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Miner Bumping Bingo

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Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#1 - 2013-03-12 22:43:36 UTC
When bumping or blowing up miners, they can often fail to see the favour you are doing them by seeking to break their carebear ways. Many retalliate verbally.

Now, however, you can mark off our custom Bingo card!

They don't need to use the exact words here. Close enough is good enough.


The card is found here: http://www.minerbumping.com/p/bingo.html

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com

Angelique Duchemin
Team Evil
#2 - 2013-03-12 23:52:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Angelique Duchemin
I'm sort of on the fence about this desperate need for tears found among some of the pvp community.


On one hand the victim shows a lot of weakness by losing face but I feel like the attacker does as well by being so needy about receiving those precious tears.

Where's the professionalism? Shot it, loot it, find the next target.

Hanging around the chat doing verbal hip-thrusts over the miner wreck just makes it look like two kids fighting in the sandbox.


I know we can't have 2 winners in an encounter like this but I'm quite sure that both can lose...

The very sun of heaven seemed distorted when viewed through the polarising miasma welling out from this sea-soaked perversion, and twisted menace and suspense lurked leeringly in those crazily elusive angles of carven rock where a second glance shewed concavity after the first shewed convexity.

Amyclas Amatin
SUNDERING
Goonswarm Federation
#3 - 2013-03-13 00:55:13 UTC
Two days on the job, and I've got the entire bottom row, (mostly from follow up work in my effort to rehabilitate the carebears.)
BINGO!

as well as X:Y grid:
1,3
1,4
2,5
2,4

I still hold on to the vain hope that some carebears can be saved.

For more information on the New Order of High-Sec, please visit: http://www.minerbumping.com/

Remember that whenever you have a bad day in EVE, the correct reponse is "Thank you CCP, may I please have another?"

Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#4 - 2013-03-13 00:58:16 UTC
Amyclas Amatin wrote:

I still hold on to the vain hope that some carebears can be saved.


If they can be saved - if there is hope - their salvation will be burned into them by Federation Navy Antimatter and Void S.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com

Haedonism Bot
People for the Ethical Treatment of Rogue Drones
#5 - 2013-03-13 01:21:22 UTC
What do I win if I complete a row?

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Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#6 - 2013-03-13 01:23:29 UTC
Haedonism Bot wrote:
What do I win if I complete a row?


A -9.9 security status, a multi hundred million ISK bounty, and pride in knowing that you have played a valuable part in the salvation of highsec.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2013-03-13 04:17:29 UTC
This is an awesome idea... have it bookmarked for future use Bear

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Jensaro Koraka
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#8 - 2013-03-13 14:26:34 UTC
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
When bumping or blowing up miners, they can often fail to see the favour you are doing them by seeking to break their carebear ways. Many retalliate verbally.

Now, however, you can mark off our custom Bingo card!

They don't need to use the exact words here. Close enough is good enough.


The card is found here: http://www.minerbumping.com/p/bingo.html

Literal metagaming, brilliant!

"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -H.L. Mencken

Manny Moons
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2013-03-13 14:34:08 UTC
Angelique Duchemin wrote:
I'm sort of on the fence about this desperate need for tears found among some of the pvp community.


On one hand the victim shows a lot of weakness by losing face but I feel like the attacker does as well by being so needy about receiving those precious tears.

Where's the professionalism? ...


It's true we have very serious work to do, and we try do do it efficiently and professionally. But we are human, and we do occasionally succumb to human weaknesses. Is it so wrong of us to take pleasure in our work?