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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Kenneth O'Hara
Sebiestor Tribe
#7581 - 2013-03-11 16:57:47 UTC
First, you've gotta kill a few people. And then you get sent to a prison where they tell you you'll never see daylight again. So you dig up a doctor, pay him twenty menthol Kools to do a surgical percolator job on your torso …

Bring Saede Riordan back!! Never Forget! _"__Operation Godzilla Smacks Zeus"  ~__Graygor _
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#7582 - 2013-03-11 17:12:20 UTC
*enters the room* ah, smells like coffee!
What a coinsidence... Anyone cares for someicecream???
I am proud to announce I made this batchmyself!Big smile
Ila Gant
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#7583 - 2013-03-11 17:13:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Ila Gant
Kenneth O'Hara wrote:
First, you've gotta kill a few people. And then you get sent to a prison where they tell you you'll never see daylight again. So you dig up a doctor, pay him twenty menthol Kools to do a surgical percolator job on your torso …

There was a prophecy that the last Folgerian would bring down the Expectomongers ("you keep what you lick"). Is that you? Also, can I have a cappuccino?

Tanthalassa: If you're that chilly without a shirt on perhaps you should consider... never mind... come here, I'll help you warm up.
MiniZiber
Syndicate Enterprise
Sigma Grindset
#7584 - 2013-03-11 17:43:07 UTC
Oh god, my wife is gonna give me such a beating...
Kenneth O'Hara
Sebiestor Tribe
#7585 - 2013-03-11 18:12:57 UTC
She's gonna have to get in line...

Bring Saede Riordan back!! Never Forget! _"__Operation Godzilla Smacks Zeus"  ~__Graygor _
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#7586 - 2013-03-11 21:14:05 UTC
Ila Gant wrote:
Tanthalassa: If you're that chilly without a shirt on perhaps you should consider... never mind... come here, I'll help you warm up.
I am not cold! Just trying to keep balance.. But sure - let's cuddle! Bear
Bewbie
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#7587 - 2013-03-12 02:44:41 UTC
I like milk with my coffee Cool
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#7588 - 2013-03-12 03:22:16 UTC
Unless you can yield some from those assets, on foot its a 10 minute round trip to the local store snowflake Blink

Concord Approved Trader
Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7589 - 2013-03-12 04:45:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Fredfredbug4
I say! About time I woke up next to a proper sophisticate if I do say so myself!

Yes, a monocle instantly adds about 200% more sophistication. If I had a monocle my sophistication would be so massive it would reopen the EVE gate and there would be no EVE online because everyone went home.

Watch_ Fred Fred Frederation_ and stop [u]cryptozoologist[/u]! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it!
Anna Hathaway
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#7590 - 2013-03-12 04:56:09 UTC
I prefer unsophisticated, uncomplicated, unvarnished, and unsullied by overintellectualism.

Bewbie and Boom Boom, you can stay, for a rose by any other name would be confusing.
Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#7591 - 2013-03-12 05:17:18 UTC
Uncomplicated is a good thing.

Massage? When one is blind one becomes quite good with their hands.

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content
Qaidan Alenko
Eezo-Lution Inc.
#7592 - 2013-03-12 05:42:07 UTC
You know... for a Bonno look-a-like, you weren't (sp) half bad...
Go ahead... Get your Wham on!!!
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#7593 - 2013-03-12 07:40:44 UTC
*Observing Qaidan Alenko* :
Arkady Vachon wrote:
When one is blind one becomes quite good with their hands.
Oh? How about the opposite? Does one really become blind if he's "too good with their hands?"
Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#7594 - 2013-03-12 08:44:31 UTC
Tanthalassa wrote:
*Observing Qaidan Alenko* :
Arkady Vachon wrote:
When one is blind one becomes quite good with their hands.
Oh? How about the opposite? Does one really become blind if he's "too good with their hands?"


I believe they are supposed to sprout hair on their palms as well, but I believe that is only if their latest cloning goes wrong.

As it happens, though, i did not go blind from use of my hands, and do not often receive complaints from those that I apply the skill upon.

Tea? Massage?

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#7595 - 2013-03-12 08:47:13 UTC
Tea please. Milk, 3 sugars ta.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#7596 - 2013-03-12 08:47:57 UTC
Coffee Milk 2 Sugars, Burn the Tea Bags.

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#7597 - 2013-03-12 08:50:36 UTC
Youll tea....something ...something ...on your skin or else you get the hose again!

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#7598 - 2013-03-12 09:43:24 UTC
I WILL KILL YOU Evil
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#7599 - 2013-03-12 10:24:24 UTC
I WILL KILL YOU QUICKER! Twisted

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#7600 - 2013-03-12 10:34:13 UTC
Alice Saki wrote:
I WILL KILL YOU QUICKER! Twisted


Death by Snu Snu?

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content