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Bring me Prencleeve Grothsmore

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Luxi Daphiti
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2011-10-29 21:13:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Luxi Daphiti
For crimes against reason and human rationality, I'm willing to pay a petite sum of 80 Million ISK (Negotiatable upwards of course) for the unrotten corpse of one Mr. Prencleeve Grothsmore. Preferably with his head intact(Seriously, nothing worse then a headless corpse!) so it can undergo a intensive medical examination to locate the source of his extreame gullibility and irrationality. But besides that, it'd look so damn good on my wall and I can't help think that I'd have much fun with it when I'm sitting all alone in space!
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2011-10-29 22:37:25 UTC
You made that name up.....

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2011-10-30 00:34:37 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
You made that name up.....


No, he's real.

Also known as Graphite whoever. I believe that's the same guy.

This guy is so (pretended) stupid,
he brags about gotten scammed by the goons four times already
and pays real money to get into the somethingawful community.

i totally understand the OP,
although minimum amount should start at 80 Million ISK at least...
Luxi Daphiti
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2011-10-30 11:06:53 UTC
80 Million it is! As long as we get a hold of that brain.
Running Clam
#5 - 2011-10-30 11:12:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Running Clam
He's beyond ********.
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2011-10-30 11:36:19 UTC

80 Million.

As i'm seeking bigger and bigger payout per victim,
now at least i'll gather some intel ... :)

Hi Graphite, we all love you in Minmatar, never forget that ! :D
Officer Nyota Uhura
#7 - 2011-10-31 11:56:27 UTC
Luxi Daphiti wrote:
80 Million it is! As long as we get a hold of that brain.


And that's where the plan went awry.

See, he hasn't had a brain for years now. It was replaced, during the Second Gallente War, with wet socks and Edam cheese.
Prencleeve Grothsmore
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#8 - 2011-10-31 12:03:13 UTC
WTF why the hell are you bidding me. Come on! Catch me if you can! My full api is available on my bio if you'd like to find where I am :p

http://adf.ly/3RiOg The Warp Bubble Blog I do things differently.
Running Clam
#9 - 2011-10-31 12:11:33 UTC
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
WTF why the hell are you bidding me. Come on! Catch me if you can! My full api is available on my bio if you'd like to find where I am :p


Lies.
Prencleeve Grothsmore
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#10 - 2011-10-31 12:24:01 UTC
Crimes against humanity? What have I done?

http://adf.ly/3RiOg The Warp Bubble Blog I do things differently.
Cerisia
Red Phoenix Rising
#11 - 2011-10-31 13:48:42 UTC
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
WTF why the hell are you bidding me. Come on! Catch me if you can! My full api is available on my bio if you'd like to find where I am :p



Actually I find that locator agents work bestBlink
This space for rent..
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#12 - 2011-10-31 14:51:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Skippermonkey
Officer Nyota Uhura wrote:
Luxi Daphiti wrote:
80 Million it is! As long as we get a hold of that brain.


And that's where the plan went awry.

See, he hasn't had a brain for years now. It was replaced, during the Second Gallente War, with wet socks and Edam cheese.


upgrades Big smile

also, CCP get on it

i would totally buy a wet sock from the Nex store if it fitted into an implant slot!

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Celery Man
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2011-10-31 15:59:53 UTC
2/10 for effort. Not the worst "pay attention to me cos i haz an alt! look ill pay you moneyz" ive seen but close.
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2011-10-31 17:15:20 UTC

Posting because he said he forbids me to post in this thread again. ^^

He's DELIBERATELY trying to make it worse, actually.
Ngoa
Fight Against Boredom
#15 - 2011-10-31 17:34:03 UTC
he must be a masochist.

thats the only explanation i can think of.
Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
#16 - 2011-11-01 04:57:25 UTC
In my reading of this thread I'd prefer to derive a necrophilial lust for Grothsmore on the part of the OP. Call it selective interpretation or call it projection if you will, but I insist.

                      "LIVE FAST DIE." - traditional Minmatar ethos [citation needed]
Hesperus Vanderbeets
The Greater Goon
#17 - 2011-11-01 05:45:06 UTC
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
WTF why the hell are you bidding me. Come on! Catch me if you can! My full api is available on my bio if you'd like to find where I am :p


Hello honorable Space Pilot.
Soldarius
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#18 - 2011-11-01 06:43:16 UTC
Bring me... a shrubery!

http://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY
Celery Man
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#19 - 2011-11-01 09:42:00 UTC
Do not offer such things... next thing they will want second one a little further down..
Cerisia
Red Phoenix Rising
#20 - 2011-11-01 11:12:43 UTC
Ahhh Prencleeve Grothsmore, I kinda miss the fella now he's gone.


(bet Mittens doesn't)
This space for rent..
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