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Xarhus III <---contract out for suicide gank/wardec kill mail
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Rall Mekin
End-of-Line
#1 - 2013-03-21 17:13:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Rall Mekin
To the person who provides me the first kill mail on Xarhus III in excess of 100 Mil Isk, I will pay 50% of the value of the ship kill mail linked in game (by mail or chat). I will announce here when the contract is settled.

--I will pay up to 500 mil in ship replacement.
--Ship replacement kill mails MUST be part of a successful gank
--I will pay up to 50% of the value of the ship destroyed, according to the in game calculator provided with the linked killmail (to my private mail/chat in game).
--The maximum total payout is capped at 1 billion isk.
--He must be OUT of my corporation before the killing may begin.
***Target IS out of corp. Contract live.

--My intel suggests he won't be online until this weekend.
--Prior kill mails are not accepted. It must be after the posting of this thread, in case someone tries to be cute and spams me with old kill mails.

Note that the person is currently in my corporation. That is currently being dealt with and he will be removed within approximately 24 hours. Suicide ganks MUST be held off until he is no longer in my corporation.

I will also pay another 100 million isk for the corpse if the pod is destroyed and someone can snatch me the corpse. I'm not paying for any random corpse of his or an alt. It has to be the corpse from a pod kill with that gank.

--The 100 million isk bonus for the corpse is independent of the 1 billion isk payout being reached.

He missions and flies a blinged out tengu. I have already mailed some people privately with the same offer, so there is a competition on.

This contract is good until it is fulfilled, however long that takes.
Rall Mekin
End-of-Line
#2 - 2013-03-21 17:24:47 UTC
"She is at Venilen IX - Moon 7 - Caldari Navy Testing Facilities station in the Venilen system, Otawasa constellation of The Citadel region.

With regards,

Momabah Pindan"
Wescro2
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2013-03-21 17:31:09 UTC
I'm sensing a story here. Rest assured this man is as good as dead now that I have a mild interest in this case, but to really put my mind at ease as I pull the trigger, can you share his crimes so that my conscious may remain pure?
JAF Anders
Adenosine Inhibition
#4 - 2013-03-21 17:32:27 UTC
Why don't you pull a few guys into your corporation and blow up his ship that way? The authorities won't care. Blink

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Rall Mekin
End-of-Line
#5 - 2013-03-21 17:34:33 UTC
JAF Anders wrote:
Why don't you pull a few guys into your corporation and blow up his ship that way? The authorities won't care. Blink


Strict rules from Alliance/corp about blue on blue. We're hunting him after this too.
Rall Mekin
End-of-Line
#6 - 2013-03-21 17:35:06 UTC
Wescro2 wrote:
I'm sensing a story here. Rest assured this man is as good as dead now that I have a mild interest in this case, but to really put my mind at ease as I pull the trigger, can you share his crimes so that my conscious may remain pure?


I'll share them privately by mail only.
Rall Mekin
End-of-Line
#7 - 2013-03-21 19:01:11 UTC
**I edited it to specify that the SRP I am paying must be part of a successful gank. Not paying for fail.
Rall Mekin
End-of-Line
#8 - 2013-03-21 20:22:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Rall Mekin
**Edited ship amount percentage paid. I realized that if someone gets unlucky and catches him in a cheaply fit tengu, the isk they get paid won't be very enticing to get out here and melt him. So, I'm paying "up to" 50% of the sip's kill mail, plus ship replacement of the ganking fleet, up to a maximum payout of 1 billion.

***Specified that the 100 mil isk bonus for the corpse from the gank's pod kill is in addition to the 1 billion isk cap. Lol


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Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#9 - 2013-03-21 20:48:33 UTC
Rall Mekin wrote:
JAF Anders wrote:
Why don't you pull a few guys into your corporation and blow up his ship that way? The authorities won't care. Blink


Strict rules from Alliance/corp about blue on blue. We're hunting him after this too.


I'm pretty sure organising a witch-hunt of a fellow corp-mate would contravene any ruling concerning blue on blue aggression.

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Rall Mekin
End-of-Line
#10 - 2013-03-21 20:51:51 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
Rall Mekin wrote:
JAF Anders wrote:
Why don't you pull a few guys into your corporation and blow up his ship that way? The authorities won't care. Blink


Strict rules from Alliance/corp about blue on blue. We're hunting him after this too.


I'm pretty sure organising a witch-hunt of a fellow corp-mate would contravene any ruling concerning blue on blue aggression.


He's not a corp mate in approx 22 hours. Big smile
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#11 - 2013-03-22 02:29:13 UTC
Pay me 1 billion isk to not tell your corp & alliance that you pay random people to have them killed.

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Jerome Hauleralt
Doomheim
#12 - 2013-03-22 03:57:49 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Pay me 1 billion isk to not tell your corp & alliance that you pay random people to have them killed.


Gotta love an opportunist. Blink
StoneCold
Decadence.
RAZOR Alliance
#13 - 2013-03-22 07:49:51 UTC
Rall Mekin wrote:

Strict rules from Alliance/corp about blue on blue. We're hunting him after this too.

But it would be green on green ;).

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Estella Osoka
Cranky Bitches Who PMS
#14 - 2013-03-22 21:56:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Estella Osoka
This has got to be one of the most supidest things I've seen. It is your corp. Clean the mess up yourselves, and by "clean up" I mean pod his butt into oblivion till he ragequits. Then kick him from corp. Then send out a corp/alliance- wide e-mail instructing people on what happens when corp members go bad in your corp.

As StoneCold said above, it is green on green; not blue on blue. Alliance rules are for how you interact with other Alliance members not in your corp.
Rall Mekin
End-of-Line
#15 - 2013-03-22 22:03:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Rall Mekin
Estella Osoka wrote:
This has got to be one of the most supidest things I've seen. It is your corp. Clean the mess up yourselves, and by "clean up" I mean pod his butt into oblivion till he ragequits. Then kick him from corp. Then send out a corp/alliance- wide e-mail instructing people on what happens when corp members go bad in your corp.

As StoneCold said above, it is green on green; not blue on blue. Alliance rules are for how you interact with other Alliance members not in your corp.


Then we spend our EVE time camping him into station all day, when we could be out making money/doing something less boring.

This way, he doesn't know who/when to be watching out for, and I am free to enjoy my leisure in New Eden. It also speeds up the rate of justice being carried out. Not to mention, I'm stimulating the economy.

Oh and thanks for the bump, all of you, so that more people read this.
Rall Mekin
End-of-Line
#16 - 2013-03-23 15:06:53 UTC
**Confirming target is out of corp. Contract live.