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[For Hire] - Cannibal Kane
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SharpNine Sasen
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#121 - 2013-03-14 16:53:06 UTC
Incredible service. Kane is a major pain in the ass to your adversaries with an almost prescient knack for ruining someone's day.
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#122 - 2013-03-14 17:47:26 UTC
Cannibal Kane wrote:
You may know from my roles in "The Man with the Golden Hair Dryer" and "How I Griefed your Mother"


I am here to offer my services, not as a Corp but as Myself. Why? I love working on my own moving where I am needed.








What I do:


"Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guerrilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"

I am not a Pirate, I am a Terrorist

War Decs (HI-Sec)
Terrorize Targets
Assisting with Wars (Ally)

*Alts need not bother. I will not do work or accept a Job from somebody using an Alt. Alt's may convo me but once the work starts it is your main or you can look for somebody else.


*There will be a fee for becoming an Ally. it is important to take into consideration that you get what you pay for. Most corp using the Ally System sit in Trade hubs hoping to see a target. I will go after your aggressors.

*We will not join the Merc channel as Merc Contacts, this is a personal preference since I know the corps that are listed there and most of them are no more trustworthy than any other corp not listed. I believe reputation should determine if your trustworthy or not, and not just being part of a channel. Also I think Kromius hates me...


Price:


*Can be negotiated.

*depending on targets we may only ask for the cost of declaring war.



Contact Details:


Contact Cannibal Kane for any question or for more information.



References



Kane respond very fast, in a very professional manner and handle things above and beyond what we expected. I highly recommend these guys to anyone who's new to the game and getting bashed. They even helped provide knowledge on gameplay and gave us insight into some fitting suggestions and strategy. They're really classy guys.

-Arbiter Stukov



He was so effective that targets run away like headless chickens straight into our hands. Very professional and fun attitude. Good communication. Will definitely use again.

"Much fun was had by all, cept the targets.. they were terrorized"

-cpt Varox



Kane accepted our contract and went to work immediately. He is easy to reach, and readily communicates his progress in a manner befitting a true professional. We found his rates to be quite reasonable.

He's not only the captain of a starship. He's captain of my heart!

-Stellar Artois

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#123 - 2013-03-15 13:06:37 UTC
BUMP


"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#124 - 2013-03-17 13:41:54 UTC
BUMP

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#125 - 2013-03-17 23:37:54 UTC
Bumping for the hair.

The smexy hair.

Pirate

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
Lainalil
The Double Rainbow Butterflies
#126 - 2013-03-18 04:48:34 UTC
While I have not worked side by side with him I know he runs more locators than Jesus and muhammad do when answering prayers. He's definitely active and enjoys what he does. I'd imagine his services are great.
TrueBlue Keikira
Perkone
Caldari State
#127 - 2013-03-18 08:23:11 UTC  |  Edited by: TrueBlue Keikira
simply a gutless wonder. attacking ppl who have absolutely no chance to defend themselves. sure he delivers... attacking ppl who are so far down the food chain only feeds his ego. and i am of the opinion that he should let corps that he declares war on, who are the gutless faceless assholes who paid him to do their dirty work
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#128 - 2013-03-18 09:20:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Cannibal Kane
TrueBlue Keikira wrote:
simply a gutless wonder. attacking ppl who have absolutely no chance to defend themselves. sure he delivers... attacking ppl who are so far down the food chain only feeds his ego. and i am of the opinion that he should let corps that he declares war on, who are the gutless faceless assholes who paid him to do their dirty work


Well...

Not everyday you receive tears in your own thread.

Welcome to my world... this is what I do. I am not a Pirate... I am a Terrorist.

And since people pay me to do these things you are more than welcome to pay as well.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Sith1s Spectre
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#129 - 2013-03-19 11:52:57 UTC
TrueBlue Keikira wrote:
simply a gutless wonder. attacking ppl who have absolutely no chance to defend themselves. sure he delivers... attacking ppl who are so far down the food chain only feeds his ego. and i am of the opinion that he should let corps that he declares war on, who are the gutless faceless assholes who paid him to do their dirty work


Sounds to me like another satisfied customer.

