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8billion Loan Request - 10% / 2 Months.

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Bellatrix Black
Black Demons
#1 - 2013-03-26 19:41:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Bellatrix Black
"You sir are a dirty great scamming, lieing son of a goat thief !!?"


Actually, Yes..... Yes I am.

I returned to the game after a break at the begining of december with nothing but my 6mill sp char Raven Antollare and a small 1bill loan kindly given by an old friend. Now my reintroduction to the game needed isk, cos everyone loves isk right ? Well, now to make some... Via doing as little actual work as humanly possible.

Phase 1:Selling my services to lonely men and horny boys. This will never work you say ? People are not that stupid ? Actually yes they are... I shall name and shame the first guy that paid here I can be very convincing! (helps if your wife is prepared to have a quick chat on Vent too)

Phase 2: Station lottery !! lots of people try this and fail miserably, I've run 3 over the years and made a tidy amount.. But it's actually quite a bit of effort and work to keep them going !! isk made = couple of bill over a few days before I gave up. (btw these are ALL scams, so for anyone playing Blaze Lotto's.... yeah)

Phase 3: Awoxing, This one wasn't a bad earner, and its quite amusing the amount of terrible corps that have zero recruitment checks. I also got a corp theif and other prats to join MY corp... Big smile ul LordVirus! You can check killboard for a rough aproximation of what earnt here.

Phase 4: Began 03.03.2013 ... Ongoing.


Now from rejoining the game 3 months ago, I've paid back my initial loan... I now own two chars, have spent 11billion (aprox) on two chars Bellatrix Black & Xculpator, and around 2billion isk in assetts. So, finally... to the loan.

Loan Proposal

  • Requested : 8Billion
  • Collataral : 2bill in assetts, or if you would prefer I can simply sell them and accept a lower 6bill loan? ie no collat.
  • Returns : 10% of loan amount, paid on 30-04-2013 & 31-05-2013
  • API Key : It wont really show much except that I have made specified amount in 3 months, but sure can give full API.
  • for my two main char's accounts. Third i'm afraid will remain unknown.





    **********************************************Questions**************************************************************


    Sooooooooooooo, "why should I lend you isk and what would it be for ?"
    Without going into specifics, the isk requested would pay to activate a 4th currently unsubbed account and pay for a char to go onto it. A char which is required for phase 4 to be effective without relying on 3rd parties.


    "Why 2 months for 'phase4' ?"
    Actually phase 4 could finish now, but i'd be making a lower return than I possibly could, Hence new investmant is needed and around 30 days of play time.

    "Be this isk funded by CRIME ?!?!?!"
    A fool and his isk are soon parted, and as to anyone with reservations, no POSSIBLE link can or will ever be made between accounts one and two (Bellatrix Black & Xculpator) to account three or my proposed account 4.

    "Why should I trust you.... your a serial creative liar?"
    I give my word returns will be paid on time and in full, Whats my word worth ? Everything to me, and it's never been disshonoured... Something which anyone living around Antem/Genesis in 04-05 may be able to attest too. but hey ho.

    "BUT YOUR A SCAMMER!"
    Yep, and a thief i've laid EVERYTHING to bare for you all to see... Transparancy Cool

    "Hang on, you ganked ransomee's yet you say you never disshonoured your word?"
    Yep, and will maintain it till the servers die. Empire is not a place for piracy, piracy rules do not apply to empire folk. Had said empire folk been able to read they would have known this. Its not a ransom, It's a stupidity tax.

    "you've played since 04 and have no chars or isk ? lolwut?"
    I've left a couple of times for breaks, and normally at my point of exit sell chars and dontate isk to mates, EOH it, give it away... etc What?

    "You could be anyone?"
    You dont know how true that is... So without further ado, heres some of my old 'mains'

    Typherin Laidai
    Alliaanna Dallai
    Gladriella
    Antarium Belat
    Weria
    Smart Azz
    Filia Tacabus
    Tarick Thunderstorm
    Raven Antollaire
    Iwishai Wazahero

    And many... MANY more.

    So let the flames.. urrrr bids? begin. Happy to answer any questions etc on here or ingame.

    Bellatrix Black
    Bellatrix Black
    Black Demons
    #2 - 2013-03-26 19:41:59 UTC
    Reserved... and my apoligies for my speeling Oops


    Bellatrix Black
    Angelique Duchemin
    Team Evil
    #3 - 2013-03-26 20:11:13 UTC
    I'll pay you 10 million isk to put on a shirt and keep it on for a month. Any shirt really.

    The very sun of heaven seemed distorted when viewed through the polarising miasma welling out from this sea-soaked perversion, and twisted menace and suspense lurked leeringly in those crazily elusive angles of carven rock where a second glance shewed concavity after the first shewed convexity.

    Bellatrix Black
    Black Demons
    #4 - 2013-03-26 20:17:26 UTC
    Angelique Duchemin wrote:
    I'll pay you 10 million isk to put on a shirt and keep it on for a month. Any shirt really.


    Jealousy is an evil thing sweetie Cool I hear they can do wonders in New Caldari resculpting ugly ladies faces... look into it.


