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Seeking Orca Escorts
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Zinn Irate
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#1 - 2013-03-15 12:55:25 UTC
I am seeking some mercs who can provide escort for two orcas from a high sec system, through one or more low sec systems, and into a wormhole for the purposes of setting up a POS. Both orcas will make a trip into the wormhole, and one of them must be returned safely to the high sec system.

I realize without knowing more details, such as the exact systems, an accurate quote is hard to give. At this time we're just trying to find mercs who would be willing take this job, and price is not our primary consideration. Ballpark estimates are all we need, and we'll pay good money for quality service.

Trustworthiness, reliability, and skill will be scrutinized at length. So, only mercs with references, a good killboard, and a demonstrable history of effective service will be considered.
Archibald Thistlewaite III
The Royal Society for the Prevention of Miners
#2 - 2013-03-15 13:22:03 UTC
Zinn Irate wrote:
I am seeking someone to ransom and then blow up my 2 Orcas



Good luck with your move.

User of 'Bumblefck's Luscious & Luminous Mustachio Wax'
Kaban Bastanold
Catsoup Empire
#3 - 2013-03-15 13:35:30 UTC
I hope your posting with an alt, or someone is going to smell fresh whale meat.
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#4 - 2013-03-15 15:15:05 UTC
\o/ Free Orca Kill

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Winchester Steele
#5 - 2013-03-15 16:44:20 UTC
Archibald Thistlewaite III wrote:
Zinn Irate wrote:
I am seeking someone to ransom and then blow up my 2 Orcas



Good luck with your move.



Not empty quoting.

...

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#6 - 2013-03-15 16:47:13 UTC
Get paid to protect them...AND awox the orcas with potentially tasty loots and tears...and get free wormhole BM, and learn location of secret wormhole base of improperly defended up and coming WH corp....

::tingles::

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2013-03-15 17:31:12 UTC
I'll help you with your Orcas.

Belligerent Undesirables Selling Griefer Immunity
Kodama Ikari
Thragon
#8 - 2013-03-15 18:19:01 UTC
orcas don't need escort. They need scouts.

Some first-hand PI tips
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#9 - 2013-03-15 18:30:21 UTC
There are many perils involved in what you seek to achieve here Zinn.

I can simplify things for you.

Just contract the Orcas, a bookmark for the wormhole entrance and 250m for my time - alakazam they shall be delivered.

Fast, safe and reliable.

Concord Approved Trader
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2013-03-15 18:38:00 UTC
In the future, just say you need to hire some mercs. Don't need to be so specific until they start contacting you.

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Twilight Mourning
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2013-03-15 21:56:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Twilight Mourning
Psychotic Monk wrote:
I'll help you with your Orcas.


This man is trustworthy, choose him. He helped us move all of our pos gear out to syndicate to get it to our wh.
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#12 - 2013-03-15 21:59:05 UTC
Twilight Mourning wrote:
Psychotic Monk wrote:
I'll help you with your Orcas.


This man is trustworthy, choose him.



I too will serve as a reference for PsyMonk's effectiveness in achieving any goal he puts his mind to.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2013-03-15 22:31:16 UTC
I can vouch for Psychotic Monk, he is completely trustworthy.

And to show you how trustworthy he is I'll come too to help

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Princess Saskia
Hyperfleet Industries
#14 - 2013-03-15 22:58:33 UTC
Boom Boom Longtime has moved many capital class vessels into different area's of space for me including one supercarrier. She gets my vouch.

 ♥ 
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#15 - 2013-03-15 23:11:36 UTC
Thank you Saskia.

That job was a pleasure.

Being in a position to help others I regard as a privilege, not a chore.

Concord Approved Trader
Zinn Irate
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#16 - 2013-03-15 23:44:57 UTC
It appears this will not be a viable option for the operation. It was worth a try. We will be pursuing other options.

Thanks everyone.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2013-03-15 23:56:23 UTC
He's leaving! Don't let him get away, break his legs!!! Evil

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#18 - 2013-03-16 03:02:42 UTC
Welp.

We almost had him.

Think we're gonna need a bigger boat.

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
Friggz
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#19 - 2013-03-16 05:57:25 UTC
I would be happy to help escort your Orcas....

Ocras......

Urrrrghhhh... ORCAS!!!!

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SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER, WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE!
BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS, MEN! IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL!!
THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME
HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY
AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS CROOKED BROW
AND LOOK HIM STRIGHT IN THE EYE!
WHITE. WHALE. HOLY. GRAIL!


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Uh I mean.... how much are you offering
Wescro2
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2013-03-16 08:50:02 UTC
OP, don't listen to all these trolls. There definitely are legit armed escort services available. I can't discuss details on the forums for security reasons, but I'd be happy to have a chat in game or by mail.

-Wes
New Order Whale Relocation Services
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