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Fortunately, he wasn't running a Bar Tab........

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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#1 - 2013-03-22 21:42:05 UTC
http://insidescoopsf.sfgate.com/blog/2013/03/22/man-charged-with-drinking-102k-of-pre-prohibition-whiskey-blames-missing-booze-on-evaporation/

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882

Rain6636
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#2 - 2013-03-22 23:10:01 UTC
hah hey KI, remember when you had me blocked?
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#3 - 2013-03-22 23:28:42 UTC
Rain6636 wrote:
hah hey KI, remember when you had me blocked?



I don't hold grudges. Usually. Smile

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882

Marie Hartinez
Aries Munitions and Defense
#4 - 2013-03-23 23:13:27 UTC
Yeah, I'm totally not buying the evaporation thing. Especially after he claimed to have not opened the bottles.

Him saying the whiskey was probably no good leads me to believe he drank them. I mean, really, that is the same excuse I use when the wife or kid accuse me of eating/drinking something that is theirs.

Surrender is still your slightly less painful option.

Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#5 - 2013-03-24 00:17:05 UTC
Marie Hartinez wrote:
Yeah, I'm totally not buying the evaporation thing. Especially after he claimed to have not opened the bottles.

Him saying the whiskey was probably no good leads me to believe he drank them. I mean, really, that is the same excuse I use when the wife or kid accuse me of eating/drinking something that is theirs.



I did that same thing in my much younger days before i did something about a drinking problem. I vouch it is a typical excuse every true alcoholic has indeed used. And never, ever been believed.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882

Marie Hartinez
Aries Munitions and Defense
#6 - 2013-03-24 02:46:49 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Marie Hartinez wrote:
Yeah, I'm totally not buying the evaporation thing. Especially after he claimed to have not opened the bottles.

Him saying the whiskey was probably no good leads me to believe he drank them. I mean, really, that is the same excuse I use when the wife or kid accuse me of eating/drinking something that is theirs.



I did that same thing in my much younger days before i did something about a drinking problem. I vouch it is a typical excuse every true alcoholic has indeed used. And never, ever been believed.


For me, it's not alcohol, but their "tasty" treats. Which I'm working on cutting down on.

Surrender is still your slightly less painful option.

Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2013-03-24 03:16:37 UTC
Agree that its a bs excuse.

And my personal favourite for things like this is "my part is on the bottom, so i had to eat / drink through your bit" Twisted

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate

Marie Hartinez
Aries Munitions and Defense
#8 - 2013-03-24 05:00:54 UTC
Graygor wrote:
Agree that its a bs excuse.

And my personal favourite for things like this is "my part is on the bottom, so i had to eat / drink through your bit" Twisted


I've so done this to me kid. The look she gives me is so worth it.

But, given the change, she will do the same to me.

Surrender is still your slightly less painful option.

Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2013-03-24 06:23:25 UTC
Marie Hartinez wrote:
Graygor wrote:
Agree that its a bs excuse.

And my personal favourite for things like this is "my part is on the bottom, so i had to eat / drink through your bit" Twisted


I've so done this to me kid. The look she gives me is so worth it.

But, given the change, she will do the same to me.


Of course. My dad used this all the time when I was at home.

Now its my turn for revenge. The best thing is my mrs isnt first language English so in the beginning it really took her a while to figure out what I meant. Big smile

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate

Rain6636
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#10 - 2013-03-24 06:27:37 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Rain6636 wrote:
hah hey KI, remember when you had me blocked?


I don't hold grudges. Usually. Smile

well i ask because i'm wondering if it means I don't have to see threads like these if I block you
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#11 - 2013-03-24 11:37:29 UTC
Rain6636 wrote:
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Rain6636 wrote:
hah hey KI, remember when you had me blocked?


I don't hold grudges. Usually. Smile

well i ask because i'm wondering if it means I don't have to see threads like these if I block you



Lol

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882

Tul Breetai
Impromptu Asset Requisition
#12 - 2013-03-24 13:29:17 UTC
You guys clearly don't understand physics/history. Pre-Prohibition booze was bottled in special porous bottles that were used to identify alcoholics. You see, they only ever evaporated booze when in the possession of an alcoholic, thereby scientifically delineating a "drink all teh booze" risk. Really, read a book or something.

There's nothing worse than an EVE player, generally considered to be top of the food chain in the MMO world, that cannot smacktalk with wit and coherency.

Renix Xerar
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2013-03-25 04:03:36 UTC
Tul Breetai wrote:
You guys clearly don't understand physics/history. Pre-Prohibition booze was bottled in special porous bottles that were used to identify alcoholics. You see, they only ever evaporated booze when in the possession of an alcoholic, thereby scientifically delineating a "drink all teh booze" risk. Really, read a book or something.


Of course! It's all so simple now that you say it!
Rain6636
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#14 - 2013-03-25 04:20:08 UTC
who is this KI who knows how to laugh at jokes, and what have you done with him
Marie Hartinez
Aries Munitions and Defense
#15 - 2013-03-25 04:39:31 UTC
Rain6636 wrote:
who is this KI who knows how to laugh at jokes, and what have you done with him


Oh good, I'm not the only one who noticed this. I was starting to worry there was something wrong with me. I mean, there are "things" wrong with me, I was just worried maybe something new popped up.

Surrender is still your slightly less painful option.

Marie Hartinez
Aries Munitions and Defense
#16 - 2013-03-26 01:07:09 UTC
OK, KI just liked my post above. I am now officially scared. Shocked

Scared I tell you. Officially.

Surrender is still your slightly less painful option.

Something Random
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2013-03-26 01:40:13 UTC
My Vodka tends to evaporate freely...

I mean - come on - someone make a bottle that doesnt lose you your purchase dammit.

My vodka is admittedly a bit cheaper. Go him - and why not.

"caught on fire a little bit, just a little."

"Delinquents, check, weirdos, check, hippies, check, pillheads, check, freaks, check, potheads, check .....gangs all here!"

I love Science, it gives me a Hadron.

Rain6636
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#18 - 2013-03-26 01:53:36 UTC
Marie Hartinez wrote:
OK, KI just liked my post above. I am now officially scared. Shocked

Scared I tell you. Officially.


\o/ one of us!
Rana Ash
Gradient
Electus Matari
#19 - 2013-03-26 14:13:12 UTC
Maby he visited Discworld, they have a booze so strong that you can get drunk from someone opening the bottle in the other room
Onyx Nyx
Trillium Invariant
Honorable Third Party
#20 - 2013-03-26 18:11:26 UTC
He stated he blocked me after reading how I think being optimistic when it comes to CCP and how they develop EVE is just as dumb as the first sentence in my post.

I suppose I am not very surprised, few people have the capacity these days to have any kind of foresight.

I kill kittens, and puppies and bunnies. I maim toddlers and teens and then more.

  • Richard (http://www.lfgcomic.com/)
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