    Bellatrix Black
    Alex Grison
    Grison Universal
    #5 - 2013-03-26 20:50:59 UTC
    Bellatrix Black wrote:
    Angelique Duchemin wrote:
    I'll pay you 10 million isk to put on a shirt and keep it on for a month. Any shirt really.


    Jealousy is an evil thing sweetie Cool I hear they can do wonders in New Caldari resculpting ugly ladies faces... look into it.


    Bellatrix Black


    as long as lenders have collatorol they generally won't care what you do with the money.

    your best bet at getting your requested ammount is selling the things you have and asking for 6,000,000,000

    Also what are you going to do when one of those guys asks for a timestamped picture?

    yes

    Bellatrix Black
    Black Demons
    #6 - 2013-03-26 20:59:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Bellatrix Black
    Alex Grison wrote:
    Bellatrix Black wrote:
    Angelique Duchemin wrote:
    I'll pay you 10 million isk to put on a shirt and keep it on for a month. Any shirt really.


    Jealousy is an evil thing sweetie Cool I hear they can do wonders in New Caldari resculpting ugly ladies faces... look into it.


    Bellatrix Black


    as long as lenders have collatorol they generally won't care what you do with the money.

    your best bet at getting your requested ammount is selling the things you have and asking for 6,000,000,000

    Also what are you going to do when one of those guys asks for a timestamped picture?


    You mean for the pretending to be a woman ? I know the girl in the pic Lol BUT... was kidnly informed by a GM to NOT carry on with that line of work lol....

    And ok, will give the selling assets a consideration. cheers.


    Bellatrix Black
    Candy Oshea
    Techfree Investment Group
    #7 - 2013-03-27 02:28:16 UTC
    Sure m8, let me grab my wallet...
    .... is a personal cheque ok?

    iCandy  - I have accidently swallowed some Scrabble tiles, my next shit could spell disaster!

    Samroski
    Middle-Earth
    #8 - 2013-03-27 11:27:46 UTC
    I'll invest to the tune of 80% of the estimated value of the collateral.

    Please contract all the collateral to me in high sec.

    Any colour you like.

    Din'stalor Alaric
    Federal Navy Academy
    Gallente Federation
    #9 - 2013-03-27 12:50:11 UTC
    So you claim to have some old mains, Please link me the part where you sold them. Some of us here, myself included, know some of those names, and are in contact with some of them today. One in particular who i know would not come onto the forums begging for isk. So either link the forum page where you sold, or you're talking cr4p.

    Solo 4 Life.1v1 always honored, flying without booster alt since Oct 2010. No ransoms honored even if offered :)

    Bellatrix Black
    Black Demons
    #10 - 2013-03-27 18:53:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Bellatrix Black
    Din'stalor Alaric wrote:
    So you claim to have some old mains, Please link me the part where you sold them. Some of us here, myself included, know some of those names, and are in contact with some of them today. One in particular who i know would not come onto the forums begging for isk. So either link the forum page where you sold, or you're talking cr4p.


    Hmmm ok i'l bite.



    Typherin Laidai : Mine from creation untill Early 2007 See here

    Alliaanna Dallai: urrr mine still

    Gladriella : Still mine I think

    Antarium Belat : Mine from mod 04 to early 05 when he was biomassed

    Weria : 06-2009 > 10-2009 sold here

    Smart Azz : 10-2009 > 04-2010 sold here

    Filia Tacabus : 09-2010 > 02-2011 sold here

    Tarick Thunderstorm : Around 09-2010 sold here

    Iwishai Wa... Ok i'm getting bored now..... But no, Not full of **** as suggested.


    Bellatrix Black

    [EDIT] Cant find Iwsishai's buy or sell thread on EvE-search... but he was mine for this so around 2007-08 period. Playing with Madex and Unclesam etc in Antem.
    Manslaughter1
    Lightning Squad
    Snuffed Out
    #11 - 2013-03-27 20:18:34 UTC
    If you search the market and find a Grandmother for sale this guy will most probably be selling! she may be on her last legs but where theres isk to be made why quibble?

    In my few years of eve i'm hard pushed to find a more ****** up, sadistic mind. If theres a way to lie and cheat he knows it or will find it. He may take your isk, your ship, your familly and your pets whilst laughing insanely but he'll do it with a smile Big smile

    That said my 2b loan WAS re-paid in full and i even got a tip! so a masochistic uber **** he may be but he knows how to cut a deal.Evil

    Bellatrix Black
    Black Demons
    #12 - 2013-03-27 20:42:43 UTC
    update - Still looking for investors, offer will be up for around another week. (and I know how excited you all are about that Roll)

    Everything in EvE is a risk, mine more so due to the obvious, but if anyone wants to come on board you will make your profit.


    Bellatrix Black
    Bellatrix Black
    Black Demons
    #13 - 2013-03-28 20:33:40 UTC
    Daily bump, still looking for investors.

    May consider selling my assets and asking for 6bill instead. About 6days left guys to get in on my theft Cool



    Bellatrix Black