P.S Kane, you have to tell me how your secret for keeping your hair so glossy

Resident forum troll and fashion consultant
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#130 - 2013-03-19 12:13:53 UTC
Sith1s Spectre wrote:
TrueBlue Keikira wrote:
simply a gutless wonder. attacking ppl who have absolutely no chance to defend themselves. sure he delivers... attacking ppl who are so far down the food chain only feeds his ego. and i am of the opinion that he should let corps that he declares war on, who are the gutless faceless assholes who paid him to do their dirty work


Sounds to me like another satisfied customer.

P.S Kane, you have to tell me how your secret for keeping your hair so glossy


Mixing a Targets Pod juice and your fav conditioner does the trick.

On a side Note...

I made 2 bill with about 10 minutes worth of work. 2 corps approached me to go after each other. I decided early on who I am going to support since they are have been good and been using me a couple of times now. The other corp has been on my list for a while now to go after. It is just extra gravy that I can make isk off them and get paid to go after them at the same time.

I notified my Contact to notify the said corp that I am actually his alt. My goal is to demoralize them and break their alliance apart.

This will be a good day once I receive mails or convo's the minute I declare war.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Kobalos
Carebears -With- Guns
Goonswarm Federation
#131 - 2013-03-19 16:48:52 UTC
If you ever take on apprentice Terrorists, please let me know! I love this! Twisted
Karl Hobb
Imperial Margarine
#132 - 2013-03-19 20:44:21 UTC
Confirming that Kane is a p chill dude and you should hire him for all your terrorism needs.

A professional astro-bastard was not available so they sent me.
Giuseppe Ottaviani
Serendipity's Polyvinyl Yacht Club
Misfits Alliance
#133 - 2013-03-20 00:59:42 UTC
TrueBlue Keikira wrote:
simply a gutless wonder. attacking ppl who have absolutely no chance to defend themselves. sure he delivers... attacking ppl who are so far down the food chain only feeds his ego. and i am of the opinion that he should let corps that he declares war on, who are the gutless faceless assholes who paid him to do their dirty work


Waste of space posting on NPC alt idiot, move along, you know nothing. Kane can beat people in ships better than what he flies ive seen it myself 1st hand, tell us your main? Nah u wont will u lol.

Usually i start the month with a postman!
Orlacc
#134 - 2013-03-20 02:53:40 UTC
Friendly bump for a dying breed.

"Measure Twice, Cut Once."
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#135 - 2013-03-21 22:45:09 UTC
BUMP

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#136 - 2013-03-22 15:14:59 UTC
Cannibal Kane is always aligned to every direction in space no matter what direction his ship is currently pointing.

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#137 - 2013-03-22 23:00:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Cannibal Kane
BUMP


As so many know... today was the live event.

I went in early since I know if I wait I might not be able to get in. I knew that there was a goal in mind where people shoot at CAP ships but I also knew that it was going to be a free for all. My god I was surprised when it started. The entire sustem went suspect... EVERYBODY.

It was like candy land, here we had people focusing on the CAP ships. The stout RP'ers fighting for whatever crap they do. And we few belligerent undesirables.... There with only 3 thing in mind.

1. Target
2. Fire
3 Secondary...

Repeat.

It was glorious to watch people explode. I am sure many looked at this event as a PVE event due to some complaints I have seen in local.

This day gave a nice little boost to my KB... Many kills amounting in about 10 Billion isk damage done. In the end I lost my Tornado but I was more than happy to trade a 120mil loss with 10 Billion isk.

Tis was a Good day.

As for my wars... I have extremely angry targets who has made my client extremely happy. In the end is that not the goal? One person suffering is another person happiness? I am just the middle to be used in making one person unhappy and another happy.

Remember my future clients/targets... you to can become happy... pay me to make others unhappy.

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Kane

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#138 - 2013-03-23 00:19:09 UTC
His name is Cannibal Kane, terrorist extraordinaire, the empress herself is envious of his glorious hair, he smites shiptoasters and loves his dog. Fear him, unless you are his current employer.

Free bumpage for the man himself.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#139 - 2013-03-25 16:34:23 UTC
BUMP

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#140 - 2013-03-26 11:33:25 UTC
BUMP

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk