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I am angry and my opinion is the most important

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John Caesse
Just Post Inc.
#1 - 2011-10-29 22:40:41 UTC
I am angry with CCP because the game isn't set up so I win every time at everything. I am a special, all powerful, conquering space hero and I demand that core mechanics of the game be adjusted to fit my self important world view.

Beyond game mechanics, I also know everything about EVE politics, economics, group psychology, and what everyone else wants (which is obviously exactly what I want because I'm so important and knowledgeable).

If CCP does not agree with my point of view and meet my demands for change, I will create (more) horrible, poorly thought out threads featuring my ill-conceived ideas and more than likely a solid dose of bad spelling and grammar.

If that fails, I will probably threaten to cancel my subscription(s).
Klask Atriund
Kindred Rising
#2 - 2011-10-29 22:41:16 UTC
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo
Vagilicious
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2011-10-29 22:43:55 UTC
Don't forget to shoot the Jita monument as well!
DarkAegix
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2011-10-29 22:53:23 UTC
I agree with the OP and am now spouting incorrect statements to support my case:
-PLEX creates ISK
-800mm Repeating Artillery is artillery. All of your fits are terrible.
-T2 1600mm steel plates are better than rolled tungsten.
-Tier 3 battlecruisers will be overpowered because they'll be able to fit all large modules like 100MN MWDs and Large Armour Repairers because they have extra powergrid and not a bonus to reduce turret powergrid or anything.


Furthermore, I am an AFK Cloaking Goon who's a Falcon alt, like all players in EVE, so everyone should agree with me.
Jaroslav Unwanted
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2011-10-29 22:57:07 UTC
You got all it needs to become an "important spaceship" forum poster.
Alara IonStorm
#6 - 2011-10-29 22:57:32 UTC
DarkAegix wrote:
I agree with the OP and am now spouting incorrect statements to support my case:
-PLEX creates ISK
-800mm Repeating Artillery is artillery. All of your fits are terrible.
-T2 1600mm steel plates are better than rolled tungsten.
-Tier 3 battlecruisers will be overpowered because they'll be able to fit all large modules like 100MN MWDs and Large Armour Repairers because they have extra powergrid and not a bonus to reduce turret powergrid or anything.


Furthermore, I am an AFK Cloaking Goon who's a Falcon alt, like all players in EVE, so everyone should agree with me.

I get this guy.
Nyio
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2011-10-29 23:01:02 UTC
John Caesse wrote:
I am angry with CCP because the game isn't set up so I win every time at everything. I am a special, all powerful, conquering space hero and I demand that core mechanics of the game be adjusted to fit my self important world view.

Beyond game mechanics, I also know everything about EVE politics, economics, group psychology, and what everyone else wants (which is obviously exactly what I want because I'm so important and knowledgeable).

If CCP does not agree with my point of view and meet my demands for change, I will create (more) horrible, poorly thought out threads featuring my ill-conceived ideas and more than likely a solid dose of bad spelling and grammar.

If that fails, I will probably threaten to cancel my subscription(s).


Hilmar?

Golem • CCP In-Game Event 2011.11.23 • Nyio • Grenade?
Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
#8 - 2011-10-29 23:16:10 UTC
Thread lock?

Dust 514's CPM 1 Iron Wolf Saber Eve mail me about Dust 514 issues.
Tanya Fox
Doomheim
#9 - 2011-10-29 23:43:05 UTC
Nova Fox wrote:
Thread lock?



Should be, for lack of any meaningful content.
Calapine
Xeno Tech Corp
#10 - 2011-10-30 00:00:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Calapine
I also agree with the the OP and steer the thread towards a mature discussion by calling all high-sec dwelllers/0.0-residents pussies/griefers. Secure in the knowledge that my pet-peeves are representative of the EvE player base a whole I furthermore add these additional demands:


  • Nerfing LvL 4 Missions/Incursions/Moon Goo/Veldspar Mining
  • Declaring Jita a CONCORD-free zone.
  • Activating a mining laser in high-sec becomes a concord-punishable offense.
  • Fully insurable T2 supers-carriers.

Pain is short, and joy is eternal.
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
#11 - 2011-10-30 00:02:11 UTC
Nyio wrote:
John Caesse wrote:
I am angry with CCP because the game isn't set up so I win every time at everything. I am a special, all powerful, conquering space hero and I demand that core mechanics of the game be adjusted to fit my self important world view.

Beyond game mechanics, I also know everything about EVE politics, economics, group psychology, and what everyone else wants (which is obviously exactly what I want because I'm so important and knowledgeable).

If CCP does not agree with my point of view and meet my demands for change, I will create (more) horrible, poorly thought out threads featuring my ill-conceived ideas and more than likely a solid dose of bad spelling and grammar.

If that fails, I will probably threaten to cancel my subscription(s).


Hilmar?


lol

AFK-cloaking in a system near you.
Grey Stormshadow
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2011-10-30 00:16:02 UTC
OP,
At least you aren't angry to CCP for breaking their agreement of letting you play free as long you're doing PI. That makes you only the 2nd best troll today. Congrats anyway.

Get classic forum style - custom videos to captains quarters screen

Play with the best - die like the rest
Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#13 - 2011-10-30 00:52:31 UTC
I like this thread. It makes fun of GD.

Katrina Oniseki
ACE McFACE
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2011-10-30 01:03:10 UTC
Im going to reply in italics and bold because I think it makes my argument better and more meaningful than everyone elses

Now, more than ever, we need a dislike button.
Morganta
The Greater Goon
#15 - 2011-10-30 01:04:07 UTC
BALLS OF STEEL!
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2011-10-30 01:34:37 UTC
John Caesse wrote:
I am angry with CCP because the game isn't set up so I win every time at everything. I am a special, all powerful, conquering space hero and I demand that core mechanics of the game be adjusted to fit my self important world view.

Beyond game mechanics, I also know everything about EVE politics, economics, group psychology, and what everyone else wants (which is obviously exactly what I want because I'm so important and knowledgeable).

If CCP does not agree with my point of view and meet my demands for change, I will create (more) horrible, poorly thought out threads featuring my ill-conceived ideas and more than likely a solid dose of bad spelling and grammar.

If that fails, I will probably threaten to cancel my subscription(s).


Excellent satire on GD.

'The Plan' | California Eve Players | Proposal - The Endless Battle
Di Mulle
#17 - 2011-10-30 02:35:01 UTC
Katrina Oniseki wrote:
I like this thread. It makes fun of GD.


Aye. Should be sticky.
<<Insert some waste of screen space here>>
DarkAegix
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2011-10-30 03:53:44 UTC
Being a Dramiel pilot, I can confirm that the Dramiel does not need to be nerfed.
CCP is making a terrible mistake, and I will unsub.
Written Word
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2011-10-30 04:19:15 UTC
Make sure to use your powers as a shadow director of all the major nullsec alliances to get everybody (important) to quit as well.
Jenshae Chiroptera
#20 - 2011-10-30 04:28:57 UTC
I am going to rant about something unrelated because the thread I was replying to got locked.




I am also going to make lots of spaces and
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all of you

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so that I can nit pick your posts



I will also be totally oblivious to what you are saying and frustrate you further.




THEN I WILL START SCREAMING and !!! AND!!!

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Quoting developers out of context to support the crazy stuff that I have my panties in a twist about

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.
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