! Those oppressive provist thugs working for Heth are actually winning the ground war! Can you believe it? Now everyone back at high command is pointing fingers. Some are claiming that Roden is at fault for not issuing drop clones, others are suggesting that Roden is trying to prolong the fight so he can make more money in munitions sales!

Seriously now Mr. President! I'm all for making profits and not letting near invincible, immortal death machines run around but you are doing this at the cost of civilian lives, both Gallente and Caldari! Seriously now, we all know the Federal Military has the capability to end this fighting right now. We have the naval support above the planet to help our boys show Heth what for! I didn't vote for you Mr. President because I feel you have priorities that you deem greater than serving our country!

Which brings me to my next topic friends! A leader should not ask of his citizens to serve him, he should ask of his citizens how he can serve them! Isn't that right Tibus Heth? Tibus Heth, to his credit, is the first leader to speak out about the events that unfolded last week. First of all how could you condemn the Ishukone corporation for actually wanting to help the Caldari people that you claim to care for so much? I'll talk a bit more about Ishukone later as I want to end this episode on a more positive note. Now back to Heth for a bit.

You can clearly see that Heth has for all intensive purposes, has completely lost it. His villainy and incapability to lead a nation to anything but utter ruin has shown in his last speech. First off, he is practically a walking corpse! How could someone so ill refuse to give up power when it has clearly taken a toll on his ability to lead. Someone that holds onto power until their flesh turns to dust is a power hungry maniac. Even the last Amarrian Emperor was in better shape than Heth before he passed!
Also, look at how the Caldari crowd responded to his speech! Only a few scattered cheers and claps but mostly silent indifference and quite a few negative shouts from the crowd!

What happened Heth? You used to end these speeches with the crowd glorifying you and cheering you on in thunderous fanfare that shook the ground! These would even continue hours after you left the stage! What happened to those people Heth? Oh that's right, you shot them all up and put whoever you couldn't kill in underwater gulags rigged to explode and drown the inhabitants.

Now I am no more fit to run a country than the next guy, but I feel brutal totalitarianism is not the best way to go. Put it this way, if many people in the State feel more enslaved than an unfortunate Minmatar, then that's a huge Statement. Ha, get it? Statement? It's funny because...Caldari State...Statement...

Alright, you all better laugh or I have the atmosphere removed from the studio! Yeah with me in here too! I don't care if I go down I can always just clo-...huh? WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT ONLY WORKS IN A POD?

The crowd actually laughs a little bit

There are those smiles I love to see! Alright, now please stop, I use to have nightmares with hundreds of strangers staring at me, granted they were all Sansha cyber-slaves but it's still freaking creepy when you guys do it!

More laughs

Anyway I would like to give a nice big shout out to Mens Reppola and the Ishukone corporation! I was always a great big fan of you guys! As a Federal citizen in the State, Ishukone didn't care where I was from. As long as I was visiting them, I was just as Caldari as any other guy there! Reppola and his company truly see the big picture. No factions, no jingoism, just undying loyalty to one group, people. In a time when people are becoming more xenophobic and closing each other off, Ishukone is extending their helping hand across the stars! We should look to them as an example of the good we can achieve if we all just stop being dirtbags once in a while!

Also, good show to the Gallente Senate for hearing Reppola out! It's so uplifting to see such great cooperation between the Caldari and Gallente people and right after seeing such great and terrible conflict at that!

This just goes to show, we can work together like we did in the past. We just need to turn our backs to the past and keep looking outward towards the future. A future where there term "Gallente" or "Caldari" will once again be sub-groups in one glorious group of people.

This has been Fred Fred Frederation everybody! Thank you all for watching and remember, if you aren't finding a rouge drone in your backyard, you aren't looking hard enough! I'm Fredfredbug4, this is my studio, that's my ship and I'll see all of you across the stars. Fly safe!

Ishukone will probably make quite a profit in rebuilding contracts... and I have no problem with that. If someone gets rich by helping their fellow person then more power to them.

Intents and purposes, Mr. Fredfredbug. Intents and purposes.

Not intensive purposes. I am not certain that something can be "Intensive".

Just a minor quibble, you can go back to your hedonistic life style of "freedom" now.

This just raised my opinion of you slightly.

Also I have come to the conclusion that something can be Intensive (there is intensive care, after all), but an intensive purpose would be something entirely unrelated to the meaning of the statement above.