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Call for Ava Starfire to Go Out With Me
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Ava Starfire
Khushakor Clan
#21 - 2013-03-25 12:25:58 UTC
Why me?

First Lorenzho, then Miura, now this?

"There is no strength in numbers; have no such misconception." -Jayka Vofur, "Warfare in the North"
Halete
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#22 - 2013-03-25 12:40:13 UTC
He's really not all that horrid when he isn't sleeping with your partner.

"To know the true path, but yet, to never follow it. That is possibly the gravest sin" - The Scriptures, Book of Missions 13:21
Lialus Raithe
Doomheim
#23 - 2013-03-25 12:40:33 UTC
Ava Starfire wrote:
Why me?

First Lorenzho, then Miura, now this?


I extend to you a three step process that may help with situations such as these:

Step One:
- Consider it a compliment that so many find you attractive, even so much so that they would make public declarations about it

Step Two:
- Forcefully suppress any and all violent urges resulting from declarations such as this, instead smile and repeat step one

Step Three:
- Politely inform the one making the declaration that you are flattered but uninterested, unless of course you are interested at which point you skip this step and go to step three (b)

Step Three (b):
- Politely inform the one making the declaration that you are flattered, if a bit embarrassed and arrange details for the date
Tiber Brucato
Really Great Space Corporation
United Neopian Federation
#24 - 2013-03-25 16:19:05 UTC
Halete wrote:
He's really not all that horrid when he isn't sleeping with your partner.


One time. ONE TIME. And I had no idea she was.
Tabor Murn
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#25 - 2013-03-25 17:05:57 UTC

Like so many of your fellow capsuleers in this difficult and trying time, your demands for action will see no meaningful result.

Ava is spoken for. Find someone else to harass.
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#26 - 2013-03-25 17:08:19 UTC
I'm no expert on women, but I'm pretty sure this isn't how courtship works.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Tiber Brucato
Really Great Space Corporation
United Neopian Federation
#27 - 2013-03-25 17:11:51 UTC
Tabor Murn wrote:

Like so many of your fellow capsuleers in this difficult and trying time, your demands for action will see no meaningful result.

Ava is spoken for. Find someone else to harass.


At first.I was excited, because it seemed someone got the joke. But then I read that second part and was let down.
Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#28 - 2013-03-26 04:14:57 UTC
Expect a visit from a petite red haired woman carrying a large, ugly Fed Navy blaster pistol. Soon.

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Tiber Brucato
Really Great Space Corporation
United Neopian Federation
#29 - 2013-03-26 04:19:00 UTC
Sounds like a party waiting to happen.
Nicolas Merovech
Doomheim
#30 - 2013-03-26 04:19:57 UTC
Somehow, I think that the IGS may not be the proper forum for asking a Seida of the Minmatar out on a date.

Dr. Nicolas A. Merovech, Ph. D, M.D.
Tiber Brucato
Really Great Space Corporation
United Neopian Federation
#31 - 2013-03-26 04:23:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Tiber Brucato
Oh for...

It was a -joke-, crafted while drilling away a few asteroids. Who reads that and thinks it's serious? I wrote it as ridiculously as I possibly could. It could have easily been "A call to separate colors from whites in the wash" or "A call for Quafe Free to have the same great Quafe taste with none of the calories"

At least Ava had a sense of humor about it. Maybe it was just too soon...


EDIT - I'll still take that petite red-head though, if it's still end route.
Arista Shahni
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#32 - 2013-03-26 04:51:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Arista Shahni
Tiber Brucato wrote:
Oh for...

It was a -joke-, crafted while drilling away a few asteroids. Who reads that and thinks it's serious? I wrote it as ridiculously as I possibly could. It could have easily been "A call to separate colors from whites in the wash" or "A call for Quafe Free to have the same great Quafe taste with none of the calories"

At least Ava had a sense of humor about it. Maybe it was just too soon...


EDIT - I'll still take that petite red-head though, if it's still end route.


Tsk tsk.. men always say it is a joke after they've been turned down. What is it the kids say..? "True Story".

*winks*

"I say that even as the holy and the righteous cannot rise beyond the highest which is in each one of you - so the wicked and the weak cannot fall lower than the lowest which is in you also.  And as a single leaf turns not yellow but with the silent knowledge of the whole tree, so the wrong-doer cannot do wrong without the hidden will of you all."
Gwen Ikiryo
Alexylva Paradox
#33 - 2013-03-26 06:46:45 UTC
This thread is incredibly creepy, pilots.
Arista Shahni
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#34 - 2013-03-26 07:27:54 UTC
As one who has been in mining fleets, I have heard far, far creepier.

"I say that even as the holy and the righteous cannot rise beyond the highest which is in each one of you - so the wicked and the weak cannot fall lower than the lowest which is in you also.  And as a single leaf turns not yellow but with the silent knowledge of the whole tree, so the wrong-doer cannot do wrong without the hidden will of you all."
Uraniae Fehrnah
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#35 - 2013-03-26 08:46:18 UTC
To be fair, this thread was a refreshing change from all the outrageous claims and rabid comments that have sprung up in the past few days. Further, it isn't as if Ava couldn't "turn him down" to the tune of a few thousand rounds of projectile ammunition if this wasn't a joke.
Halete
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#36 - 2013-03-26 09:34:02 UTC
Wait... you're in my Corp now?

Don't tell me that Saede...

Never mind, I don't want to know.

"To know the true path, but yet, to never follow it. That is possibly the gravest sin" - The Scriptures, Book of Missions 13:21
Ava Starfire
Khushakor Clan
#37 - 2013-03-26 09:38:42 UTC
Mr. Tiber created this thread in response to all of the "Call for X" topics that have sprung up here as of late, as an attempt to lighten the mood in a time when we can all use a bit of mood lightening.

In other words

People, chill.

"There is no strength in numbers; have no such misconception." -Jayka Vofur, "Warfare in the North"
Rana Ash
Gradient
Electus Matari
#38 - 2013-03-26 14:23:39 UTC
Asking Ava out R serious bizneez, not something to make light of. Why think if all the men that asked you out said "oh it was just a joke", how would we then judge whom had been serious or worthy of Gradients Ava hmm?
Toluijin Chagangan
Doomheim
#39 - 2013-03-26 14:28:36 UTC
Tiber, if you want to come out, have the courage and pride to do so alone.
While I am sure there are many women out there who will be disappointed to hear it, Ava has a man-friend at the moment so it is doubtful she can join you.

Be confident in who you are.

Seven Tribes.
One Matari People.
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#40 - 2013-03-26 14:54:19 UTC
Buncha people being way too serious about this thread, and I am a notorious grump.
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